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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Tim Tebow

18-1

Breaking your quarterback's jaw during training camp

Buttfumble

MF Goldy Bitch

Rex Ryan's Foot Fetish

The other Manning brother

A DraftKings Commercial

A 4.2 40

Enough Vicodin to knock out Brett Favre

Big Ben's tiny grey penis

________ makes the best BBQ in the US, the secret ingredient is ________.

Nick Saban sacrificed ________ to _________ to win his latest NCG

This year's Super Bowl halftime show will be ________

Welcome to the ________ Bowl, sponsored by ________


Obviously you need a generic list of players/coaches/teams as well.

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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Star Wars Chat

BORT

Pick-Six

BOOMERSOONERBOOMERSOONERBOOMERSOONERBOOMERSOONERBOOMERSOONER

A HCBU Marching Band

Returning a FG for a touchdown to win the game

Sam Bradford's fragile body

Fat Man Touchdown

Cam Newton's Smile

AMERICA! Love it or leave it!

Touchdown Jesus

Christmas carols about a pedophilic Bruno Buckeye

Why did Chip Kelly get fired from the Eagles?

The newest NCAA recruiting violation is _______

What got me kicked out of Buffalo Stadium?

Super Bowl posters are so dumb, they thought _______ was ________

With the Number One overall selection in the 2016 NFL Draft, ________ select ________ from ________ University

Cam Newton is so charming, it almost makes me forget that he stole ________ in college

Yoshifan823 fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Jan 3, 2016

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Speleothing posted:

Hopefully I am not repeating what is a more timeless suggestion than a lot of the catchphrases being thrown around:

"The 2008 Detroit Lions"

or some more underhanded reference to their 'perfect' season.

The 1972 Dolphins as well.

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