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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Pet Island > Stupid Things You Say To Or Call Your Pet
 
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Freakbox
Dec 22, 2009

"And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."
My cat is named Sir Percival von Puffypants. He is a bit fat. Between my wife and I he has been called:

Chubbles, chububblet, chublet chew, lardling, fatling, fatass, fattyfat, whalelord, chubble bubble, fatapat, fatniss everplump, sugar plum, Fatman and Blobbin, whalevorine, fatlo saggins, Harry plumper, and game of moans (when he yells outside the bedroom door and we have to "go answer the fat signal").

Freakbox fucked around with this message at 13:15 on Apr 15, 2016

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Freakbox
Dec 22, 2009

"And Tomorrow I can get Scared Another Day..."

MrSlam posted:

That was a pleasure to read :) Sometimes when my cat's chub is noticeable I poke it and call him my Chubby Buddy.

And then I ask him, "Huh? It is a chubby buddy after all, isn't it? Chubby Buddy, huh? Yeah..." And then I get stupid.

Wife just looked over my shoulder and advised me of forgetting her favorite name for Percival- Porkival. Thanks honey. And that's adorable. I want a puffy white cat I can name adipose, someday :3:

Included- complementary picture of fatling. (note : I do NOT endorse obese animals being 'adorable' or making obese animals. He just happens to be a fatlord who I find cute otherwise.)

Freakbox fucked around with this message at 12:25 on Apr 16, 2016

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