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So, Pretend you're Xyzzy is a Cards against Humanity Clone. You can make your own deck full of responses and prompts. I want to play this a bit more often with a football deck. Suggest cards in the thread and I will compile into a big game we can all play. Try to be funny, and they'll make it into the deck. Holy hell, I'm an idiot. I spelled "edition" addition. Someone fix that please. Top Hats Monthly fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Jan 2, 2016 |
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Tom Brady's under-inflated balls Andy Reid's clock management Les Miles SEC Speed Miss Reville, Mam I heard they put ____ and ____ into grode jars Donald Driver's Log Cock The Glumslinger fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Jan 2, 2016 |
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Jan 2, 2016 05:20
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____ has unleashed the dragon. Sexy Rexy. 4th Quarter Bullshit. Jim Caldwell showing human emotion. ___ is why ___ got traded for two first round picks. A Skip Bayless hot take.
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Jan 2, 2016 05:37
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Can someone explain what cards of humanity is for those of us who aren't enlightened?
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Jan 2, 2016 05:39
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buddhanc posted:Can someone explain what cards of humanity is for those of us who aren't enlightened? There's a card that has a sentence with a missing noun or subject and the players play the word to fill in the blank, then they're judged by someone. The best answer wins the hand. Except its all horrifying. Honestly, the actual game will probably end up with a "Jerry Sandusky's Basement" card.
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Jan 2, 2016 05:41
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buddhanc posted:Can someone explain what cards of humanity is for those of us who aren't enlightened? Remember how when you were a kid and were doing madlibs with friends, everyone tried to be as edgy as possible? Imagine someone turned that experience into a card game?
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Jan 2, 2016 05:42
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We apparently need a "Paaaaawwwwwwwl" card judging from tonight's game.
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Jan 2, 2016 05:43
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White card: NFL GENERIC AAAAAAAAAAGGGG
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Jan 2, 2016 05:53
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Just having fun out there At the quarterback position in the National Football League ________ is one of those intangibles that you just can't coach. __________________ gets excellent penetration at the line. just wins games well spoken locker room guy
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Colonel Reb is Cryin' Yaw Yaw Footbawl Make a haiku using three cards, one for each verse. What do you attribute your success to? Regression to the ________
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Jan 2, 2016 06:16
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Tim Tebow 18-1 Breaking your quarterback's jaw during training camp Buttfumble MF Goldy Bitch Rex Ryan's Foot Fetish The other Manning brother A DraftKings Commercial A 4.2 40 Enough Vicodin to knock out Brett Favre Big Ben's tiny grey penis ________ makes the best BBQ in the US, the secret ingredient is ________. Nick Saban sacrificed ________ to _________ to win his latest NCG This year's Super Bowl halftime show will be ________ Welcome to the ________ Bowl, sponsored by ________ Obviously you need a generic list of players/coaches/teams as well.
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Jan 2, 2016 06:31
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The General Dog Graveyard Brady Hoke, Sophist Jim Harbaugh screams at a ref because ___________ Urban Meyer frowns into a Papa John's box at the sight of _____________________ The Cleveland Browns are rebuilding around _____________________ ____________ plays the game the right way Angry ________________ Hating God The soothing sounds of Beth Mowins Ron Mexico A Bo Pelini Outburst Noted shotputter Taylor Martinez Cardale Jones twitter
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Joey Freshwater : Lane Kiffin as _____ : _____ e: alternatively - Lane Kiffin : ______ as Joey Freshwater : _____ Kibner fucked around with this message at 06:50 on Jan 2, 2016 |
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Jan 2, 2016 06:38
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Gym Rat Spark Plug Has potential, but raw
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Jan 2, 2016 06:40
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Dango Bango posted:We apparently need a "Paaaaawwwwwwwl" card judging from tonight's game. Paaaaawwwwwwwl and PAAAAAAAWWWWWWLLLL and probably PAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLL
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"Grown men following high school kids on twitter" "A commercial after a kickoff" "Another Alabama running back" "Kliff Kingsbury" "More touchdowns for the touchdown god" "Virginia Tech's championship trophy case" "Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend" "The real OSU"
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Jan 2, 2016 07:08
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White: Unwinding with some Papa John's Gary Patterson's ill-fitting wardrobe Lack of Institutional Control FSU Twitter Black: Mack Brown wanted to swap _____ to safety. He's dealt with some ____ but the coaches say he's really ____. General Dog fucked around with this message at 07:22 on Jan 2, 2016 |
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Jan 2, 2016 07:12
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Cliched sports broadcaster sayings are perfect for black cards. This is the year that _________ finally ___________
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Jan 2, 2016 07:13
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"Clemsoning" "Couging it"
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Jan 2, 2016 07:25
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Running a test round, please join! http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=288
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Jan 2, 2016 07:32
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Andy Dalton. Carson Palmer Is A Coward.
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Jan 2, 2016 08:28
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Shad Khan's Mustache
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Charlie Strong would make a good ______ or ______ at another school They were exposed as a ________
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Jan 2, 2016 08:39
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____ Parm, you taste so good.
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Jan 2, 2016 08:41
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Just played on the test thing tonight and it was fun as hell.
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Jan 2, 2016 09:47
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Joe Theismann's Backwards Leg Passing the ball on the one yard line. Nanobubbles
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Fraud Pathetic! On his last trip into the woods Kawalimus saw ____________ Chiche, you're worse than _____________ Darren Sharper offering you a drink Grey Penis Redskins isn't that bad, they could be named ____________ Cam's Fake Smile DeSean Jaccson Firework Injury Herr Goodell I'd rather they moved the team to ____________ Browns HGH injected into my ______________ Gronkowski Brother Sandwich I played football back in _______________ Kyle Shanahan's Master Shanaplan Greggggggg Williams Tim Tebow Bortles SEC During a field trip to Canton Mrs. Jabrowski's middle school class witnessed ____________. When he grows up, ___________ is going to be the quarterback of the Carolina Panthers. Eagles fans throwing batteries at ______________ Thug A literal pile of human excrement in the shape of the Staypuft Man. Heart Disease Pro Football Talk Commentator _______________, my health won't allow it.
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Chimping out Red flags Kellen Winslow Jr was caught masturbating to ____________ Even though he was seen ___________, Riley Cooper is a good receiver because _________. Chichevache fucked around with this message at 13:49 on Jan 2, 2016 |
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Jan 2, 2016 13:47
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Black: _______: Todd's new taste of the town. Who knew _______ was a Tony Dungy mentee? And then the ESPN app froze just in time for me to miss _______. White: Ron Mexico. The rhythmic shake of an SEC Pom-Pom A shaved beaver in a pretty little sundress An impromptu A-C-C chant Sneaking a vuvuzela past security Todd's real taste of the town Whatever Bob Costas's eye cheese is made of Unparalleled talent and a domestic abuse charge An undunked Oreo Johnny loving Football College football playoff Larry Culpepper An acceptable Wonderlic score The left shark. Bruno Mars and Rascal Flats fusion Super Bowl Halftime sewage tidal wave
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Jan 2, 2016 14:07
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Athletic Gritty, full of heart
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Chronic traumatic encephalopathy Scrappy Discount double check!
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will_colorado posted:____ Parm, you taste so good. Stop, you're making me blush!! My answers: LUNCH PAIL
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Jan 2, 2016 18:05
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Another test run http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=64
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Mack Brown recruited _________ as a _____________. 3 yards and a _____________ of ______________. Why does their fight song sound like ______________? SPARTY _________________! Watching the fullback hit the hole. Peyton Manning and his astounding fivehead. Will Muschamp's blood pressure. A DraftKings commercial.
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Jan 2, 2016 18:56
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THIS GUY ______ I CALL HIM THE ________ BECAUSE HE ______
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Jan 2, 2016 19:10
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Hey Top Hats Monthly, can I steal your idea and make an MLB thread also?
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will_colorado posted:Hey Top Hats Monthly, can I steal your idea and make an MLB thread also? I don't care, go for it bro.
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Great hips Bubble butt Concussion Joe Flacco's iron dick A game time decision A business decision A disgusting act Get away from the cops speed An Oakland area pigeon A good role player Half of Phillip Rivers' children Ball security A candid photo of Santonio Holmes Andy's rubber ring The Bengals managed to finally win a playoff game due to their innovative use of ________. Burfict was suspended two games for his _______. I'm not down to gently caress but I like __________. San Diego's government has decided to use ________ to fund their stadium. We want ___________ and we're gonna score. Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Jan 2, 2016 |
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For Christmas Gisele bought Tom Brady's first child a _____________.
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