Stupid Things You Say To Or Call Your Pet

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Pet Island > Stupid Things You Say To Or Call Your Pet

cyberia: Jun 24, 2011; Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Every morning after I have a shower I go into my bedroom to get dressed and see Mr Neon sleeping on my bed I will call him 'babydog' in a cutesy voice. This is often accompanied by furious pats depending on how docile he is.

Other times I will pat him while saying 'Neon, Neon, Neon, Neon' like Gunther patting Nina in that weird Adventure Time episode. When he's being particularly boisterous he is a landshark or I will sing 'suck my diiiick, I'm a shaaaaark' as he tears around the place.

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 16:03

cyberia: Jun 24, 2011; Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Tony Doughnuts posted:

My default name for small yappy dogs is "poo poo assed little bark machine"

I'm fond of 'tiny hosed-up wolf' :kimchi:

# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 05:52

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