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That old lady will get double stuffed by the finest gigolos money can by every day until her death, and I am happy for her.
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Im waiting for the boss to want the ticket back.
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Jan 15, 2016 01:53
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That's awesome
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Now you can tell everyone who says "well you can't win if you don't buy a ticket..." to gently caress off because she didn't ever buy a ticket. She literally didn't play the lottery, she just showed up to work and had it handed to her. She was still a billion times more successful at winning than someone that bought a pile of tickets. It's so awesome. That being said, now I'm sad that no one is going to use the money to blow up the moon.
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King Vidiot posted:That actually made me smile, better her than me or any of the chucklefucks in this thread who'd spend it all on exotic hookers and nerdy poo poo.
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:Now you can tell everyone who says "well you can't win if you don't buy a ticket..." to gently caress off because she didn't ever buy a ticket. She literally didn't play the lottery, she just showed up to work and had it handed to her. She was still a billion times more successful at winning than someone that bought a pile of tickets.
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Jan 15, 2016 02:43
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this is the dude that bought the tickets
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:Now you can tell everyone who says "well you can't win if you don't buy a ticket..." to gently caress off because she didn't ever buy a ticket. She literally didn't play the lottery, she just showed up to work and had it handed to her. She was still a billion times more successful at winning than someone that bought a pile of tickets. It's so awesome. why blow up the moon when you can laser carve a dick on it and blow the moon?
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Germstore posted:That old lady will get double stuffed by the finest gigolos money can by every day until her death, and I am happy for her. 
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Jan 15, 2016 02:57
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Turns out it was a hoax, the Son lied to his mom and she didn't win.
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Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:Turns out it was a hoax, the Son lied to his mom and she didn't win. ahahahahahaha
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http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/california-powerball-winner-nurse-7-kids-article-1.2497484 That son should be forced to live in the nursing home.
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Jan 15, 2016 04:16
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lol Shlomo what a great name I wish it were my name
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Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:Turns out it was a hoax, the Son lied to his mom and she didn't win. god drat that is some serious loving ownage
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Jan 15, 2016 04:36
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hahahaha yes, hail satan.
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mdm posted:lol Shlomo what a great name I wish it were my name No Shlomo
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soy posted:hahahaha yes, hail satan. AHAHAHHAA. Still could be a tweaker. Let us pray.
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Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:Turns out it was a hoax, the Son lied to his mom and she didn't win. Only 6 of her 7 kids were nurses. He's probably the comedian in the family.
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Jan 15, 2016 07:49
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checking in to say i won 8 bucks so i doubled my money, suck it losers
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Odds are its a rich person and that makes me happy  Cause it makes everyone else angry.
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Blind Rasputin posted:http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/california-powerball-winner-nurse-7-kids-article-1.2497484 drat, that is a cold prank to play on your own mother
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A Powerball Reimbursement Go Fund Me Page Has Been Created for Cinnamon Nicole. Donate today. https://www.yahoo.com/music/powerball-reimbursement-fund-page-created-235504618.html FCKGW posted:Lol, gently caress all you "rich getting richer" dumbfucks. Jewish business owner buys tickets for all his employees and patrons and one of workers wins it big. Literally the nicest outcome that could have happened.  at your premature/childlike optimism.
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Zogo posted:A Powerball Reimbursement Go Fund Me Page Has Been Created for Cinnamon Nicole. Donate today. Campaign Not Found We're sorry, but the campaign URL you entered cannot be found.
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I bet they'll do okay:quote:One Powerball winner down, two to go.
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FCKGW posted:this is the dude that bought the tickets With Jews... you win!
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Accretionist posted:I bet they'll do okay: not gonna go back and check but gj to the goon who predicted the tithing
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Unngh love dat single play jackpot ticket.
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They gon' git Whitakker-ed. And man, what kind of lawyer would recommend publicity so soon? You'd want them legally and financially fortified and prepared to disappear like they'd just assassinating a sitting congressman. But this rear end in a top hat recommends they find a national morning news program right away? He's got to be working an angle. Setting them up to need his lawyering, which because of all the added complexity assuredly is at a higher, more appropriate, rate.
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They are already buying a horse because, "I've always wanted one..." I can't imagine going back to work would be a good idea at all either. Are there any stories of actual good outcomes from winning the lottery? Or are they never written about because the people disappeared.
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Those people are very stupid and will definitely regret winning. Also lol how fat they are.
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Accretionist posted:I bet they'll do okay: lol @ investing in horse equity right away
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Necc0 posted:not gonna go back and check but gj to the goon who predicted the tithing i was the one who said they'd give it to a lovely church, are they giving it to their church?
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Accretionist posted:I bet they'll do okay: please rob these people
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Nonsense posted:i was the one who said they'd give it to a lovely church, are they giving it to their church? "The first order of business with the family’s newfound fortune: pay off their daughter’s student loans. After that, they’ll tithe heavily to their church, John Robinson said."
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I definitely wouldn't take the annuity at their age, don't blame them
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No one should take the annuity ever.
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Germstore posted:No one should take the annuity ever. When I win tonight I'm going to take the annuity and buy a pony and donate $1,000,000 to Scientology. You can't stop me! kindermord posted:Campaign Not Found It appears she took her money and ran away.
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Let's trout out on the today show to brag to everyone we won but please respect our privacy.
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Accretionist posted:I bet they'll do okay: These poor people think their "friends" from work and their small town church acquaintances are a real support system that can continue after they have 1/3 of a billion dollars It's going to hit hard when people turn on them and they feel isolated Also "buying a horse" will feel really good now, but in a short time they'll have to buy more and more stuff to recapture that feeling and they will all end up with Donald trump hair and fake tans and get a divorce and the daughter will end up in rehab
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