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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Pet Island > Stupid Things You Say To Or Call Your Pet
 
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MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.
To the tune of 'Charlie Steinmann 'It Is Such A Good Night'

Issa kiddy baby mow mow,
Kiddy mow,
A baby kiddy mow mow,
Kiddy Wow!
A baby kiddy,
Kiddiddy mowmowmow,
Kiddiddy mowmowmow,
Kiddiddy mowmowmow,
Mow!

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MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

Freakbox posted:

Chubbles, chububblet, chublet chew, lardling, fatling, fatass, fattyfat, whalelord, chubble bubble, fatapat, fatniss everplump, sugar plum, Fatman and Blobbin, whalevorine, fatlo saggins, Harry plumper, and game of moans (when he yells outside the bedroom door and we have to "go answer the fat signal").

That was a pleasure to read :) Sometimes when my cat's chub is noticeable I poke it and call him my Chubby Buddy.

And then I ask him, "Huh? It is a chubby buddy after all, isn't it? Chubby Buddy, huh? Yeah..." And then I get stupid.

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MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

Tibor posted:

Boo is Boo Bear, Baby Bear, Mr Bear, Bear, Boo Radley, Boo Paddly , Dickhead, Buttface or Buttface McGee. I also sing the Mr Plow song while holding him but replace the word Plow with Bear. And I call him in an exaggerated French accent. Meester Bear.
I taunt him for not having thumbs and when I cuddle him against his will I tell him he has no recourse, which turns into taunting him for having no racehorses.

I'm going to adopt these methods of torture affection

* # ¿ Apr 19, 2016 16:48
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MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.
Little One --> Leetle Wun --> NeedleWum --> NeederWung

Increasing in pitch

One day there will be no vowels

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MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.
Buddy, Buggy, Buggy-Boo-Bye, Buggy-Boo-Bye-Bear

I'm going to die alone

I'm going to die alone surrounded by cats

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