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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Rishi Sunak’s continuing frustrations with the Rwanda bill – After seven defeats in the Lords, the PM’s signal asylum bill has reached a stalemate until at least Easter"

Telegraph:

Bank of England faces backlash for being ‘overly cautious’ on rates

Matt:

Government considering compensation for women hit by state pension age change; Garrick Club membership revealed for first time – with the King among ranks

Independent:

Waspi campaigners demand action as politicians avoid compensation commitment

Times:

"Six questions Rachel Reeves must answer on Labour’s economy plan"

Evening Standard:

England kit: Keir Starmer urges Nike to change St George's Cross flag design

Stephen Collins:

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Sarah Akinterinwa on James Cleverly’s expensive Rwanda flight – It cost £165,000 for the home secretary to hire a private jet to make a flight to Kigali to sign the government’s deportation deal"

Telegraph:

Sir Keir Starmer leads calls for Nike to change St George’s Cross on England kit back to red

Independent:

After Magritte.

The i paper:


Times:

Israel-Gaza latest: Russia and China veto US call for immediate ceasefire

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Rishi Sunak ‘bounces back’ – Enter the prime minister on a deflating space hopper, unaffected by the cost of living crisis"

Sunday Telegraph:

"Sunak should prepare for another disaster"

Sunday Times:

Damien Hirst works dated as from the Nineties were made in 2017

Mail on Sunday:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ella Baron on Putin and the Crocus city hall attack in Moscow – Islamic State claims responsibility for the atrocity, but the president has other ideas about who could be targeted for the blame"

Telegraph:

Jeremy Hunt says £100,000 a year is ‘not huge’ for people in his constituency

Times:


Evening Standard:

Cyber security agency says China behind ‘malicious’ cyber attacks on UK

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Rebecca Hendin on Putin and the Moscow terror suspects – There is growing evidence that a branch of Islamic State was responsible for the concert hall attack, but the Russian leader prefers to link it to Ukraine"

Telegraph:

UK and US expose global Chinese hacking plot

Matt:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Susan Hall plays nice and stays quiet about Conservatives in new video

David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Rebecca Hendin on the trouble with Baby Bibi – The Israeil prime minister has hit back at the UN security council after it demanded an immediate ceasefire in Gaza"

Telegraph:

Smart meter customers face time-of-day charging plan

Matt:

Farmer protests: Why Brexit, net zero and red tape has this couple up in arms

Times:


Evening Standard:

Fears over ‘uninvestable’ London stock market as more firms tipped to leave City

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ella Baron on record sewage discharges by England’s water companies – Raw sewage was discharged into rivers and seas for more than 3.6m hours last year, a 105% increase on the previous 12 months"

Telegraph:

Satisfaction with NHS hits lowest level since records began

Matt:


Independent:

The Tories have appointed Jonathan Gullis as deputy chairman and people can't believe it

Times:

Starmer targets Tory psychodrama with swipe at Johnson’s flagship pledge, I guess?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on why Rishi Sunak fears crossing the road – As Labour launches its local election campaign, the PM is taking a roasting over when a general election will be called"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Keir Starmer backs Angela Rayner in council house row – but admits he hasn’t seen her tax advice

Independent:

Boat Race rowers warned to not enter water after E coli discovery

Times:


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on a bad egg for Rishi Sunak this Easter – Criticism is mounting over the failures of Thames Water and the prime minister’s controversial honours list"

Telegraph:

Thames Water shareholders demand 40pc bill rise after cutting off funding

Independent:

After Fliegende Blätter.

The i paper:


Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Tory Easter egg clearance sale – Take your pick: the privatised water company gold bunny or the leaking crony creme egg?"

Sunday Telegraph:


Matt:


Sunday Times:

After Leonardo Da Vinci.

Mail on Sunday:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ella Baron on Easter hunting in Gaza – Palestinians search for US aid among the US bombs dropped simultaneously on the strip"

Telegraph:

How Scotland became an Orwellian nightmare :derp:; Scotland's new hate crime law comes into force. After HM Bateman.

Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the sharp rise in UK household bills – Rates for phone, broadband and water are increasing from 1 April, although energy costs are coming down"

Telegraph:

Erdogan’s party suffers biggest election upset in more than 20 years

Times:

Rishi Sunak faces revolt over plan to criminalise homelessness

Evening Standard:

Tories risk ‘near death experience’ in London with zero MPs, shock poll suggests; Controversial hate crime law comes into effect

Bonus! Prospect magazine:


And a possible avatar for someone:


David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Benjamin Netanyahu, on top of the world – The Israeli prime minister is facing intensifying calls for his country to respect international law as the humanitarian crisis deepens in Gaza"

Telegraph:

Team GB vows to stick with traditional Union flag on 2024 Olympic kit after merchandise backlash

Bonus?! Blower's Twitter:

Germans celebrate new cannabis laws as jails race to free offenders

Times:

What is Scotland’s hate crime law? The 2024 bill explained

Evening Standard:

UK demands ‘transparent explanation’ after deaths of British aid workers in Gaza

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Rishi Sunak laughing all the way to the election – The prime minister has a stock response when questioned about the date of the general election"

Telegraph:

How a secret Chinese supercomputer could render Western cyber defences useless

Independent:

"Netanyahu thinks he can do what the hell he wants – we must stop him"

Times:


Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on British arms sales to Israel – There is increased scrutiny of UK arms sales to Israel in the wake of the killing of seven aid workers, three of them British, in Gaza this week"

Telegraph:

Poll putting Tories on 98 seats shows ‘real anger’ of public, says Iain Duncan Smith

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

London’s cultural reboot: Sadiq Khan pledges £3 billion creative industries boost

Stephen Collins:

How to get tickets for The Rest is Politics Live Tour in the UK, including price

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the US reaction to Israel’s attack on an aid convoy – President Biden has called for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza and told Benjamin Netanyahu that Israel has to protect civilians"

Telegraph:

Sunak: Rwanda plan ‘more important’ than ECHR membership

The i paper:


Times:

Consultants end pay dispute with government in England

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Chris Riddell on the spectre of famine haunting Gaza – Israel claims the strikes that killed aid workers from World Central Kitchen were a mistake. But what of those left to starve?"

Sunday Telegraph:

Sunak being ‘propped up’ by 1922 committee ‘stooges’, claim MPs

Sunday Times:

Honeytrap sext scandal MP William Wragg will keep Tory whip

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Rebecca Hendin on Benjamin Netanyahu, six months into Israel’s war – Despite increasing criticism, both at home and abroad, Netanyahu shows no sign of changing course over Gaza"

Telegraph:

No idea whatsoever! :shrug:

Times:

After Goya.

Evening Standard:

Rishi Sunak's Adidas Sambas declare the shoe dead in the water. So what's the next cult London trainer?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Donald Trump and a total eclipse of the sun – A baby balloon of the Republicans’ presidential candidate threatens to plunge the United States into darkness"
Also! An exhibition of some of Jennings's cartoons, as well as some original pieces riffing on Hogarth's A Rake's Progress, will be held at the Coningsby Gallery in London from the 8th to the 20th of July.

Telegraph:

Streeting hits out at ‘middle-class Lefties’ opposed to Labour NHS plans

Matt:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Labour plans tax avoidance crackdown to fill ‘non-dom’ gap; Tories ‘chasing a smear’ in questioning Angela Rayner’s taxes, says Keir Starmer

David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on politicians tying themselves in knots while the climate crisis intensifies – Record-breaking hot months are stacking up. Meanwhile, British politicians continue to tie each other, and themselves, in knots"

Telegraph:

Cameron warns US over blocked Ukraine aid

Matt:

William Wragg resigns from 1922 committee amid Westminster honeytrap scandal

Times:

David Cameron meets Donald Trump in push for US aid to Ukraine

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on US attempts to rein in Israel – Joe Biden has said that Benjamin Netanyahu is making a ‘mistake’ over Gaza, although the US continues to arm Israel"

Telegraph:

Key findings of the Cass report: stop giving drugs to children and rushing them into treatment; Streeting admits he was wrong to say transgender women are women :fuckoff:

Matt:

Farmers warn of first year without harvest since Second World War

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

China ‘flooding Britain with counterfeit Royal Mail stamps’

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Rishi Sunak’s plans to crack down on rough sleeping – The Tories are under increasing pressure to rethink a policy over ‘nuisance’ behaviour from homeless people"

Telegraph:

China behind flood of fake stamps plaguing Britain

Matt:


Independent:

Biden says US support for Israel remains ‘ironclad’ amid threat of ‘significant attack’ from Iran

Times:

Revealed: Harold Wilson’s secret Downing Street affair

Stephen Collins:


Guardian Australian Sport:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Keir Starmer’s march to victory – The Labour leader has endorsed Labour’s commitment to nuclear weapons, promising to commission four more nuclear submarines"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Rayner: I will step down if I committed a criminal offence

Independent:

After William de Leftwich Dodge.

The i paper:


Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Chris Riddell on the nightmares disturbing Rishi Sunak’s beauty sleep – A sleeping Rishi Sunak is beset by monsters of privatised water, bankrupt councils, local elections and more"

Sunday Telegraph:

I Am Maximus wins 2024 Grand National to secure Willie Mullins’s Gold Cup-National double

Matt:


Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on the choices facing Netanyahu – After the Iranian missile and drone attack, Israelis are in a more vulnerable position than ever"

Telegraph:

Cabinet ministers consider voting against Sunak’s smoking ban

Times:


Evening Standard:

'On the brink': World holds breath as UK and allies urge Israel not to escalate tensions with Iran

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on fears over the perilous game being played between Israel and Iran – Joe Biden is increasing pressure on Benjamin Netanyahu not to escalate the conflict"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Liz Truss: No10 was a prison infested with fleas

Times:

Donald Trump’s trial over Stormy Daniels ‘hush money’ begins

Evening Standard:

'Get back to the office': Minister's rebuke to civil servants still working from home :hmmno:

David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Rishi Sunak’s tobacco and vapes bill – The government’s anti-smoking bill gets its second reading in parliament but faces opposition from some Tory MPs"

Telegraph:

"Iran has chosen self-destruction, and is happy to take the world down with it"; ‘A message of peace’: Olympic flame begins its journey to Paris

Matt:


Times:

Ten Years to Save the West by Liz Truss review — as readable as a crisp packet

Evening Standard:

Rishi Sunak accused of ‘smearing’ Angela Rayner with PMQs tax advice jibe

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Tory divisions over Rishi Sunak’s smoking ban proposals – Liz Truss was among prominent Conservatives who voted against the prime minister’s tobacco and vapes bill"

Telegraph:

Bank of England used inflation forecast based on pencil drawing, says former chief economist

Matt:


Independent:

Rwanda bill: Defiant Lords back Afghan heroes and refuse to pass Sunak’s plan to deport asylum seekers; Up to parents to discipline children, says minister on smacking ban call

Times:


Evening Standard:

'Give us a summer vote': Most want general election in just months, says exclusive Ipsos poll

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Rishi Sunak’s plan to restrict cigarette sales – The prime minister has faced opposition from some Tory MPs over a law to ban people born after 2009 from buying tobacco"

Telegraph:

Ukraine bill backers should fight on front line, says Republican

Matt:

Police look at claims that Tory MP called aide at 3am to ask for £5,000 to pay ‘bad people’

Independent:


Times:

After Cruikshank.

Evening Standard:

Rishi Sunak vows crackdown on 'sick note culture' with new benefit rules to get fit people back to work

Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the temptation of Benjamin Netanyahu and Ayatollah Ali Khamenei – As Israel and Iran trade blows, hopes of an end to hostilities in Gaza feel further away than ever"

Telegraph:

Thames Water and its lenders enlist lawyers amid nationalisation threat

Matt:


Independent:

After Richard Tennant Cooper.

The i paper:


Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Chris Riddell on the zombie Tory government falling apart at the seams – The Conservatives are obsessed by Angela Rayner and immigrants. And then there’s MP Mark Menzies…"

Sunday Telegraph:

Peers and MPs ‘will sit and vote’ until Rwanda Bill passed, says Sunak

Matt:


Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ella Baron on Rishi Sunak the tortured soul – The cover of the surprise Taylor Swift album might ring a few bells in the Tory ranks"

Telegraph:

Peres Jepchirchir sets women’s-only world record in brilliant London Marathon win

Times:

Ex-chief inspector defends Met Police over treatment of Jewish man at protest

Evening Standard:

Rishi Sunak to urge peers to back Rwanda plan as it faces final showdown

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the Conservatives whipping up fear of migrants – Rishi Sunak is desperate to get his Rwanda bill passed and to ‘stop the boats’"

Telegraph:

After Ford Madox Brown.

Matt:

Met chief Sir Mark Rowley defends sergeant who made ‘openly Jewish’ remarks

Times:


Evening Standard:

Rwanda Bill passing through Parliament a ‘landmark moment’, says Cleverly

David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Rishi Sunak’s Rwanda mission accomplished – The PM gets through his ‘emergency legislation’ after four-and-a-half months of parliamentary ping-pong"

Telegraph:

War footing as Sunak ramps up defence spending

Matt:

Taylor Swift fans descend on London pub mentioned on her new album

Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Sarah Akinterinwa on Rishi Sunak’s pledge to increase defence spending – The prime minister has promised to increase defence spending to 2.5% of GDP and to put the arms industry on a ‘war footing’"

Telegraph:

Labour won’t make same defence spending pledge as Tories, says Thornberry

Matt:

Blood-covered Household Cavalry horses run loose through London

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

"The Standard View: London's mayoral contest is looking much closer"

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the latest ill omen for Rishi Sunak’s government – Rishi Sunak’s policies invariably end in disaster"

Telegraph:

Labour pledges to get rail network ‘back on track’

Matt:

Child alcohol consumption at record levels among ‘generation lockdown’

Independent:


Times:

Ofsted to continue with single-phrase judgments despite calls to axe them

Evening Standard:


Stephen Collins:


Guardian Australian Sport:

"David Squires on … the endurance of Leigh Broxham’s A-League career - Our cartoonist looks at the Melbourne Victory veteran’s 18 years in Australian top-flight football as he finally hangs up the boots"

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the travails of Humza Yousaf – Scotland’s first minister faces motions of no confidence from Labour and the Conservatives after ending his power-sharing deal with the Green party" On the fish, Ash Regan.

Telegraph:

Russian assault of Ukraine would ‘struggle’ without China’s support, says Blinken

Matt:


Independent:

After Raeburn.

Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Chris Riddell on how one-word Ofsted assessments would apply to the Tory party – The school assessor’s minimalist judgments are here to stay. But how would inspectors rate the government?"

Sunday Telegraph:


‘If you see an Atacm coming, all you can do is duck’ - Vaunted US long-range missiles arriving in Ukraine aren’t a silver bullet, warns expert, but they will be a strain on Russia’s air defences


Matt:

Wales to drop blanket 20mph speed limits by September

Sunday Times:

Alex Salmond names his price to keep Humza Yousaf in a job

Mail on Sunday:

Shoplifting offences rise to highest level since records began: Store thefts jump by more than a THIRD compared to 2022 - with 430,104 offences recorded in last 12 months, figures show

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on the troubles of Rishi Sunak and Humza Yousaf – The Tory and SNP leaders are in severely weakened condition as they head towards local elections"

Telegraph:

Britain to deploy homegrown hypersonic missile by 2030

Times:

Summer election rumours swirl as Sunak faces poll reckoning

Evening Standard:

Tory rebels plot against Rishi Sunak ahead of challenging local elections

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Achaz von Hardenberg on the plummeting fortunes of Rishi Sunak and Humza Yousaf – It’s shaping up to be another tumultuous week for Britain’s major political parties"

Telegraph:

Humza Yousaf’s resignation - as it happened "The old progressive politics is dead – Humza’s resignation proves it"

Matt:


Times:

2021: Scottish health secretary falls from scooter he has used since rupturing achilles

David Squires:
"David Squires on … a handy Premier League referee grudge tracker - Our cartoonist has a guide just for you to help choose which official to blame when your striker misses a sitter from six yards out"

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