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Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

Sheila gets called all sorts of horrible things - Turd, Fatass, Little Sheila Shitface....

Dogs at work usually get called shithead.

gnarlyhotep posted:

I call my dog Sailor "sailboat" and say things like "sailboat is sailing into the yard" when I let him out

Poor Sailor would be a terrible real Sailor, considering he gets trapped in your living room if a chair is blocking one entrance.

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Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

gnarlyhotep posted:

Yeah he's terrible at short range navigation

And he's so resigned to his fate. "Welp, can't get out. I live on this small patch between couches now."

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

There's an ancient eyeless, deaf pug that comes in for boarding. We refer to her as Helen Keller. A young ACD came in after being de-skunked (didn't work!), so he became Outback Stankhound.

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