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Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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crispix posted:

What's with the teeth? :/

Feed me a stray developing country!

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Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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What the gently caress Matt

What does that even mean

What are you trying to say, Matt?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Jesus loving CHRIST Paul, that one Napolean pic is super recognisable and has been shorthand for "it france" for ages, you don't have to change it to shoehorn in a loving eiffel tower and french flag and a small....outcrop of rock? Puddle? Labelled "le lockdown 3"

You have somehow elevated being a hack into the most ironic artform conceivable, you waste of a wank

Also Napoleon wasn't king, are you putting actual effort into being terrible?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Well it's marginally better than wanking off Phillip's corpse some more

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Not a cartoon, but for anyone who fancies saying an extra "gently caress off, Bob!":

https://twitter.com/BadMedicalTakes/status/1382710806035456009





(I have no idea what the gently caress either)

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Paul: I could recognise all of those politicians, and none of them are horrific racial caricatures! Congratulations, that's progress!

They are all done to varying levels of realism though, and that's disquieting. Also they're all looking at the camera unnaturally, and not at each other, with their horrifying rictus grins.

D-, anodyne low-effort cartoon, no badger. Where's the badger Paul? Where's. The. Badger.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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I live in the one unlabelled bum

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Guavanaut posted:

Yes, let's chuck everything out and learn nothing Blower, you stupid fuckwit.

No but you see if it's no longer a problem then it was never really a problem, and if it was never really a problem then the tories aren't callous bastards responsible for pissing away valuable time at the beginning of the pandemic leading to countless avoidable deaths and *prolonged sloppy farting noises*

Ichabod Sexbeast fucked around with this message at 09:36 on Jun 2, 2021

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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gently caress I'm one step away from joining that dude in his fridge in his converted cotswold farmhouse. Well done Thomas, for drawing a relatively inoffensive and merely bland cartoon!

Blower, we're trying to invent some kind of ultra guillotine to match your crimes, please bear with us

e: Adams, gently caress off I thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink?.....

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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goatface posted:

Because Portugal is foreign and therefore a third world hellhole stuck in the past.

And Mac probably hasn't been allowed to leave the country since then.

A spanish restaurant wouldn't give him chips and brown sauce with his paella in 1982 and he hasn't left the home counties since

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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gently caress OFF, Paul

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Paul what the gently caress

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Do you want to know how I got these scars?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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learnincurve posted:

What is blower trying to prove there? Everyone is wrong but me?

Is it REALLY freedom if people are allowed to disagree with me, personally, a cartoonist?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Maybe he reads the thread and is willing to accept constructive criticism :tinfoil:

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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What the gently caress does that pizza say? Erue? Erive? Does pepperoni count as letters?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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They can make you be in the lineup, but they can't stop you from being comfy while you're there

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Yeah that better be with apologies, Blower you loving hack

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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gently caress off P-oh hey the animals are back!

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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I don't know who Daney is but they can gently caress right off

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Guavanaut posted:

It's funny when people misattribute the vaguely similar quote from the nazi nonce to him.

gently caress did Prince Andrew say now?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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This simply adds to my theory that Paul Thomas reads this thread, and has progressed from good-natured hat tips (the hidden animals) to deliberately loving with us

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Trickjaw posted:

Is Thomas laying a burn down on Bob?

How so? I can only see the usual collection of canards

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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That's not how you bench press Mac you daft prick

Also everything else

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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evilmiera posted:

Ah yes, now that Johnson has delivered everything the Tories asked of him it is time to remove him.

Yes, but not everything has gone perfectly, with their opponents begging for forgiveness as they see how wrong they were about everything

This means that they must have been deliberately betrayed, and not that their ideas were bad

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Guavanaut posted:

That famous story about a man who wanted to do all the right things until some ghosts showed up to mislead him.

The Telegraph has probably printed one of those "In Defense of Scrooge" columns at one point

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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jiggerypokery posted:

What the gently caress is the evening standard trying to say?

There's probably an earlier Adams cartoon where it was the same scene but winter, with the mask on a frowning snowman and London loving iced over or some poo poo, but literally nobody, including Adams himself, can be arsed to go and check

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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gently caress off Adams you omnihack

Ichabod Sexbeast
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Cloud Potato posted:

:yayclod: I'm dogsitting from tomorrow - service might be disrupted for a few weeks.

Please post dog pics, tia

If you need the dog pics to be on topic, simply label said dog "ECONOMY" or "THE LOOMING SPECTRE OF ANARCHO-SYNDICALISM IN THE MIDLANDS" and then try to get your £650'000

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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evilmiera posted:

How can she be celebrating if she's already dead? Some sorta lich situation?

Wasn't there something about how she's banned garlic from all of the palaces?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Cry more, Brookes

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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CHOMGO 222

What does it mean? Probably racist!

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Please calm down Brookes

Maybe a cold shower

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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So Kemi Badenoch is an absolute poo poo but what the gently caress is that picture Brookes?

Where the gently caress is her neck Brookes?

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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THAT'S not where she loving went

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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This, but unironically

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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Congratulations, Mac, on laboriously clawing your way up to the heady heights of :geno:

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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goatface posted:

What does the naked mole rat represent?

High Interest Rat I think?

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Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

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MREBoy posted:

So he's a moray eel in disguise ?

Disguise?

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