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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Pet Island > Stupid Things You Say To Or Call Your Pet
 
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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
My cat's name from the shelter is Oscar. I kept that on his documentation like his chip and vet records because it's just easier. I often call him Boxcar because it sounds cooler, it's phonetically similar, and it's not like the fucker ever listens anyway. It's also fun to call him Oscar in as exaggerated a German accent that I can muster. (I do not speak German at all.)

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