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Simba is: ratface, catcat. the cat. catten, kittycat, bimba, bimby, simby, wimby, pusspuss, girly, prettycat, mummy's little lion cat, old ladycat, pushkin
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Duck. My dog is a dug and sometimes a donkey. She has a barky mouth and a sniffy nose and is frequently ranked by a multitude of criteria but always ends up being the best dog in the entire world. I suspect ballot rigging.
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My partner has started calling our cat Artemis "Fartemis", and now she responds to it and coos when he says it. Fartemis
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Jan 17, 2016 20:02
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Lieutenant Dan posted:My partner has started calling our cat Artemis "Fartemis", and now she responds to it and coos when he says it. We call our ferret Artemis the same thing. I think the name inspires great flatulence.
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Jan 17, 2016 23:57
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Maully Millions posted:We call our ferret Artemis the same thing. I think the name inspires great flatulence. Oh yeah, our kitty takes great pride in her mantle of being a fartcat. She's actually better now that she's grown up a little but the nickname was accurate 
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Jan 19, 2016 13:30
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I'm currently in a phase of calling my cat "widdle kittums" but only because I'm convinced she knows how degrading it sounds. Previously it was "cat" or "fatass" or "dipshit" because we have a special loving bond
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Jan 21, 2016 16:45
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Lieutenant Dan posted:fartcat Fartcreatures Unite!
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My sweet muffin
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The snakes Meg and Marvel become Snip, Snipple, Murderbeast, Snootle, Megaroo, Retard Idiot Snake (Marvel has brain damage I'm pretty sure) and SNAAHH-KAY. Willow the whippet is Shitdog, Shitehound, Willowpillowpants, Pokkin, Pocket, Dog I Hate, Wrong Shape Dog, Legs Akimbo, Legsy, Willowboo, Fartbox and Nobody Likes You. She responds to them all because they're in a singsong voice and she's an idiothole  The geckos all get called Small Dinosaur
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Jan 25, 2016 14:09
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Lately when my cat is complaining about something I say "oh, I know, it's tough being a fluff isn't it?"
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Used to call my Gila monster "Little Horny".
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My dog has a few names. Most of them are things like "Slushy-puppy" but now and then he hears it. His true name, "Fucko". We also have a cat named Chubby Hugs who earned the nickname Chuckles because he is incredibly angry all the time, and another cat named Itty Bitty who is known as Poodinky because she smelled like poo poo for like a month straight despite being PERFECTLY CLEAN and getting SEVERAL BATHS.
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Jan 27, 2016 06:25
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Cooper picked up a new nickname, he is called Campbell's Chunky Coop since he has put on some extra fluff this winter
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Olivia is Our lady of the perpetual fluff, god damnit dont eat that, dont start a cge fight on my bed when im trying to sleep, you dicks, Lady Fluffington
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Jan 28, 2016 05:21
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Queen (and Princess) Rattington of the Kleenex Kingdom Ratface Ratbutt Rat Oh my god you literal vermin go back to the sewer you piece of poo poo Miss Rat Rattiecakes
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Jan 28, 2016 13:06
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I refer to almost all little cats as "little cat". My cat's name is Isabel although I call her Isacat because it makes more sense.
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Jan 28, 2016 15:08
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Stupid, Little Stupid, Moron, rear end in a top hat, Poopface.
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Wiggly Waggly. As in, "Who's mama's Wiggly Waggly?? Is it you? IS IT YOOOOOOOOUUUUU????" Occasionally I accompany it with a high pitched cooing noise that sounds like wowowowowowow. I have yet to get on my hands and knees and chase the dog around the floor, like my mother does with her dog. It's the one line I won't cross.
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I started calling my old Newfoundland "Palooka" because even as a puppy he looked like a big, dumb black bear. My mom was super pissed at me back then because she really wanted to name him Rocky, but all he'd answer to is Palooka after I started calling him that. He passed away in '14, unfortunately, but at least he had a good 13 year run in the country where he got to run free and swim in the river like an otter. He was also scared of thunder so during storms, he'd hurl himself on the couch to huddle against me and I'd always say, "do I have to tell you about the rabbits again, Lennie?" and calm him down. I really miss that dog.
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my sister named her cat momo. my dad can't remember aanything and call her moo-moo. so of course i've mooed at that cat. "moo-moooooooooooooooooo!"
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I call Tiger; fartypants (because she wears a pants made of farts), smooshie-face, gurly-wurly, fluffbutt, and a bunch of dutch petnames
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I'm beginning to think it's odd that neither I nor anyone I've known in my family or otherwise has cutesy cat nicknames involving flatulence and/or feces. Who knew! Also, I forgot that another really common thing I call my cat is Lickitung, generally when she does her obsessive licking thing and uses her massive freaking paw to hold my hand down while she obsessively licks the gently caress out of my fingers, usually on both of my hands. I think my cat is particularly obsessive about her grooming, though. She basically gives herself complete baths, daily. Probably has to do with why her fur is so particularly soft and silky Which reminds me of another nickname I call her all the time: Teddy Bear, or more often "Who's my sweet little Teddy Bear??" While cuddling or nuzzling my face into her shoulder, of which she is amazingly tolerant. But I say that because her fur is just so soft and fluffy that it does remind me a bit of really soft, plush teddy bears. Or maybe I've just forgotten how they feel, it's been a while.. kaworu fucked around with this message at 09:54 on Mar 8, 2016 |
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kaworu posted:I'm beginning to think it's odd that neither know or anyone I've known in my family or otherwise has cutesy cat nicknames involving flatulence and/or feces. Who knew! I think it's odd that only the cat owners use nicknames involving farts, poo poo and butts as well. The dog owners tend to use names that revolve around friendship. We all know our dogs poo poo and have butts but we tend to focus on the more fun parts of having a dog. wtf cat owners
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gnarlyhotep posted:wtf cat owners It's the 
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Your pets can't actually understand you.
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El Gar posted:Your pets can't actually understand you. If I say a random name, my cat will more or less ignore me. If I say her name, she picks up her head and looks at me. Dogs can obviously be trained with commands. But even more to the point, pets understand us in different ways. When we use these silly pet names, we often also use a particularly affectionate tone of voice; we use body language that can easily be read as loving and affectionate, often because we are petting them/lovin' on them, whatever. Pets absolutely understand this - they get what's going on. To what extent we can only estimate and surmise. Obviously, they aren't literally understanding the affectionate nicknames we give them. But I think there's a case to be made that they recognize the tone of voice they're said in and the set of behaviors they're combined with and figure out pretty quickly the overall gist. Cats can be dumb but they aren't TOTALLY dumb.
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kaworu posted:Cats can be dumb but they aren't TOTALLY dumb. Hmm no. I've made like a hundred videos where I talk to my cat about everything from gender theory to politics to what's her favorite movie and she never does anything to make me believe she understands me.
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gnarlyhotep posted:I think it's odd that only the cat owners use nicknames involving farts, poo poo and butts as well. The dog owners tend to use names that revolve around friendship. We all know our dogs poo poo and have butts but we tend to focus on the more fun parts of having a dog.  My other dog is Katie, Katie-potatie, Fluffybutt or Mad Dog (pretty boring, but she's hard to insult affectionately). kaworu posted:If I say a random name, my cat will more or less ignore me. If I say her name, she picks up her head and looks at me.
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My cat has a name but I just call him Cat. Sometimes he'll walk into the room and I'll just point at him and say "Cat!" Occasionally when he's sleeping in the same room as I am I'll yell "PENIS!!" really loud. Sometimes he jumps but he usually just glares at me. He doesn't give a gently caress, and if there was a cat mafia he'd be the Don.
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I frequently refer to our dog Zane as either a throw rug or acting like the cats because he is the laziest most introverted loving dog I've ever owned. He's more useful as room decor than as a god drat dog. We brought him camping and referred to him as the sundial because he just was sleeping in the sun coming through the trees and every hour would get up and move to the new sunny spot to go back to sleep. He's 10 years old and has been this way for the past 8. He eats fine, drinks fine, and his vet said he's healthy as can be. He's just a lazy poo poo. He's still a great drat dog though.
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To the tune of 'Charlie Steinmann 'It Is Such A Good Night' Issa kiddy baby mow mow, Kiddy mow, A baby kiddy mow mow, Kiddy Wow! A baby kiddy, Kiddiddy mowmowmow, Kiddiddy mowmowmow, Kiddiddy mowmowmow, Mow!
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his name is butters but sometimes I call him butterball
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Pizza Brother is most commonly called The Pie, but he also goes by Pizza, Pete, Pizza Pie, Pizza Deetza and Peetely Deetely. Ozma is usually The Paws but also gets Ozma Pawsma (or just Pawsma), Awesome Possum, Oz, and Oz Paws. Both cats get called "douchebag" and "little rear end in a top hat" pretty regularly also.
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Git Mah Belt Son posted:I frequently refer to our dog Zane as either a throw rug or acting like the cats because he is the laziest most introverted loving dog I've ever owned. He's more useful as room decor than as a god drat dog. We brought him camping and referred to him as the sundial because he just was sleeping in the sun coming through the trees and every hour would get up and move to the new sunny spot to go back to sleep. He's 10 years old and has been this way for the past 8. He eats fine, drinks fine, and his vet said he's healthy as can be. He's just a lazy poo poo. Sounds like a drat good dog to me.
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We have 3 cats: Garfie who goes by Garffles Sonic who has recently received the nickname Señor Butthole And Lily who when is in trouble, i proclaim. 'Na uh Lillian' as from Rugrats.
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Daisy is called "shut the hell up you poo poo head cat" because I feed her and then 10 minutes later she's complaining because she forgot that she didn't finish it.
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My cat came prenamed from the shelter, and being a year and a half old I'm sure she was used to it so I kept it: Ginny. I've been calling her Ginny Pig since shes always begging for food, although I'm not sure if guinea pigs are at all like real pigs when it comes to eating.
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My cat's name is Panthro, here are his nicknames in descending order of sensicalness: *pant-mant *panny-butt (occasionally sung to the tune of the Chili's "baby back ribs" song) *moo-moo *moo-moo-cakes *goobum-cakes I don't really know where the last three came from.
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YeahTubaMike posted:*goobum-cakes My guess would be a bout of feline diarrhea
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My dog Asric is also known as Ham Hunk, Tater Tots, Buddy, and C'mere Lazybutt. My sister's dog Bandit is Baby Bandaroo, Frito Bandito, Bandaboo, Joe Jonas, Little Bit, and Buddy.
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