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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Holy poo poo I won

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Fallows posted:

i dont know how many possible combinations that is but theres a few rolls of printer stock so ill just do the few thousand most likely winning combos

Which combinations are the most likely to win do you think?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Wintermutant posted:

I never bother with the lottery, but everyone in my department started a pool and I don't want to be the last one stuck here picking up the pieces on the off chance they win.

Can you imagine how much that would suck, you would be like training all the new people and be like, "Yea, I didn't pitch in to buy lottery tickets, now all my excoworkers are millionaires and I'm a little broke bitch still"

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Zyklon B Zombie posted:

I'm pretty sure winning this amount of money publicly would figuratively turn your life into a blasted hellscape and destroy you in every aspect of your life.

Yes, but you'll have a lot of money and be able to buy nice things & really good weed. Also you will get a lot of random whores coming up to you, some of them might be worth plowing and you get to choose which whore to plow.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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My chances of winning the powerball tonight will be 0. As that is the number of tickets I have purchased.

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