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I love the people who win $100m and think they are going to stay in the same neighborhood. Enjoy the nightly kidnapping and extortion attempts. If I won I'd hire temporary security detail and rotate between hotels for a month. I'd probably have to pay off my family with settlements too. Here's what you get, upfront, don't ask me for money again. If you are young and not close to family and friends I think it would be pretty baller. If you were all old and homesteaded to some midwestern town it would be pretty awful.
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When I win I am selling my Prius for this http://www.rvtrader.com/listing/2016-Renegade-Explorer-115571320
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Jan 3, 2016 03:15
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I too know the javascript console.
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Jan 7, 2016 18:52
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Little known pro tip: Ask the gas station attendant to print all 40 tickets on separate sheets. They knows it increases the odds. so keenly wink at them as you do so.
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Jan 8, 2016 20:53
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The machine was down at the gas station last night and multiple people in succession got really pissed off and accused the attendant of lying lol.
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Jan 8, 2016 21:23
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buddhanc posted:What are the rules regarding gifting money? If I come away with a half billion in cash and I want to straight up give 50 million to my brother, what's the procedure? I've always wondered where you even stash that kind of cash when it comes in. I'll just put the half billion in my checking and get my balance in a text and show it off. It is $14,000 per recipient per year per spouse without triggering any taxes.
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Jan 9, 2016 03:43
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I'd play craps all day every day. Endless sucker bets and free buffets and drinks. Still just the $5/$10 tables but do it at Casino Royale and play 1000x odds.
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Jan 9, 2016 20:48
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There was a guy that played work pool every week for years and was out on sick leave when his coworkers won. He successfully sued for a share based on the persistence of his past participation. 
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Jan 9, 2016 21:10
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Microwaves Mom posted:I honestly have no idea what I'd do. Like im at a point in my life where I want a job and to work to feel value, but at the same time I could easily see myself just wasting space and having lots of money for the next 70 years.] Being a philanthropist would be incredibly sick. Going to free $500 meals and donating money to seemingly humanitarian causes would be a job in itself.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:01
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Fallows posted:I have a 4 dollar ticket some person couldn't afford and you can't cancel pb tickets so I snipes it You made it out pretty well if that was the extent of the misprints.
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Jan 10, 2016 04:04
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Three Olives posted:I got one number, back to my lovely life I guess.
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Jan 10, 2016 05:18
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This popped up on my facebook too. Incredible.
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Jan 11, 2016 19:52
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I'd start stockpiling weapons and ammunition, only to publicly destroy them when Obummers successful gun grab starts a panic in the market.
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Jan 11, 2016 21:45
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Ork of Fiction posted:NE way, if I win the lotto, I'll hire Mr. Bungle to play the greatest hits of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, record it and then spread the tracks all over the internet in the hope that, eventually, the versions of the songs I recorded replace the originals in people's minds. I just think it would be funny. I would just hire Mr. Bungle to play Mr. Bungle. That would be sweet.
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Jan 12, 2016 00:29
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:if they have over a billion dollars why is the website so lovely? I was bummed to inspect the scrolling text and see it wasn't an original html marquee tag.
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Jan 12, 2016 00:32
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It's so much money I feel like people are just losing interest now lol
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Jan 12, 2016 20:37
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A. Beaverhausen posted:gently caress you mang, all the money's mine. I'll post facebook pics from my yacht in Macau for you to live vicariously through me, don't worry. I was thinking Monaco, personally.
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Jan 12, 2016 21:15
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soy posted:I was thinking of starting a company that basically does debt consolidation. The rub is, you have to move into a dormitory (which you must pay for, but is pretty cheap and basic) and all of your expenses are tracked in detail and you must meet with a counselor once a month to keep things on track for repayment. I actually would buy old hotels and turn them into free transitional housing for the homeless and unemployed.
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Jan 12, 2016 21:32
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Stefan Prodan posted:Not to mention isn't the full prize only if you take the annuity, which The lump sum cash option will be over $1B by the drawing tomorrow. Even after tax you are talking a half billion easy.
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Jan 13, 2016 01:20
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Accretionist posted:I'm literally playing numbers I saw in a dream because I am an easily amused idiot who makes poor life choices. You could play literally any numbers and it doesn't make a bit of difference. Colbert showed his numbers last night on the late show. I do wonder how many people are going to buy those same numbers now.
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Jan 13, 2016 17:32
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I don't remember who posted it earlier, but dropping $1m each into a varied collection of foreign banks/currencies is so drat smart long term.
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Jan 14, 2016 01:59
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I did not win.
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Germstore posted:Half a million is enough to attract people to give you poo poo, but not enough to lay low or really avoid the bullshit. not in my hood, yo
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