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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Pet Island > Stupid Things You Say To Or Call Your Pet
 
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Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
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Funka posted:

When I talk to animals my american accent gets really thick and the locals laugh their bums off at me.

When I talk to my cats I have the most bizarre, most annoying Midwestern accent ever. Like "cat" becomes "keeeeeeaaaat." I have no idea where it came from and it irritates me but I can't stop it because cats :catstare:

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Jul 8, 2009
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Funka posted:

Yeah I am originally from Chicago too, it does not help that my cat is called SAWWWWW SAAAAG (he was named before I took him in so I kept it). I hear myself and it sounds like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBnnon_iZOM

I totally forgot about these guys, this is hilarious.

People used make fun of me because I said ch-icago instead of sh-icago.


Content: all of my cats have to be called [ name ] - bucket. Like, CatBucket. I think it's because I heard someone call a car a Rust Bucket as a kid and found it the most hilarious thing so now my cats amuse me by being Cat Buckets. (They're not rusty.)

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Fatty-fat

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YOU :catbert:

when they're being bad. It works well.

* # ¿ Jun 16, 2016 01:21
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Yeah my cats get a lot of -butt s.

I think my worst is butt-butt-butt-butt then I head butt him..

* # ¿ Jul 14, 2016 03:43
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The Lord of Hats posted:

Back with my parents we've got Hobbes, also frequently known as "Hobbesy Wobbesy Pudding and Pobbesy".

Tuna has not picked up any nicknames yet, but I do spend a whole lot of time explaining to him the fact that he is a cat, and all the implications thereof. Not that he's doing any un-catlike things, I just want to be sure that he knows.

It is important to tell them that they are cat. It gives them confidence, confidence to do cat things :catstare:

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meow. mew. mrrrrew. mrowr.

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"Derp-a-derp"
"Merp"
"Derp"
"Merp-a-derp"

(Cause he makes all these noises himself so now I refer to him as such. merp.)

Thin Privilege fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Aug 16, 2016

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Merp-a-derp-a-derp

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Saffronica posted:

Our dog Charlie has a few names...

Charles, Oh-Charles-my-Charles, Charles Barles, Charlton Barlton, Charkle, Charcoal Barkhole, Sparkle Bum, Charlie Choo, Choo-Choo Baby, Charlie Choo-Choo Face, Stink Hound, poo poo Hound, Sugar Plum Fairy, Hairy Twat Monster, Land Seal (especially around a body of water because he is nuts about swimming) and Spasmojesticles or Giant Spasmojesticles.

He is a good dog :j:

That is quite a lot of names.

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Fenrir posted:

I actually cuss at my cat in a cute voice, he doesn't know any difference because he's a cat. Imagine the way you do baby-talk to your pets but saying stuff like "you whiny little poo poo" or "you lazy little gently caress". I usually do this while petting him because he's adorable. This is why I don't have any friends.

I also will just meow at him when he meows at me, and we will go back and forth like this for several minutes if I'm bored. I've gotten so good at it that sometimes when I'm with my friends or just out in public I can let out a subtle "meow" and people will think someone brought in a cat, which is kinda funny.

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