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CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

:c00l:

he did make some comment about people in the Philippines carrying too many people on scooters, but that was precipitated by a discussion of motorcycle licence conditions so I figure it's probably fine?

what's more my heroin addict brother in law was there too and he tried his best to be part of the family even though the lawn chair he was given to sit on broke underneath him and accidentally used one of the expensive glasses without realising


really it's the little things you have to celebrate at christmas. My secret is getting there late and leaving early. :ssh:

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Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
Your grandpa sucks.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
are you australian op or something

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

[edit]^^^ how did you know?

Giraffe posted:

Your grandpa sucks.

everyone's grandpa sucks but you still gotta hope they're not racist sometimes

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
there was a meme here like "kill your famil" or something but i am being very serious and not referencing that meme when i tell you that you need to kill your family

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
ok people in the phillipines have insanely dangerous scooter roads with no laws and that's not borderline racist you pussy, one time my grandfather saw a gay pride parade on the tv and said 'they should have the next one on an island so we could sink it' and it owned big time, welcome to something awful dot com it's a comedy site, no coincidence that you live on australia island as my grandpa would sink the gently caress out of you too

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Zazi posted:

[edit]^^^ how did you know?


everyone's grandpa sucks but you still gotta hope they're not racist sometimes

because i just got an email from my aussie ex who still loves me despite being a rampant lesbian and i thought hmmmmm op must be Australian, pretty unrelated if you ask me not sure how i knew.

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

^^ that's me I still love you baby don't be this way

extra stout posted:

ok people in the phillipines have insanely dangerous scooter roads with no laws and that's not borderline racist you pussy, one time my grandfather saw a gay pride parade on the tv and said 'they should have the next one on an island so we could sink it' and it owned big time, welcome to something awful dot com it's a comedy site, no coincidence that you live on australia island as my grandpa would sink the gently caress out of you too

your grandpa sounds like a hard-rear end nigga

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I was purposefully racist. I told my dad about that time when I was 7 that me and my brother found his pollock joke book in his library in a high shelf.


Good times.

How do you grease a car? OP?

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

sounds like hes finally coming around and accepting your Philippino motorcyclist girlfriend

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Wendigee posted:

I was purposefully racist. I told my dad about that time when I was 7 that me and my brother found his pollock joke book in his library in a high shelf.


Good times.

How do you grease a car? OP?

Don't even ask me the sound a sprinkler makes. It is not safe for something awful!

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

Wendigee posted:

I was purposefully racist. I told my dad about that time when I was 7 that me and my brother found his pollock joke book in his library in a high shelf.


Good times.

How do you grease a car? OP?

I don't know Wendigee but I do know how to tell if your tires are from Italy - dago round and dago round and when dago flat dago wop wop wop wop wop

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Zazi posted:

^^ that's me I still love you baby don't be this way

your new gf looks like a heroin junkie

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

Grandparents reserve their racism for Thanksgiving dinner and birthday cards.

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

Nation posted:

your new gf looks like a heroin junkie
that's my brother in law


and thank you!


Macnult posted:

Grandparents reserve their racism for Thanksgiving dinner and birthday cards.

this is about Australian christmas

we don't have anything to be thankful for other than violently destroying the indigenous people of our stolen land over several hundred years just like...


oh...

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
stop licking west sydney trash ya whore

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

Nation posted:

stop licking west sydney trash ya whore

you know how sometimes you just want to do a job so badly your employer will pay you not to come back and do it again?

sometimes dudes make ladies realise how much they love muchin' rug. Just sayin'.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
i banged your sister

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CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

Nation posted:

i banged your sister

you're making my grandpa chat thread weird



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