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Boo is Boo Bear, Baby Bear, Mr Bear, Bear, Boo Radley, Boo Paddly , Dickhead, Buttface or Buttface McGee. I also sing the Mr Plow song while holding him but replace the word Plow with Bear. And I call him in an exaggerated French accent. Meester Bear. I sometimes call him by the foreign words on his catfood, like gambas, lambsvlees (pronounced lambsleeves) or tunfisk. I taunt him for not having thumbs and when I cuddle him against his will I tell him he has no recourse, which turns into taunting him for having no racehorses. When I do this I also make him look at his own upright, curved tail in the mirror so he can see how much he's enjoying it really. I am unashamed.
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