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That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Did you know _________ was a basketball player in college?

Great __________ make ____________ in big games.


Ambush

Hurricane Katrina

Drew Brees' birthmark

elusive

high motor

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

That Works posted:

Did you know _________ was a basketball player in college?


He already did that.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
We're going to finish what ___ started

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

buddhanc posted:

Can someone explain what cards of humanity is for those of us who aren't enlightened?

Have you ever played Apples to Apples? It's exactly like that. But with dirty cards.

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
Bert Bielema

"We got us a ____ now."

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

Penetrate the 'A' Gap

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
Perfectly spherical breasts

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
No offense to the __________ but that's what we call a _______ play.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
______ are who we thought they were.

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

NC-17 posted:

Have you ever played Apples to Apples? It's exactly like that. But with dirty cards.

Yeah. Figured it out last night on the beta. You were a winning answer too.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Test run two, with more rephrased cards http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=91

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
Black:

Ignore what Olivia Munn says, Aaron Rodgers is really in a relationship with _______.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
I think a white card for each P5 and NFL team would be cool, though I dunno how clunky the interface is to put them all in.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
Black Cards:
_____ would easily win the ______

Lee Corso was finally fired from Gameday after putting _____ on his head

Dennis Miller was bad, but nothing compares to when _______ talked about ______ while hosting Monday Night Football.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
White card: Roll Tide

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

NickRoweFillea posted:

White card: Roll Tide

Black card:
Roll _____

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Your 2092 Super Bowl Champion, _____.

_____ should be regulated to the Canadian Football League.

ESPN finally fired Chris Berman when they caught him with _____.

Joe Namath's Liver

The definition of a catch

Erotic Joe Buck fan fiction

A football move

Wes Welker on MDMA

Future Wax
Feb 17, 2011

There is no inherent quantity of driving that I can increase!
Bounties

Physicality

Explosiveness

Gang ties

Cell phone dick pics

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

todd graham's headset

grode jar

rivals pun

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=79

Dead Pressed
Nov 11, 2009
Aaron Herandez's best friend.

A helmet less motorcycle incident

The Cleveland Brown staph strain

Pope Urban Meyer IV

Driving Dontae Stallworth

Janae Rice's dental bill

A Greg Hardy bitch smack

______: Josh Gordon's anti drug

No fun league

Super bowl shuffle

Crotchless jock

Sleeveless hoodie

Terrell Owens greatest showboat was centered around _________.

Drew Rosenthal

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Giving him the business

Brandon Marshall's Gatorade cooler

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

Top Hats Monthly posted:

I don't care, go for it bro.

I made the MLB thread:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3758573

will_colorado fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Jan 3, 2016

wootmachine
Aug 28, 2006

HAIL SABAN
Rex Ryan's Foot Fetish

Oregon Cheerleaders

LSU T-Rex Guy

Tammy from Finebaum

Von Dozier

Gendo's Tragic Demise

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Unleash the loving dragon

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
___________ unleashed the ________________.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Squib Kicking

Spiking the ball on Fourth Down

According to my sources, the Browns are looking to hire _____ as their next head coach

_______ was flagged for excessive celebration when he _________ in the endzone

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

The Glumslinger fucked around with this message at 07:20 on Jan 3, 2016

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
Screaming "You like that?"

Mark Sanchez went back in time to prevent the Buttfumble but ___________ caused it anyway

According to ESPN, __________ will be relocated to ___________ by next year. (you'd need the deck to also have white cards listing places)

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
A combination of spit, piss, cum, and menstrual blood in a clear mason jar.

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
The Andy Reid School of Clock Management (apologies if this was already posted)

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
________ threw her onto a bed covered in __________

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Free Pop Dog

Lost Season

____________ Fanfiction (Would require at least a Matt Ryan card)

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

A drunken Buffalo Bills fan.

Going for two in the lead.

A muffed punt.

Russell Wilson's Gatorade towel.

Eagles fans throwing batteries.

Chip Kelly's Wild Ride.


When we played yesterday, I don't think any round where it was played "*Sigh* Browns" didn't win. It's such a good card :allears:

"Accidentally playing Dixie at Ole Miss" is a close #2.

Gyro Zeppeli fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Jan 3, 2016

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
That poor collie

A script Pitt helmet

Drunk Joe Namath

A Paul Finebaum Show caller

The Bitcoin Bowl

Shreveport, LA

A Terrible Towel

Bills fans doing wrestling moves

Rob Gronkowski's offseason

Nick Saban's smile

The swimming pool in Jacksonville's stadium

An overturned Sooner Schooner

The Florida Gators offense

Bo Pelini's cat

bigmcgaffney
Apr 19, 2009
Jaxson de Ville

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Brett Favre's two inch dick

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
gently caress this gay earth

Anti-OSU Tard Brigade

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Are you gonna put some posters names in there too

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true

NickRoweFillea posted:

Are you gonna put some posters names in there too

I wouldn't put too many. This way it's 90% comprehensible by people not goons.

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Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

NickRoweFillea posted:

Are you gonna put some posters names in there too

There are a couple in there already, like MourningView.

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