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Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

star wars is in everything right now and nobody can escape its influence this christmas

are any of you going to buy any star wars games/clothing/toys/comics/books/etc?

personally i think the least bad star wars purchase is to buy that lego death star or the lego millenium falcon

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

That Jar Jar candy that you can make out with.

Julien Sorel
Jan 27, 2006

Voted Worst Marksman of 1830
Please don't waste your money on toys.

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

Julien Sorel posted:

Please don't waste your money on toys.

but you can keep it in its original packaging and resell it to some nerd for a million dollars in the distant future!

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
you bet!

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Happy Bear Suit posted:

personally i think the least bad star wars purchase is to buy that lego death star or the lego millenium falcon
Those are pretty loving cool but I'll probably only see the movie and not get any merchandise.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Do they make a lightsaber fleshlight molded in the shape of Princess Leia's box? Probably that.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
i want one of the vader midgets from walmart

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
star wars merch is getting very rare and hard to find, obscure even

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!

just buy x-wing miniature figures for tabletop gaming

and maybe that badass stormtrooper action figure
ya know the one with the big electrostaff thingie

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

gently caress the ROW posted:

i want one of the vader midgets from walmart

Walmart greeters are people and you can't own people it's illegal.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR


Wanna put a fleshlight in the back of that toy

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

extra stout posted:

star wars merch is getting very rare and hard to find, obscure even

hosed up if false

Saw a millennium falcon model it was almost $300 at a hobby store. I had same thing when I was 10 and I'm pretty sure it wasn't $300.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
buy the skull of george lucas.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Rape Stink posted:

Do they make a lightsaber fleshlight molded in the shape of Princess Leia's box? Probably that.

This but Rey

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
i bought a glimey figurine op

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'd rather play with Robert Cop than Galaxy Cop, tbh.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I'd rather play with Robert Cop than Galaxy Cop, tbh.

:agreed: looks like a badass

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Betty Boop now officially star wars cannon

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Betty Boop now officially star wars cannon

:confused: that's not Bib fortuna? :confused:

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Lil Peeler posted:

Wanna put a fleshlight in the back of that toy

Realtalk i thought that was one and was more than a little relieved to find otherwise

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


chinese counterfeits of the original 1970s toys to sell to your nerd friends as the real thing

you were warned
Jul 12, 2006

(the S is for skeleton)
Those phone-controlled BB-8 toys look really nifty, but not $150 nifty, or even "any dollar amount at the expense of having yet another electronic thing in my house" nifty. Maybe I'll trick one of my friends into buying one so I can play with it.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015



is he... is he giving the millennium faclon a blowjob?!

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


VendaGoat posted:

This but Rey

VendaGoat posted:

This but Rey

VendaGoat posted:

This but Rey

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

MiracleWhale posted:

is he... is he giving the millennium faclon a blowjob?!

That's a blow up HAL 9000 from return of the jedi

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


i need new boxing gloves and wraps and I'm v disappointed there's no orange/white bb8 gloves for me to buy. :| like wtf merchandising is supposed to give me cool alternate-art schemes for the products I was gonna buy anyway.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

lmao

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
It's going to look freaky no matter what orifice you put it in.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I saw some Star War oranges

Those are probably healthy and good, worth the extra dollar

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Me-sah watch you poop!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Horniest Manticore posted:

Me-sah watch you poop!

It's a "Hand cream" dispenser

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

VendaGoat posted:

It's a "Hand cream" dispenser

Me-sah watch you massabate!

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Savage For The Winjun
Jun 27, 2008


i bought dark forces II: jedi knight, for like a dollar on steam, it was worth it... now if only the internet gaming zone was still a thing so i could have some lightsaber duels with my bros

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