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There's an ancient eyeless, deaf pug that comes in for boarding. We refer to her as Helen Keller. A young ACD came in after being de-skunked (didn't work!), so he became Outback Stankhound.
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Orangie is affectionately known by her other names such as: Ranga, Rangs, Rangi, Rang-a-lang, Ranglet, human being, dickhead, dildo, pooper, little puss.
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May 27, 2016 16:01
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Our Swiss Shepherd is named Kit. She gets: Kit-Kat Kitty Kitten-Cat Pussy-Cat Meowie Good Dog Dog Sausage Furry Sausage Big White Princess Sausage Puffs Puppy Dog Puppy Good Girl Sook Cuddlebum Pretty Girl and whewn she digs up my wifes garden she gets oval office Bitch loving Dog Dickhead
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May 28, 2016 03:18
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Our dog's name is Casey, but she gets called mutt bag, gas bag, stank mutt Casey-pup, Ms. Thang, Dog, loving Dog, and dingus.
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May 29, 2016 17:56
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My cat, Thomas, is affectionately known as Tomato, Cat-rear end, and Cat Tank.
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May 30, 2016 02:25
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Mummy Brigade posted:and Cat Tank. My Tank is Cat!
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May 31, 2016 14:13
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We have a cat named Mrs McKitten. She is old and tuff and probably on her last life at age 16.
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My cat's name is Barbara. She's also commonly known as Barb, Babs, Round Stuff, and Fat Baby. Sometimes she kind of flops/heaves over and purrs, which is an invitation to pet her except not on her belly. When I pet her I will talk to her because she enjoys that for some reason. My voice will also slowly increase in pitch as I ask her "Who's the fattest baby? Who's a fat-rear end baby? Who's a mean old bitch? Is it you? I think it's you, yes so fat. What are you getting so fat about?"
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Jun 1, 2016 19:57
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oi shitlord. shitdick. dickshit cockwad. fucker. fuckeroony. fuckerino. loaf! loafy. loaferino. are you a loaferiiiiiiiiiiinooooooooooo? are you a loaferiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinooooooooooooooo? are you a Lou Ferrigno? move it fucker. i love u bebe. ma bebe. how u doin buddy!!!!!!!!!! buddy bud bud jetster.
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The wife and I were aiming for the stupidest names we can think of. Thus: Cat 1: Senor Squishy con Queso aka: Squish, Suishmonster, Sultan of Squish, Squeeeesheeeee, the Squishers, Derp, Dingus, Bubba Cat 2: Waffles von Kattenberg, ESQ: Waf Waf, Booby, Bubs Collectively: Bubbas, Bubs, Boobs, Murder-beasts, Scientifically and Objectively the Best Two Cats in History Should we ever go third kitty, he/she will the the R.R.S. Boaty McBoatface in tribute to our fallen friend. pooter03 fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Jun 2, 2016 |
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Jun 2, 2016 18:25
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No pets at the moment, but my wife and I had a beloved cat that lived to be 17. His name was Tiki, but for reasons unknown to my conscious mind, I often called him "Squishy Beetle Face" or "Mr. Squishims" as a variant.
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Wizchine posted:No pets at the moment, but my wife and I had a beloved cat that lived to be 17. His name was Tiki, but for reasons unknown to my conscious mind, I often called him "Squishy Beetle Face" or "Mr. Squishims" as a variant. Because he had a squishy beetle face. Is that so difficult?
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Dog: Turbo. I call him Poopy. And say "who's a poopy? Who's a poopy puppy?" We have also called him Burbo, Burbo King, Turb-a-burb, and when he scratches his butt we ask him if he has IBS (itchy butt syndrome). What is it about animals that make grown adults say these things?
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Jun 8, 2016 02:05
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"Here We See The Very Rare And Magnificent Eastern Bestenched Farthound", in a crap David Attenborough impression, because you know why. "Komrade Dog", which I should have foreseen when deciding to call him Karl. Elector_Nerdlingen fucked around with this message at 12:50 on Jun 10, 2016 |
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Cat 1: Tabby & white fatcat called Muffin. She also gets called Muffin-puffs, Muffintop, Muffpuff, Evil-puff, Puffball, Wide Load and Fatarse. Cat 2: Tortoiseshell slimline cat called Heidi. She also gets called Hide, Hi-de-hi, Freckles, Poopmachine, and Bruip (her version of a meow). Dog: Beige and white shih-tzu named Honey. She also gets called Shih-for-Brains, STOP BARKING YOU oval office OF A DOG, Brainless, Eejit, Honey Monster and Honey-bun. I frequently mix up Heidi and Honey's proper names, they tend to look confused at each other when I do that.
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Jun 11, 2016 14:39
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YOU  when they're being bad. It works well.
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My cat is small with large ears, so I call her Elf or smurf. Also Huggybear since she loves giving hugs. And Bone crusher, as she has a heck of a bite.
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Jun 16, 2016 22:29
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 Muriel, AKA: Merle Murgle Mackerel Merkin  Buffy, AKA: Buffalo Buffaletta Beef Bidoof Bitchy Britches Bitchin' Fries Muppet Walky Walky Peewalky Pissconsin Old Sourdough Loaf Rollersnake fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Jun 20, 2016 |
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Jun 20, 2016 20:11
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I have now resorted to just calling my cat (Loki) just "cat" He doesn't respond to his name any better than he responds to cat or any of the other names I posted a while ago. Sometimes "foot monster" gets thrown around though.
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Jesus, it's been nearly a week shy of four months from the day we had to put him down.  His names tended to be generated from one or more prefixes and/or suffixes, in the tradition of random Diablo II/III monsters, though the algorithm was not intentional.Prefixes: Beautiful Beautifulest Drapey Draping Drapingest Elderly Engulfing Fat loving Goodest Little Love-filled Loveful Nestful Nesty Nesting Nestingest Old Soft Softest Spoiled Vibrating Suffixes: rear end rear end in a top hat Bastard Boy Dick gently caress Fucker Lover Man Mewmurroo Monsewer Moomoo Murroo poo poo Shitfuck Post-suffixes: Ever In the universe In the world Of love There will never be another one like him and I'm starting to cry just writing this list. There's no substitute for an unnaturally pretty/friendly Siamese-tabby pinning you to the couch and forcing you to take a nap, or invading and hobbling you during a game of WarCraft III, or stealing food on its way to your sister's mouth, or literally stealing food from her mouth, or sashaying up to you after work to demand attention/to be carried around on your left shoulder, or spooning with you on a bed, or coming right back to bed after he's done with the litterbox, or staying in bed to resume cuddling when you return from the toilet. Anyone trapped under him was exempt from doing anything or contributing in any way (barring extreme emergencies) until he decided to get up, either from boredom or from people in the room talking too loudly. His favorite activity was to be cradled in one arm as the other gave him a comprehensive belly/neck/head rub/scratch, with deep/forceful skull/ear massage at a very close second, which would result in drooling and eyes derping the gently caress out until he had a catgasm and would fling saliva everywhere. He'd let me grip the sides of his neck and rub my face on his, as he'd do to me. When his (blood/bone, not sure which) cancer and kidney failure reached a point where his jaw trembled in time with each labored breath, and his remaining purring was faint and Geiger counter-like, we had him put down. It was the absolute easiest decision we've ever made, though also the most excruciating loss. I emphatically disliked cats before we met him, and now I've a crippling addiction to them, especially seal-/lynx-point tabbies.
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Jul 4, 2016 00:03
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Pissboy my son
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My three male dogs started off being collectively referred to as the "Boys". Then "the Boyses" Then "my wee boysenberries" Then a minute or so long song about "my Boises Idahoes" when making their food, spending time in their room or sometimes when just thinking about them. It has an atrocious rhyme scheme.
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Jul 7, 2016 19:47
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puppy is now pupperoni
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I mainly look after other people's pets, and I always end up calling them "fluffy face" or some derivative of that. I only realised it was truly dumb when I used that name for a mini-poodle I've known for years and then a day later to a half-persian cat I've only known for a few months. Surely they each deserve their own unique sillynames? It made even less sense when I was looking after this staffie dog. Their fur is so short and smooth it doesn't even make sense! They don't have fluff! (Hey, anyone have an idea for cute names to call a staffie?) And of course, every cat I meet is instantly called "kitten cat" and every dog is "pup". I really do hope that all they understand is tone of voice and body language, and not the words. IronClaymore fucked around with this message at 14:45 on Jul 9, 2016 |
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Jul 9, 2016 14:42
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My cats get "fuzzbucket" a lot, as well as "KITTY!!" when they come to the door to greet me when I get home. My tortie Molasses gets temporary name changes to "Momomomoroo" sometimes too.
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Recently shaved our dorky cat, phil, who is also known as: Pill, Haypill (Hey + Phil), Phillager of the Seven Seas, Bubby, Bubber, BubberDuggy, Phillhelm Wundt, and Plubs
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This morning while putting the cat food in the cat bowl, I found myself singing "Big City Nights" by the Scorpions, except it was "Big Kitty Nights."
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IronClaymore posted:
Butt-head/head-butt  (Ancient pic of my old butthead doge  in peace  )Also called her wrecking-ball-butt, cause she was a runt born with a stupid stub of a tail so used to swing the back half of her body around in lieu of tail-wagging  many objects and people were knocked over in the process Lotta butt names I guess
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Yeah my cats get a lot of -butt s. I think my worst is butt-butt-butt-butt then I head butt him..
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oi shitlord. oi fuckass. oi dickshit i wonder why he doesn't respond to his name???????? weird
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Butterscotch: Butterbean B-Nut Bean B Gramma Old Dog Dog Loki: Loki Ball Oki Dog Oki Pog Pog Dog Watson: Watson Cat Splashy Cat Raven: Little Cat Little One Elliot: Ellie Cat Little bitch (she's still a kitten so we call her that a lot)
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Back with my parents we've got Hobbes, also frequently known as "Hobbesy Wobbesy Pudding and Pobbesy". Tuna has not picked up any nicknames yet, but I do spend a whole lot of time explaining to him the fact that he is a cat, and all the implications thereof. Not that he's doing any un-catlike things, I just want to be sure that he knows.
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I tell my dog Stormy that i am tired of her ears and will crop them with a pair of rusty scissors. Then i ask her to wag her tail if it seems like a good idea.
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The Lord of Hats posted:Back with my parents we've got Hobbes, also frequently known as "Hobbesy Wobbesy Pudding and Pobbesy". It is important to tell them that they are cat. It gives them confidence, confidence to do cat things 
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The Lord of Hats posted:Back with my parents we've got Hobbes, also frequently known as "Hobbesy Wobbesy Pudding and Pobbesy".
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Reggie (my cat) - shitbox, jerkface, Reggie cat, my babby (with a brummie accent) Port (partner's cat) - princess pikachu baby monkey panda round face, alexa chung (they are practically twins), pointy baby Reggie is a slightly older smart and dignified kittie Port is just a floof ball who likes to be carried around. Songs have included ooh Reggie I love your face (Baby I Love Your Way) and Your face is quite round kitty quite round (You Spin Me Round)
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My dog, Ruby: Roo-beans, Rubes, Ruby Baby, Bee-bee, Beans, Ruby-tubes, Little Dog, Little Beast, Small Animal... yeah. She comes to work with me every day and a lot of these were coined by coworkers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y01fP1GFJgk
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meow. mew. mrrrrew. mrowr.
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You are cats! (cats!) Always be eatin' your food! You've got the myowing to show You are adorable Always be eatin'...
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Angus often gets called Fluffer Puffer. Bella Rose is just Bewwa Wose. They also get sung to.. they like Sharon, Lois, and Bram's "Skinnamarink" and the old song "K-K-K-Katy" with the lyrics changed to "K-K-K-Kitty."
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