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ScrubLeague posted:You learn a secret around 28 and that secret is that New Year's Eve loving blows. NYE, St. Pat's, Mardi Gras, Cinco de Mayo, and whatever other Big Drinking Holidays are always the worst times to go out, because it's Amateur Hour at every loving bar. I'm going to my 1st Mardi Gras this year. I am 38.  me.
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I can still do everything like martial arts and hike and stuff but I pay for it later. Also the waking up to pee thing. I skipped on a blanket I was wrapped in and fell down stairs, now I have a trick wrist and can feel when it is going to rain. Also no more drinking and dancing til the bar closes...
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ScrubLeague posted:Every time in history anyone has said this they've been wrong. This is true until it's not. Many former societies fell throughout history. At some point it's going to happen to ours too. With environmental, political, cultural, and resource limitations having a high likelihood of hitting us this century, it's not a stretch to say that we'll see some serious poo poo happen. If not us then our children or theirs.
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ScrubLeague posted:Every time in history anyone has said this they've been wrong. There's never a Roman around to prove a point when you need one.
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Thanks to the way males age, I started a second job where there's a good chance I could get shot. 30 is magical, gently caress the world, who gives a poo poo. What I'm saying is 30+ is the absolute goddamn poo poo, and everyone should try to stay alive to reach this age.
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I'm 35 and more miserable than I've ever been and just found out my sinuses are literally eating my skull from the inside. Anyone have any tips on how to speed up the process
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When I turned 30 I had finally landed a full time teaching job and my first child was 6 months old. It was crazy busy, sleep deprived and wonderful. 45 now and not happy with how random parts of me get sore/won't heal as fast, too many people I know looking old as gently caress or dying and can't drink anywhere near as much as I used to, hangovers suck and I can't afford the recovery time the next day. Not exercising enough, wasting too much time on the computer as well. But balanced against that my family expanded to 3 girls, all awesome, enjoying watching them grow up. Still love my career. Still have my hair, even though my beard is showing signs of 'distinguished silver' as my dad calls it (surely not white).
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34 year old goon. Bad back, married with a kid, don't go out anymore. I play video games every night. Happier than I've ever been bitches.
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Tochiazuma posted:too many people I know looking old as gently caress or dying Good point. The main thing that's getting to me is the progression of Parties ---> Weddings ---> Funerals. Of course you can turn a funeral into a HELL of a party. I've been sorting out so many dead people's possessions that I'm doing my own early, so that no bastard has to do mine. Time to purge out all that poo poo you've been hoarding.
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Got my passport when I was 24, I look younger and healthier now than I did then.  Also get laid more too. 20s is overrated IMO
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Hello. I am 34 as of Jan 1st.
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gently caress all of you I hope you're turned into glue suck a dick i hope your balls are blue I'm only 22
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You may not be able to beat people half your age in the Olympics, but you can still be a silver bad rear end in life.
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symbolic posted:you could have had the best of both worlds if Fox didn't prematurely cancel Firefly Firefly was just OK. Honestly, it was probably better as a one-season wonder.
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Zeroisanumber posted:Firefly was just OK. Honestly, it was probably better as a one-season wonder. Agreed Cancelling Farscape early was some serious bullshit, though
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The dialogue in firefly related poo poo is insufferable.
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Reverse Centaur posted:I'm 35 and more miserable than I've ever been and just found out my sinuses are literally eating my skull from the inside. Anyone have any tips on how to speed up the process There is a timed-decay steroid shot that will keep your sinuses from exploding every time your neighbor starts rolling coal or whatever and it lasts 6 months between visits. In other 30+ news, I took the wife in to get her vagina re-surfaced. Apparently the uterus is actually a portal to the chaos of The Warp and they emit mutagenic energy at all times, so most men with long-term wives will want to read up on fibroid removal? Anyway, it was coming on 50,000 miles so it was due. Everything is now smooth and well-oiled, and IUDs are back so that is cool too.
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I'm 32 and, except for my receding hairline, I look better than I did at 25. I am still single, though, so kiss my rear end spouse-havers (and hair-havers).
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ScrubLeague posted:You learn a secret around 28 and that secret is that New Year's Eve loving blows. NYE, St. Pat's, Mardi Gras, Cinco de Mayo, and whatever other Big Drinking Holidays are always the worst times to go out, because it's Amateur Hour at every loving bar. Adults have dinner parties with friends instead. With the kind of food that takes all day to make, and expensive booze which actually tastes nice. Then you start having kids and are instead asleep by 9. Facebook updates from friends and coworkers with older children indicate this eventually passes.
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ScrubLeague posted:You learn a secret around 28 and that secret is that New Year's Eve loving blows. NYE, St. Pat's, Mardi Gras, Cinco de Mayo, and whatever other Big Drinking Holidays are always the worst times to go out, because it's Amateur Hour at every loving bar. I'm honestly surprised it took you until 28 to figure this out. All those holidays are excuses for bars to put out their cheapest drinks and worst-tasting food and charge you quintuple for the privilege.
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im either 32 or 33 and two nights ago i broke two foot fingers agaisnt my bed frame
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Every sunday morning I roam the mean streets of stockholm in search of young men to fight, to prove my vitality
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did i say Fight i meant gently caress lolllll
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Haha nice slip Zzulu lol
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29 and 30 aren't that different but turning 30 made me feel like poo poo. the base 10 numbering system is v. triggering.
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Shadow posted:This is true until it's not. Many former societies fell throughout history. At some point it's going to happen to ours too. With environmental, political, cultural, and resource limitations having a high likelihood of hitting us this century, it's not a stretch to say that we'll see some serious poo poo happen. If not us then our children or theirs. you need to cheer up brah, you're constantly banging this drum and it's tiring to read. Humanity is really good and civilisation owns.
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33. I get tired real fast, any excercise exhausts me really fast. When I drink sugary sodas I poop blood. I don't have a smartphone, I do not know how twitter, Facebook, whatsapp, iPhone etc work.
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Maoist Pussy posted:There is a timed-decay steroid shot that will keep your sinuses from exploding every time your neighbor starts rolling coal or whatever and it lasts 6 months between visits. No no no, I want the sweet release of death, not a quick fix. Either way I am in a universal health care country so unfortunately I'm being rushed into surgery. This will be my second major surgery in three months. Being old is grand!
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BelgianWaffle posted:33. lol
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Get a vasectomy, because you're worth it.
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Drink more milk, god drat it. Don't y'all remember those got milk? commercials from the 90's 
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Everyone thinks the lovely music they listened to when they were 14-20 is the best.
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Everyone thinks the lovely music they listened to when they were 14-20 is the best. gently caress yeah Def Leppard, Dokken, Maiden, Priest, Crue. Not Poison tho, Poison sucked poo poo
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Wicker Man posted:Drink more milk, god drat it. Don't y'all remember those got milk? commercials from the 90's I'm lactose intolerant. Drinking milk would have DIRE CONSEQUENCES.
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Android Bicyclist posted:I'm lactose intolerant. Drinking milk would have DIRE CONSEQUENCES. I'm lactose intolerant, I still drink milk, I give no fucks. Deal with my rancid farts.
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I'm 31 and in the best shape of my life. Working out and eating right is awesome. Also smoking weed instead of drinking is also awesome.
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PathAsc posted:Get a vasectomy, because you're worth it. I got one a few days after my twins were born. Anyone who says it hurts getting one is a big pussy.
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Meydey posted:gently caress yeah Def Leppard, Dokken, Maiden, Priest, Crue. Not Poison tho, Poison sucked poo poo Poison was bad but, let's admit, it was a straight panty-dropper.
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Put some sugar on me.
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Place some sugar on me.
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