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Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
Blower

Blower all of those thing are reasonable things for a church to do

You colossal oval office

(except whatever the gently caress they mean by preaching to the """"""converted"""""", is it some 'This is a church of WOKERY!' bollocks?)

e: You know what? I'm not apologising for this being the page snipe

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
There was a violent incident a few days ago where a man threw lye at his ex partner then went fugitive. It was determined that he was a refugee who was allowed into the country, and part of the reason he would be at risk in Afghanistan (?) was that he had converted to Christianity while in the UK. However a past associate of the man, when questioned by police, claimed that the man was "a good Muslim."

In Blower's mind this means that churches are operating baptismal conveyor belts to allow all and anyone to stay in the country, for reasons unknown, and the asylum seekers are all lying about having converted.

A great message of trust in faith from the stupid gently caress.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on King Charles’s cancer diagnosis – Prince Harry has returned to the UK after the news of his father’s diagnosis"

Telegraph:

Inside the battle to recharge Britain’s slowing electric car market

Matt:


Independent:

Rishi Sunak defends £1,000 Rwanda bet for ‘showing commitment’

Times:


Evening Standard:

What is Popular Conservatism? Liz Truss launches movement at 'PopCon' event

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on King Charles’s cancer and the NHS – As the King’s treatment commences, the queues for NHS care grow longer"

Telegraph:

The picture that says everything about the sorry state of NHS dentistry

Matt:

Dentists to be paid £20k golden hellos to move to NHS ‘dental deserts’

Independent:

NHS dentistry ‘recovery plan’ not worthy of the title, dentists say; Public don’t want to admit they’re Tories, says Liz Truss

Times:

Donald Trump does not have presidential immunity, court rules

Evening Standard:

Labour's green dream wilts as £28billion spending pledge is ditched

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Keir Starmer’s green policy U-turn – Labour is scaling back its £28bn green transition programme, citing economic uncertainty caused by the Conservative government"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Wildlife Photographer of the Year People's Choice Award winner

Evening Standard:

Joe Biden angrily hits back at special counsel's attack on his 'fuzzy' memory

Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Tory attempts to discredit Labour – After Labour announced it was abandoning its £28bn green plan, the chief secretary to the Treasury has said that ‘Labour have no plan’"

Telegraph:

Five key moments from Tucker Carlson's interview with Putin

Matt:


Independent:

After Dali.

Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Labour hides as £28bn green pledge goes up in smoke – After weeks of prevarication, the party dramatically scales back its flagship environmental policy"

Sunday Telegraph

Boris Johnson: Rishi Sunak has to call me first if he wants election help

Matt:

:latestfad:

Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

Scaling new heights! Finnair begins controversial passenger weigh-ins before flights amid accusations of 'fat-shaming'

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ella Baron on Israel’s expected ground offensive in Rafah – The US and UN have said that an assault on a city where more than a million civilians are sheltering would be ‘disastrous’"

Telegraph:

Army to relax security checks for recruits in diversity drive

Times:

Michael Gove: If the young can’t get housing, they will abandon democracy

Evening Standard:

Starmer slammed for sticking by Rochdale candidate despite his 'antisemitic conspiracy theory' rant

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on IDF videos of Gaza detainees – Videos made by Israeli soldiers and posted online could be in breach of international law"

Telegraph:

EU will need its own nuclear deterrent if Trump wins, Olaf Scholz ally warns

Matt:


Times:

Labour withdraws support for Azhar Ali in antisemitism row

Evening Standard:

Starmer's judgement under fire over delay in withdrawing support for Rochdale candidate after anti-Israel rant; Pancake Day

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
DEI brigade looking loving badass. I can't help but notice that toonists need to make the DEI stereotype people white...I wonder why.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Keir Starmer’s Rochdale woes – The Labour leader’s decisions regarding the party’s byelection candidate have been described as shambolic"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Starmer faces fresh crisis over anti-Israel remarks

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Central Line meltdown: Commuters face years of chaos as whistleblowers give inside track on clapped-out trains

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on food prices falling, although inflation remains stuck at 4% – Rising gas and electricity prices continue to weigh heavily on the cost of living"

Telegraph:

Rachel Reeves defends Labour vetting in anti-Semitism row

Matt:

Sussexes 'won't be stopped' from using coat of arms in regal rebrand

Independent:


Times:

‘Gaza George’ Galloway becomes Rochdale by-election frontrunner

Evening Standard:

'Rishi's recession': Blow to Sunak's key election pledge as Britain slips into negative growth

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Britain’s ‘technical’ recession – The retrospective detection of an downturn proves a headache for Rishi Sunak"

Telegraph:

Why a Russian nuclear weapon in space could be so devastating

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Labour bandwagon – Labour is celebrating after leaving the Conservatives in the dust in the Wellingborough and Kingswood byelections"

Telegraph:

"Reform is not just a flash in the pan, these results show it holds the key to Tory re-election"

Matt:

Khan renames Overground in tribute to multiculturalism

Independent:

After Adolph Menzel.

The i paper:

Putin told Russia must face consequences after Alexei Navalny dies in prison

Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Jeremy Hunt leads Rishi Sunak towards electoral extinction – The economy is turning a corner, claims the chancellor. But look what’s lurking in the shadows"

Sunday Telegraph:

Navalny’s body found bruised in Arctic morgue

Matt:


Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on the Republicans, and Putin’s empty victory in Avdiivka – Russian forces claim full control of eastern city after Ukrainian retreat"

Telegraph:

Navalny’s body found bruised in Arctic morgue; Baftas 2024: Oppenheimer wins seven awards – including Best Film, Best Director and Leading Actor

Times:


Evening Standard:

Phone ban will 'help children make friends and socialise', says education secretary

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the deaths of Vladimir Putin’s opponents – The death of Alexei Navalny in a Russian prison has caused revulsion around the world" Also Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Saltburn scene sees Murder on the Dancefloor re-enter Top 10

Telegraph:

Labour vows to ‘eliminate’ fox hunting

Matt:

Headteachers told to search pupils for mobile phones

Times:


Evening Standard:


David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Rishi Sunak’s message for British farmers – In his address to the National Farmers Union, Rishi Sunak has pledged to ‘change the culture’ in government around agriculture"

Telegraph:

"British farming must be protected" After Gainsborough.

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Post Office chief lied about dismissal, Kemi Badenoch claims

Evening Standard:

Trident: Second nuclear test failure forces Government to defend deterrent

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013



Piss the actual gently caress right off Blower, Jesus.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Joe Biden and Rishi Sunak asleep on their watch as Gaza is destroyed – The US and the UK continue to rely on the west’s rules-based international order to end the humanitarian catastrophe"

Telegraph:

British nuclear missile 'misfires and crashes into ocean'

Matt:


Independent:

UK Parliament is in turmoil after a debate over a Gaza cease-fire raised fears for lawmakers' safety

Times:

Prince William issues Gaza plea for a permanent peace

Evening Standard:

Commons Speaker’s position appears untenable after Gaza vote chaos – Yousaf

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on chaos in the House of Commons – Confidence in the Commons speaker is crumbling over his handling of a vote on calling for a ceasefire in Gaza"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Odysseus becomes first private spacecraft to land on the Moon

Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on what Russia’s invasion of Ukraine has done for Vladimir Putin – Two years after the invasion began, there is still no Russian victory in sight"

Telegraph:

Ukraine: The Latest | 'The ammunition situation is f-----' – live from the new front line

Matt:

Odysseus is a concrete step towards the first Moon colony; Thames Water crisis prompts warning that fines could trigger collapse

Independent:

Netanyahu presents Israel’s first official post-Gaza war plan After John Martin.

The i paper:

Liz Truss attacks Biden and fake Conservatives as she rants to half-empty crowd at US right-wing conference

Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Meanwhile in Gaza, the deaths and destruction go on – The Commons descended into chaos over a ceasefire vote, but the war continues"

Sunday Telegraph:

Britain to spend £250m on artillery shells for Ukraine

Matt:


Sunday Times:

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Piss the actual gently caress right off Blower, Jesus.

It's funny because he almost has an actual point, but he picks the one policy which most everyone thinks is good.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ella Baron on the conspiracy theories reaching mainstream politics – Suella Braverman and Liz Truss are just two of the high-profile names who have been accused of stoking hatred"

Telegraph:

‘From the river to the sea’ projected onto Parliament as police stood by, says MP; Northern councils given HS2 money to fix potholes

Times:

Lee Anderson digs in as Rishi Sunak condemns Sadiq Khan comments

Evening Standard:

Don't let hate win: Sadiq Khan and Susan Hall make unity plea amid Lee Anderson 'Islamophobia' storm

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Private Speech posted:

It's funny because he almost has an actual point, but he picks the one policy which most everyone thinks is good.

Did he? My impression (admittedly from across the pond) is that fox hunting remains a Liberal red meat topic.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the mess Lee Anderson has created for Rishi Sunak – Anderson has been stripped of the Tory whip following his comments about Sadiq Khan"

Telegraph:

Sunak’s Red Wall backlash revealed in Tory WhatsApps

Matt:

Tories raise concerns about ‘intimidation’ in Rochdale by-election

Times:

Starmer could face investigation for swaying Hoyle over Gaza ceasefire vote

Evening Standard:

Sadiq Khan has 25-point lead over Susan Hall in London mayoral race, new poll finds

David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on signs of spring in Gaza – An unnamed senior Israeli official has reportedly said they fail to understand what the US president Joe Biden’s ‘optimism’ about a ceasefire is based on"

Telegraph:

Britain’s wonkiest pub must be rebuilt ‘brick by brick’

Matt:

"Lee Anderson’s political attack against Sadiq Khan crossed the line"

Independent:

Starmer says Sunak ‘lacks backbone’ to call out Lee Anderson’s Islamophobia

Times:


Evening Standard:

Paul Scully apologises for 'no-go areas' comment after uproar in Tower Hamlets

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ella Baron on the Rochdale byelection – The contest has been marked by bitter political feuding over Gaza – and a palpable sense of disappointment in the candidates)"

Telegraph:

Britain rejects Macron’s plan to send Nato troops to Ukraine

Matt:

Labour withdraws support for Rochdale by-election candidate

Independent:

Rishi Sunak squirms as Lee Anderson doubles down on Islamophobic rant

Times:

Conservative MPs poised to water down no-fault evictions bill

Evening Standard:

:cb:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Rishi Sunak’s demand for a crackdown on ‘mob rule’ – A ban is proposed on protest at MPs’ homes as well as outside parliament, town halls and party offices"

Telegraph:

Jeremy Hunt could scrap non-dom status to fund tax cuts in Budget

Matt:

Ultra-processed foods linked to more than 30 illnesses

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

George Galloway storms to Rochdale by-election win and launches anti-Israel rant

Guardian Australian Sport:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Rochdale byelection result – ‘This is for Gaza,’ said the newly elected MP, George Galloway, as he swept to victory in a seat that was uncontested by Labour" Also Tate & Lyle's Golden Syrup rebrand drops dead lion

Telegraph:


Matt:

Christian Horner messages leaked to hundreds via anonymous email

Independent:

After Hogarth.

The i paper:

2006: Galloway loses respect with cat charade

Times:

Address from 1994, to Saddam Hussein. (via George Galloway’s craziest moments – from Big Brother cat antics to hailing Saddam Hussein)

Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Mob rule: the Tory right has Rishi Sunak on a short leash – The prime minister says he will crack down on protest, as the war in Gaza continues"

Sunday Telegraph:

Defence spending in Budget must rise to 2.5pc of GDP, Shapps tells Hunt

Matt:


Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

Slave Play: No 10 criticises black-only audiences plan

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


lol of course Mac, of course.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Sunak’s No 10 podium moment – PM condemns ‘shocking increase in extremist disruption and criminality’ in wake of Gaza war"

Telegraph:

I’d prefer to be Nigel Lawson but I need to be prudent like Gordon Brown, says Jeremy Hunt ahead of Budget

Times:


Evening Standard:

Tories hit rock bottom with support across Britain hitting record low of just 20 per cent, new poll shows

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Jeremy Hunt’s upcoming budget – The chancellor is hemmed in by debt, recession, Office for Budget Responsibility forecasts and the legacy of Liz Truss"

Telegraph:

Germany spills British military secrets to Russia After Fougasse.

Matt:

Police solve no burglaries in half of the country

Times:

Donald Trump can run for presidential election, Supreme Court rules

Evening Standard:

Super Tuesday in US as voters grumble over choice between Joe Biden and Donald Trump

David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the council budget cuts in Birmingham – Europe’s largest local authority has declared itself effectively bankrupt and is trying to make £300m of cuts"

Telegraph:

Church of England told to raise £1bn to ‘address past wrongs of slavery’, I guess? After Raeburn.

Matt:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Budget 2024 LIVE: Chancellor has ‘national credit card maxed out’ amid 70-year high tax burden, Labour says

Bonus! Prospect magazine:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the theatre of the Tories’ spring budget – Jeremy Hunt cuts national insurance, abolishes non-dom status and raises the child benefit threshold"

Telegraph:

How taxes have soared to a near-record high under Tory rule

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

After The Shining.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ella Baron on Jeremy Hunt’s budget – The chancellor has given away almost everything he can find"

Telegraph:

"This is how Tories fall: by promising tax cuts while doing the opposite"

Matt:

Pensioners suffer biggest losses from Tory tax raid as Hunt boosts millennials

Independent:

Jeremy Hunt’s pledge to scrap national insurance ‘more reckless than Liz Truss’, Labour warns After the Bee Gees.

Times:


Stephen Collins:

After the Shoebill Stork.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Joe Biden’s State of the Union address – The US president delivered a feisty speech setting out his plans for a second term and attacking Donald Trump" Also Rupert Murdoch, 92, to wed retired molecular biologist Elena Zhukova, 67

Telegraph:


Matt:

Crufts to bring in breathing tests for flat-faced dogs

Independent:

After John Martin.

The i paper:

Theresa May to stand down as MP at general election After Eleanor Tomlinson

Times:

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Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Lmao get her rear end Jennings.

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