I'm looking for a programming language

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CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

Im looking for a programming language, it cant be sukuriputsu (thats japanese for scripting) or any interpreted language. It has to be of 2 or more puratuforumu (thats japanese for 2 platforms) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 megs. And you have to post pastebins of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching text editor (WITH syntax file).

# ? Dec 24, 2015 04:21

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akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

hmm...

sounds like you want c

I'm not going to post a pastebin because gently caress you

# ? Dec 24, 2015 04:42

George: Nov 27, 2004; No love for your made-up things.

tempuru os

# ? Dec 24, 2015 04:51

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

have you heard hte good news about lisp

# ? Dec 24, 2015 07:41

Yaoi Gagarin: Feb 20, 2014

c++

# ? Dec 24, 2015 07:43

Brave GNU World: Nov 1, 2013; by Cyrano4747

eschaton posted:

have you heard hte good news about lisp

# ? Dec 24, 2015 09:50

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

I also reccomend C or maybe FORTRAN or maybe COBOL

# ? Dec 24, 2015 10:43

Maximum Leader: Dec 5, 2014

sounds like a perfect fit for java

# ? Dec 24, 2015 12:24

oh no blimp issue: Feb 23, 2011

i think haskell fits your needs

# ? Dec 24, 2015 12:38

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

erlang, op

# ? Dec 24, 2015 14:05

ConanTheLibrarian: Aug 13, 2004; dis buch is late; Fallen Rib

c++ and java are neither chibi nor kawaii, baka gaijin

# ? Dec 24, 2015 15:06

Symbolic Butt: Mar 22, 2009; (_!_); Buglord

I heard once that smalltalk was big in japan in the 90s

# ? Dec 24, 2015 15:22

Pochoclo: Feb 4, 2008; No...; Clapping Larry

Symbolic Butt posted:

I heard once that smalltalk was big in japan in the 90s

alpha & quel - big in japan

# ? Dec 25, 2015 03:16

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

ruby on rails is a very pretty language to say

# ? Dec 25, 2015 03:24

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Silver Alicorn posted:

elixir, op

# ? Dec 25, 2015 03:37

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

JavaScript.

react native to use JS to compile to native code on android and iOS

node to make web back ends

react or angular for JS web front ends.

Unity uses JS for game scripting.

WebKit for desktop apps (atom and slack are JS on desktop)

# ? Dec 25, 2015 05:33

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

I thought unity was csharp

# ? Dec 25, 2015 05:38

Reince Penis: Nov 15, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Maximum Leader posted:

sounds like a perfect fit for java

Unironically this

# ? Dec 25, 2015 05:45

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

PleasureKevin posted:

JavaScript.

react native to use JS to compile to native code on android and iOS

node to make web back ends

react or angular for JS web front ends.

Unity uses JS for game scripting.

WebKit for desktop apps (atom and slack are JS on desktop)

that's the complete opposite of kawaii

# ? Dec 25, 2015 05:49

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BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

Silver Alicorn posted:

I thought unity was csharp

you can use both, but it is moving towards csharp

# ? Dec 25, 2015 05:50

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