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titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

My cat's name is Barbara. She's also commonly known as Barb, Babs, Round Stuff, and Fat Baby.

Sometimes she kind of flops/heaves over and purrs, which is an invitation to pet her except not on her belly. When I pet her I will talk to her because she enjoys that for some reason. My voice will also slowly increase in pitch as I ask her "Who's the fattest baby? Who's a fat-rear end baby? Who's a mean old bitch? Is it you? I think it's you, yes so fat. What are you getting so fat about?"

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