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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the ongoing Tory leadership contest – Rishi Sunak has launched a fresh attack on his rival Liz Truss’s plan for tax cuts in an emergency budget"

Telegraph:

:sun: Water companies accused of downgrading leaks until drought crisis looms :supaburn: After Constable.

Matt:

Thames Water to announce hosepipe ban affecting 15 million customers 'in coming weeks'

Times:

Truss rejects ‘handouts’ in favour of tax cuts to help households

Evening Standard:

Donald Trump says FBI agents raided Mar-a-Lago estate

David Squires:

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
What does the naked mole rat represent?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

goatface posted:

What does the naked mole rat represent?

High Interest Rat I think?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

goatface posted:

What does the naked mole rat represent?

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

High Interest Rat I think?

Yeah. https://twitter.com/MartinRowson/status/1555486119994834953

MREBoy
Mar 14, 2005

MREs - They're whats for breakfast, lunch AND dinner !
Why in the Rowson cartoons does Rishi Sunak apparently have 3 layers of teeth ? 1 upper, tongue and then 2 lower ?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Pharyngeal jaw, same as in real life.

MREBoy
Mar 14, 2005

MREs - They're whats for breakfast, lunch AND dinner !

Guavanaut posted:

Pharyngeal jaw, same as in real life.

So he's a moray eel in disguise ?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

MREBoy posted:

So he's a moray eel in disguise ?

Disguise?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the FBI raid of Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate – Search of Florida property appears to be related to investigation into whether Trump mishandled classified government documents when he left the White House"

Telegraph:

:pwn: "Gordon Brown can’t escape blame for Britain’s energy crisis"

Matt:

How to beat soaring bills by investing in energy companies

Independent:

‘Kangaroo committee’: Truss dismisses calls to discuss cost of living support with Sunak and Johnson; Olivia Newton-John: Singer, actor and a champion for cancer awareness who never stopped celebrating life

Times:


Evening Standard:

New dire price cap warning as bills to hit £4,200 in January; :sun: Level three heatwave alert issued as Londoners warned to brace for further wildfires :supaburn:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the looming cold winter – It won’t be a magical Christmas for many Britons as fuel prices climb" Also Snowman author Raymond Briggs dies aged 88

Telegraph:


Matt:

:sun: UK weather: Level three heatwave alert issued for whole of England

Independent:

:supaburn: UK bakes in latest heatwave with drought looming for some areas

Times:

When the Wind Blows (comics) - Wikipedia

Evening Standard:

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
I got a twitter suspension for "inciting violence" by replying to this with "I hope he comes back to life and batters you" lol

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the Tory leadership contest – Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss go head-to-head in the Cheltenham hustings as we approach the halfway point of the race for the next PM"

Telegraph:

Liz Truss vs Rishi Sunak: Our writers on who won the Telegraph's Tory leadership hustings; :sun: Drought declared across half of England :supaburn:

Matt:

Failure to stop thieves and burglars threatens police’s ‘bond of trust’ with the public

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

GDP: Economy contracts 0.1 % in second quarter amid cost of living crisis

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on drought and the Tory leadership race – Liz Truss and Rishi Sunak seem to have little to offer to the UK’s crisis-hit citizens"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

After Vasily Vereshchagin.

The i paper:


Times:


Stephen Collins:

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Cloud Potato posted:

Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on drought and the Tory leadership race – Liz Truss and Rishi Sunak seem to have little to offer to the UK’s crisis-hit citizens"


arent cactus american plants? why are they in a US desert?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Liz Truss and Rishi Sunak confront the energy crisis – The Tory leadership contenders give their own unique response to the wolf at the door"

Sunday Telegraph:

Sir Keir Starmer hits back at claims he went missing amid cost of living crisis

Matt:


Sunday Times:

:sun: UK heatwave: water leaks double as drought takes its toll :supaburn:; After Dali.

Mail on Sunday:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on the Tory leadership contest – Rishi Sunak and Liz Truss are still battling it out to be next PM, as the UK is gripped by drought and the rising cost of living"

Telegraph:

UK weather: Farmers warn of crop failure in biggest English drought in 20 years; After EH Shepard.

Times:

Salman Rushdie left with ‘life-changing injuries’ from stab attack

Evening Standard:

Labour vows to freeze energy price cap and extend windfall tax; London weather forecast: Thunderstorms on way after another weekend of wildfires

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Brian Adcock on Keir Starmer’s plan to freeze the energy price cap – The Labour leader announced a strategy to stop people paying more on fuel bills that he says will also reduce inflation"

Telegraph:

Keir Starmer plan for energy price freeze based on 'illusion'

Matt:

UK weather: Flash floods and thunderstorms to hit as weather warnings issued

Times:


Evening Standard:


David Squires:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Christ that's a lazy Adams.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Cosy IOC Lung

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Vib Ribbon remake is looking well poo poo.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the Tory hustings in Scotland – Liz Truss and Rishi Sunak debate in Perth shortly after the cancellation of comedian Jerry Sadowitz’s show at the Edinburgh fringe festival"

Telegraph:

Five smart ways to protect your wealth as inflation soars to 10.1pc; Inflation pushes private school education above £500k :derp:

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Grant Shapps considering creating 20mph speed limits for cyclists

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the Ofwat boss’s defence of water companies – David Black has said firms should get more credit for cutting leaks, adding that critics of the industry did not understand its complex issues"

Telegraph:

Britain suffers worst inflation in G7 as price surge hits 40-year high

Matt:

A-level results 2022: Students see biggest drop in top grades on record

Independent:

Liz Truss said British workers need ‘more graft’ and lack ‘skill and application’ of foreign rivals

Times:

Boris Johnson’s farewell summer: wedding, holidays... and moving to Chequers?

Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Rebecca Hendin on the Tory leadership race – Liz Truss was derided for saying British workers ‘lack graft’ as the Conservative favourite for PM continued to clash with rival Rishi Sunak over economic plans"

Telegraph:

Private schools see bigger fall in top A-level grades than state sector

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Water company bosses got 20% pay rise amid sewage ‘scandal’, say Lib Dems

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Alright, that Matt got me good, even if his teenagers look like forty year old middle managers.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
a-level results and choose one of:

liz truss
people being skint af

in one cartoon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :holy:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Truss, Sunak and monstrous inflation – Tory voters devoured as small businesses fold across UK"

Telegraph:

August strikes timetable: Tube status, closed routes and all the partial rail services this weekend

Matt:


Independent:

Liz Truss called for patients to be charged for seeing their GP; After Edward Linley Sambourne.

The i paper:

Sewage pumped into environment over a million times since 2016, new figures show

Times:

‘Catastrophic consequences for world’ if shelling damages Ukrainian nuclear plant

Stephen Collins:


Bonus! Prospect magazine:

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

I'm sorry, this is far too whimsical for the torygraph, please return to the children's book section

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Cost of living crisis: winter is coming – As the country prepares for recession and more, the government dithers over tax cuts"

Sunday Telegraph:

Finland PM Sanna Marin takes drugs test as new dancing video emerges

Matt:


Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on trouble signalled by Tories – Little in Britain is moving at all – apart from the sewage being discharged at coastal resorts"

Telegraph:

House of the Dragon, episode 1 review: Matt Smith's gleefully violent villain is an instant classic

Times:

2,000 workers walk out for a week at Britain’s biggest port

Evening Standard:

More strikes ‘very likely’ and public ‘right behind us’, says Mick Lynch

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
C.....comrade Adams? wtf

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I don't think that's supportive.

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
journos are striking on Friday so it may well be

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
there was maybe meant to be something else but he got blind drunk instead

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Stephen Lillie on the UK’s sewage-strewn seaside – The government has been accused of inaction as British holidays continue to be marred by companies dumping raw sewage in the ocean"

Telegraph:

Criminal barristers vote for all-out strike over pay

Matt:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Pint of beer would cost £25 if prices had risen in line with gas :monocle:

David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the UK’s energy supplies – The UK’s energy industry braces for supplies to potentially run out over the winter"

Telegraph:

Migrant Channel crossings may have hit record number this year

Matt:

Dogs cry ‘happy tears’ when their owners return home

Independent:

Liz Truss’s £235m cut to Environment Agency ‘doubled sewage discharge’; After Thin Lizzy.

Times:

Rishi Sunak risks destroying Tory party, say Liz Truss allies; Pilots removed in Red Arrows bullying and assault row

Evening Standard:

Ukraine Independence Day: six months on from invasion

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Liz Truss saying she would be willing to use Trident – The Tory leadership frontrunner said at a hustings event at Birmingham that she would be prepared to use the UK’s nuclear weapons if she became prime minister"

Telegraph:

‘False autumn’ caused by summer drought spells trouble for nature

Matt:

SNP admits piles of rubbish in Edinburgh are ‘deeply concerning’ for public health

Independent:

Liz Truss reported to watchdog for ‘breaking ministerial code’ over grace-and-favour mansion

Times:

Rishi Sunak backers say he was always the underdog — after own goals

Evening Standard:

Eurotunnel Le Shuttle passengers stuck for hours after train breaks downs underneath Channel

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
blower is really poo poo at drawing lol

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They're all so eager to end the world.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the cost of living crisis and sewage discharges – Sewage has been discharged on beaches across England and Wales, while further energy and fuel price rises are predicted"

Telegraph:


Matt:

GCSE results day 2022: Grades remain close to pandemic high

Independent:

‘Active agent of Tory party’ shaping BBC news coverage, says Emily Maitlis

Times:

Ministers were wrong to scare public about Covid, says Rishi Sunak

Evening Standard:

Energy price cap: What Liz Truss and Rishi Sunak have promised

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the final days of Liz Truss’s campaign to become Tory leader – Liz Truss has said she would ‘ensure people get the support needed to get through these tough times’, but not yet spelled out how"

Telegraph:

Royal Mail strike dates: Full list of post services facing delays

Matt:

PM urged to act ‘decisively and urgently’ as energy price cap jumps to £3,549

Independent:

After Christian Krohg.

The i paper:


Times:


Stephen Collins:

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