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Problem!
Jan 1, 2007

I am the queen of France.
When I get home every day I greet the dogs with a high pitched squeaky DOOOOOOOGS!! I have accidentally done this out of habit after coming home from dropping them off at the boarding kennel and felt like a complete idiot.

I also ask them if they are, in fact, dogs and if they were aware of the fact that yes they are dogs. Sometimes they're even GOOD dogs.

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Problem!
Jan 1, 2007

I am the queen of France.

Dothewhatnow posted:

I constantly just call my cat "Idiot" or "Tard."

He's always almost falling off his tower because he can't sit still and he'll fart in his own face when cleaning himself and scare himself because of it.

My dog peed on his own head once.

Problem!
Jan 1, 2007

I am the queen of France.
Over the years my dog Pistol has become Pittle/Peetle/Pids. He's only ever called by his real name when he's in trouble or if it's a you better listen and do what I say right the hell now situation.

Problem!
Jan 1, 2007

I am the queen of France.

gnarlyhotep posted:

don't you have like 4 dogs? I remember talking to you on IM a few years ago and there were multiple dogs

Nah just got the two dogs and two chinchillas. I'm at my pet capacity.

Problem!
Jan 1, 2007

I am the queen of France.

Gearfeathers posted:

My dog Asric is also known as Ham Hunk, Tater Tots, Buddy, and C'mere Lazybutt.

My sister's dog Bandit is Baby Bandaroo, Frito Bandito, Bandaboo, Joe Jonas, Little Bit, and Buddy.

I think every dog is legally required to respond to the name Buddy

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