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bij
Feb 24, 2007

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bij
Feb 24, 2007

On the day after Xmas the internet gave to me...

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http://imgur.com/a/wXYKV
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bij
Feb 24, 2007

:nws:
https://49.media.tumblr.com/b5459f2da0d049e0d19355ca4c091da8/tumblr_mqtqzyyxqt1st0wlko1_r1_400.gif
https://49.media.tumblr.com/1c9354d8307da45734f2c46b149fd926/tumblr_mquqhuU2BA1ra4ttto1_400.gif
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That chick is gross but the right kind of gross.

It's get wasted on ipa 2016!

bij fucked around with this message at 10:01 on Jan 1, 2016

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Duzzy Funlop posted:

:stare:

What's gross about that chick?

her expanded body of work

luna kitsuen

bij
Feb 24, 2007

it took me forever to figure out that lady's name because "emo chick oil shower" was not loving illuminating and porn comments aren't always forthcoming with names

jolene got it goin on though

bij
Feb 24, 2007

sierra nevada torpedo is ambrosia pissed out by god himself

this chick is super popular on tumblr. cute af but all the gifs she posts look loving goofy. i guess to encourage dropping hard earned cash on her winged eyeliner smut




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http://40.media.tumblr.com/cbc4713c4e89f33d7414f31e68fd5dfb/tumblr_o09d0oRcK01r5kv0wo1_1280.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/fccdc21a82c3802ed8255a32f8fcbf46/tumblr_njot6vQEWL1r5kv0wo3_1280.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/8b331e54a51bf6d8830e8af65c99d4bb/tumblr_nina0iysXo1r5kv0wo1_1280.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/981c02f05b51dfe99352c35cc73543a2/tumblr_naii6o1S7h1qzoyhko4_1280.jpg
http://36.media.tumblr.com/efc1b8a710169da4a89c09e05d017136/tumblr_n9p6ftxPUf1qzoyhko4_1280.jpg
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bij
Feb 24, 2007

MoHoWa will be waged from the LDS moonbase on the dark side of Kolob.

the trick to cutties with aposematic hair and tattoos is to catch em after someone else has put in the time to get their antidepressants, birth control, and xanax habit into homeostasis

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Eva Green is naked constantly in The Dreamers ~ that's kind of the only redeeming feature of that movie. It also has Jimmy Darmody from Boardwalk Empire's junk in it.

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https://45.media.tumblr.com/709e2a34043d00f879d99aaeff3ddce3/tumblr_nttjx7MKnw1t93kn2o1_400.gif
https://45.media.tumblr.com/2990d51bb70480cbbed65da7611c6563/tumblr_nttjx7MKnw1t93kn2o2_400.gif
https://45.media.tumblr.com/ec8ee164e60e25b7cdd2a1f706f7fff7/tumblr_nttjx7MKnw1t93kn2o3_400.gif
https://49.media.tumblr.com/5481a221936f501160564d0fc8b6c101/tumblr_nttjx7MKnw1t93kn2o4_500.gif
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Also:

☑ YES Rooney Mara
☑ YES Noomi Rapace
☑ YES Rooney Mara: Lisbeth Salanderised
☑ YES Noomi Rapace: Lisbeth Salanderised

bij
Feb 24, 2007

penance for the orange haired cutter and post lena dunham exposure prophylaxis~

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https://36.media.tumblr.com/2306ca96e258874b681a55477dd0487b/tumblr_nq3v81eg6W1spg7rio1_500.jpg
https://49.media.tumblr.com/ee80e672a04aaeb9085735f82765612f/tumblr_np5pafH7xo1spg7rio1_400.gif
https://45.media.tumblr.com/f94665750d5ec793c94bd934a85a8776/tumblr_nsy1ugoFFr1r083kuo3_400.gif
https://49.media.tumblr.com/9da65e95c99534eec5399c2bccd10700/tumblr_np81fxYcRv1spg7rio1_400.gif
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bij
Feb 24, 2007

merciful gently caress that's wonderful



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http://i.imgur.com/IjaNgsa.jpg
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i like tessa fowler because in a survival situation you could use one of her bra cups as a hat

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Sierra Nevada Beer Camp 2016 is some good poo poo. Tastes like weed.

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http://gfycat.com/OfficialCaringGarpike

http://i.imgur.com/qc7I5uQ.gifv

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bij
Feb 24, 2007

I'm pretty sure two of these sank the USS Hornet

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http://gfycat.com/WindingForsakenBluebird
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bij
Feb 24, 2007

ded posted:

angelserena?


:science:

Correct~!

Tessa Fowler performs a public service
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http://i.imgur.com/L7dPsYL.gifv
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bij
Feb 24, 2007

hail satan


bij
Feb 24, 2007

The Slithery D posted:

I'll bet her face is a loving trainwreck.

Nah, but she clearly knows what pays the bills.




hail satan

bij
Feb 24, 2007

You'd never have to get up to open a jar


http://i.imgur.com/1bYN9wD.webm

bij
Feb 24, 2007





bij
Feb 24, 2007

I distinctly remember having a little Ghostbusters noisemaker keychain from some fast food restaurant and my mom telling me they had been recalled because kids were swallowing the batteries from them or something. Four year old me agreed that those kids were stupid and went back to playing with realistic toy guns without orange safety tips and were now making Ghostbusters noises like a Real American.

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Imagine the three floor elevator ride with a 235 pound cystic acne cratered anime fan clad in a hot pink dog suit with a spiky body soil back hair mohawk just peaking out above the neckline of the xxl slipknot tshirt and the waist of his fluorescent raver pants. He turned that husky costume into a rhodesian ridgeback the same way that barrel turned the family back home into twisted dusty pulp - brute loving force and a complete disregard for human dignity.

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Alexandra Daddario watchin some bays and watchin them well



bij
Feb 24, 2007

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

idk who that is sorry

Naked Bear posted:

A goon. 'nuff said.

It really isn't. Fire is pretty special.

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Her back tattoo is some Kottonmouth King related thing so there's at least weed involved and you don't have to worry about her having a personality.

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Mad Dragon posted:

People still listen to them?

Yea, apparently. KMK has a bunch of various side projects and hangers on too. I have a buddy that moved to Colorado to embrace the exist solely to smoke weed lifestyle and he is covered in tattoos of that spade thing.

Unrelated

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https://gfycat.com/GiganticBruisedAnnelida
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bij
Feb 24, 2007

Cece Capella.

bij
Feb 24, 2007

I know a 22 year old with an enormous Blink 182 tattoo on her shoulder. It troubles my soul, because on one hand I want to keep the avenue for bangin open, but on the other I wanna call them out for being a loving poser. loving Blink 182 is not one of those bands that should be transcending generations.

Unrelated tits
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https://gfycat.com/TangibleEmptyCornsnake
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EDIT GODAAMN IT I AM FFUCKIGN DRUNK AND THERE ARENT ANY RESPOSES TLDR HAIL GAY SATAN

bij fucked around with this message at 13:20 on Mar 13, 2016

bij
Feb 24, 2007

I don't smell any sex or candy here so I fixed it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KT-r2vHeMM

bij
Feb 24, 2007

This is a pretty fuckin descriptive name for a wesbite

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https://gfycat.com/ZealousScaryFlatcoatretriever
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I wonder how much that sort of thing sets you back in Czech space dollars? Even ugly ones can just stand in the back and add to the ambiance.

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Duzzy Funlop posted:

If you're asking how much a subscription is, probably the same range as every other paysite. If you're asking how much it is to "be" that lucky guy, then lol it's porn, ya doofus.

I just mean production costs in general, I'm a stickler for savings. It seems like you could get away with a lower standard of legitimacy along with the cost savings in Marlboro 100s and an avant-garde approach to things like performer "safety" and "consent."

Edit: Of course no means no and whatever "no" in Czech is also means no but it's like a boat, there's an implication. A "wealthy" foreigner and a bunch of men in track suits, it's perfectly safe of course but yea.

bij fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Mar 16, 2016

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Pretty goddamn 1995

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY2s4hJ8kuA

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Stargate SG-1 is the apotheosis of Michael Shanks. He goes from a "we can't afford James Spader" nerd to zero-fucks given buff dude married to Lexa Doig.

bij
Feb 24, 2007

I'm pretty sure he wasn't playing a character when he was on The Office as Robert California.

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Gotta pay for those braces somehow I guess.

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http://gfycat.com/AromaticWildAlabamamapturtle
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bij
Feb 24, 2007

The wages of sin are paid in coke

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https://gfycat.com/WelltodoOptimisticBilby
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Still would

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Ariel traded the fish tail for a bunch of junk in the trunk~

bij
Feb 24, 2007

New title, new tits.

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https://gfycat.com/MintyEnchantedGlowworm
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bij
Feb 24, 2007

Different flavor of crazy

:nws::nws::nws::nws:

http://i.imgur.com/uBq9Z8R.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/cvh7fE4.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/BTb60BK.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/dk8LsNi.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/KNqVaRo.jpg

Different flavor of metal video boobs

:nws::nws::nws::nws:

https://vimeo.com/80943193

bij
Feb 24, 2007

Goddamn

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https://gfycat.com/PitifulMiserlyGreendarnerdragonfly
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Yet another thing to add to the list of poo poo we don't know about gravity

bij
Feb 24, 2007

The antagonist in Apocalypto is named fuckin ZERO WOLF and he has a shoulderpad made of human lower jaws. 10/10

bij
Feb 24, 2007

The best thing about those movies was the silver wetsuit.

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Unrelated: a butt https://gfycat.com/UnpleasantIlliterateFrog
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bij
Feb 24, 2007

Mercy gently caress, I didn't notice that. There's a cat too.

Butt: 9.9/10
High & Tight: 0/10
Cat: 7.8/10

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