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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > *NEW* General cool fitness, exercise & outdoors activities thread
 
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FutonForensic

 i don't like planks because it means i have to be still, and when i'm still i think, and when i think i get all moody and existential and before you know it i'm crying six inches above the ground


* # ¿ Jan 15, 2016 21:22
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# ¿ May 7, 2024 12:48
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FutonForensic

lmbo calrissian posted:

Who are the weightlifting studs in byob. It takes a license to have guns


i lift weights but i'm up to ummmm 110 lbs on squats lmao

i am not very large... l-lmao...


* # ¿ Feb 11, 2016 16:56
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FutonForensic

 it's easy to feel lonely at the gym as yobber. want to find a kindred spirit? look for these telltale signs:
  • yells "gently caress you! yeah! gently caress you! unh!" at the mirror for every rep (indicates self-loathing, very BYOB)
  • imitates a female orgasm from porn for every set (intense desire for intimacy; lonely, very BYOB)
  • loudly refers to the dumbbells as "my bitches" (i don't know what this means tbh but i'm sure it's BYOB)
* # ¿ Feb 24, 2016 04:17
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