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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Someone added me too, for some reason.

I think Ehud is in too.

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Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
There's also wheez and winkie

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
White card: anime

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Manoueverable posted:

There's also wheez and winkie

There's also "Winkie's masturbating hand."

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Star Wars Chat

BORT

Pick-Six

BOOMERSOONERBOOMERSOONERBOOMERSOONERBOOMERSOONERBOOMERSOONER

A HCBU Marching Band

Returning a FG for a touchdown to win the game

Sam Bradford's fragile body

Fat Man Touchdown

Cam Newton's Smile

AMERICA! Love it or leave it!

Touchdown Jesus

Christmas carols about a pedophilic Bruno Buckeye

Why did Chip Kelly get fired from the Eagles?

The newest NCAA recruiting violation is _______

What got me kicked out of Buffalo Stadium?

Super Bowl posters are so dumb, they thought _______ was ________

With the Number One overall selection in the 2016 NFL Draft, ________ select ________ from ________ University

Cam Newton is so charming, it almost makes me forget that he stole ________ in college

Yoshifan823 fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Jan 3, 2016

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


Chris Henry's pickup truck.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Stolen Crab's Legs.

A Terrible Towel.

Carson Palmer's Exploding Knee.

Oikos Yogurt.

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


Ray Lewis had an air-tight alibi for the Atlanta murders; he was actually ___________ for ___________.

___________ is good, but he's no Henry Burris.

Roger Goddell has awarded the next NFL expansion franchises to __________ and ___________.

Al Davis is excited that ________ ran a 4.8 at the Combine.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
The Phrase "The Previous Play Is Under Review"

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
Personal Foul, 69, offense. He was ______________


e - Plus the complimentary white card:

"Giving him the business"

kayakyakr fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Jan 4, 2016

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

A certain points threshold

Punters are ______________ too

Thug culture

Jay Cutler's vaccine plan

Patriots' white receivers

____________'s wonderlic score

Football brain

A good fit to _________________'s scheme

JJ Watt's letterman jacket

A Rutgers draftee

Another Brett Favre retirement

Never count out _______________

Welcome to Revis ____________

Advanced stats

Is ______________ an elite quarterback

Griff Whalen's snap

The 1972 Miami Dolphins

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Edit: I feel like most white cards in this thread should be our usernames and it would make TFF a better place

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Jan 4, 2016

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
____ her right in the ____


Edit: there needs to be some spurrier quotes in there imo

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Mystic Stylez posted:

Edit: I feel like most white cards in this thread should be a "mods namechange please" and it would make TFF a better place
Mods, change my name to _____________

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Oh God ________. Someone go check on ___________.

__________: my health won't allow it.

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

White cards:

Tom Coughlin's frostbitten face
Mark Schlereth pissing and making GBS threads down his own leg
JUST WIN BABY!
Farthouse avatars
:doink doink:
Mike Shanahan's orange tan

buddychrist10
Nov 4, 2009

Obtuse.....even hokey.

Metapod posted:

____ her right in the ____


Edit: there needs to be some spurrier quotes in there imo

You can't spell _____ without UT.

______ was seen fleeing the campus police with ______.

Katy Perry
Xort

buddychrist10 fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Jan 4, 2016

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Draft ___________________, said the hobo

Aaron Rodgers beard rubbing

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Jan 4, 2016

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Black Cards:


Before getting hired as San Francisco's new coach, Jim Tomsula was _.

OBJ is actually not an acronym. It's a secret code meaning _.

The Terrible Towel is also great for soaking up _.

Oh that wacky Johnny Football! What did he get into this week?

The next part of Chip Kelly's Wild Ride involves considerable amounts of _.


White Cards:


Talkin' bout food.

Olivia Munn, regrettably.

Tickling the center's bum.

A page full of fucks.

Classic fencing response.

Just a lil' bit of CTE.

Browns.

The Foster Farms Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl.

Greg Hardy's sparkling reputation

Kansas Jayhawks football.


Might add more later.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Black cards:

As Randy Moss mooned the crowd, Joe Buck stated ____________
Due to all the hits to his head, Brett Farve thought he was __________ instead of actually leading a game-winning TD drive.
Pete Carroll looked at the CIA director in the eyes and calmly said "___________ can't melt steel beams."

White cards:
The graveyard of ligaments at FedEx Field
Eating the rear end in a top hat of a Bills fan
Shane Falco's Sugar Bowl performance
John Madden's frequent flier miles
Jim Harbaugh's khakis

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

seiferguy posted:

Pete Carroll looked at the CIA director in the eyes and calmly said "___________ can't melt steel beams."
Make it "______ can't melt ______"

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Nate Burleson's Very Important Pizza

Nate Burleson's Career Ending Pizza

Factory of Sadness

Throne of Ease

Throne of Sleaze

Skittles

Rex Ryan's Tattoos

Rex Ryan's Sanchez Tattoo

Rex Ryan's Feet Appreciation Videos

Good Feet

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
When a white football player does it, it's called ____. When a black football player does it, it's called ___.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Palpably unfair act
Barry Sanders retiring by fax
Golden Tate
Russell Wilson's ex-wife
The Vikings' bird-killing stadium
The Calvin Johnson rule
Defending a lateral and giving up a Hail Mary
Blown fourth-quarter leads
Tony Romo's collarbone

Apologies for repeats.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Hi guys! I'm adding in your suggestions and let's get a round going tonight to celebrate the playoffs and offseason. 7:00 PM Central Standard.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Are we doin' this?

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Yes, JESUS CHRIST. I'M ADDING EVERYTHING. GOSH.

Give me a minute :)

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
http://pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=269

12 person limit! Password "Farthouse" no quotes.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

People join the game!

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
We are pretending to be Xyzzy.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
We are still going btw!

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Aww, the room is full

EDIT: Room now, come join us

The Glumslinger fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Jan 6, 2016

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I was this close to sweeping the evening. And I would have, too, if it weren't for those pesky game settings and the second game not having an eight point threshold!

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
I wish I could host and not participate after tonight.

Top Hats Monthly fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Jan 6, 2016

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true

JT Jag posted:

I was this close to sweeping the evening. And I would have, too, if it weren't for those pesky game settings and the second game not having an eight point threshold!

Muahahaha

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Somebody that knows how to import the decks start a game

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Please add JJ Watt Wildcat

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
AHEM, GAME IN AN HOUR AND A HALF, 10 PM CST.

Dead Pressed
Nov 11, 2009
That's past my bedtime...

buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

I'll be there and share my billion dollar winnings with whoever gives me the most points.

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I hate the eastern time zone, everything is at least an hour later here

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