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woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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Well this looks like an act of terror to me, send in Delta.

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woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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JFairfax posted:

I am not sure but it's interesting to wonder if they would be more or less dead if they were black or ISIS or White

How interesting is it? I can't manage to evince the least bit of surprise.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

baw posted:

how pathetic does your life have to be where you are willing to drop everything and go hang out with a bunch of dorks in a cabin in the middle of nowhere for no reason

"To my kids, I'm sorry that daddy won't be home for christmas" :qq: *watches cinemax at howard johnson*

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

happyhippy posted:

As long as you mean bird as in flying.
And not as in the English slang for women.
As I hear they won't take nicely to strangers eying up their sisterdaughters.

They won't do anything about it but post angry video updates though.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
Take it, take the compound back from them. I'm literally experiencing patriotic indignance at the presence of these insurgents on our federal lands.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
Obama should personally retake the compound using only his presidential convoy and the SUV with a minigun in it.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
This lack of preparation all makes sense when you look at the camping section of Cabela's. Did you know they have a propane-powered blender? Well they do. Growing up going to REI I was unprepared for an "outdoors" store where the apparent goal is to make the outdoors as much like the indoors as possible.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

A Saucy Bratwurst posted:

if you want to use that analogy, what he did was say something to someone in the square and then had it recorded without his knowledge and given to people to poo poo on

There's a reason "don't touch the poop" is a saying.

They should killed in an air strike and survivors detained and interrogated, so complaining about citizens using their freedoms to read public information they posted seems especially dumb.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Safari rules, really. Admire the poop, comment on the poop. Discuss the poop, photograph the poop. Never, ever touch the poop.

For example, when one of your idiot friends posts stupid right wing bullshit on the Facebox don't reply or try to engage them in debate. You won't win and the fact that people are disagreeing with the idiotic posts is just fuel on the fire. You may, however, pilfer the image, bring it here, and make fun of it. Engaging the idiot in debate is one form of poop touching.

Strangely, this approach has never been shown to have any value, whereas annoying right-wingers and driving them to rage and extremism has demonstrable value. As Saint John Boyega said, "bring the baddies out of their hole."

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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Venom Snake posted:

SA destroyed the conservative attempt at making a new facebook by flooding it with Hitlers and gay interracial porn.

Somehow I forgot about that, despite possibly being involved in some way.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
Live from Malheur National Wildlife Refuge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMl00VrPExc

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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Rhesus Pieces posted:

Has anyone actually taken their side yet? Where's that convoy of sympathizers we were told to expect by now?

youtube.com

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
That poor guy's face :(

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

LeoMarr posted:



They do have a point.

Not really, have you ever actually been to those areas? They are either amazing natural vistas that rednecks are unfit to set foot on, or big rocks.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
Oh no the federal government is protecting natural resources :freep:

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

sparatuvs posted:

wtf both of those are real guns.

How.

Nah just really expensive replicas

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
Gift-wrapped framed picture of a bullseye signed "Love, General Atomics MQ-9 Reaper"

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

It should be on a white gadsen underneath a cow.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
Yeah believe it or not guys, it's actually really hypocritical for bible militias who don't acknowledge the authority of the federal government to take SBA loans. There is no parallel to OWS because contrary to what Forbes and Fox News conditioned your pliable brain to believe, OWS didn't want to end capitalism or the government.

These slovenly ranchers don't know how to do anything but take. They're the actual moochers. You try to set up reasonable rules for them grazing on public land and they throw a loving fit and start wearing tricorn hats. They need to get put in prison, and fast.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

ChlamydiaJones posted:

I'm hoping to understand this;

"I have devised a magic spell to end the government."

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

quote:

This oath was quite the contrary that created a Sacred duty, to serve, protect and defend every single one of your citizens like a hen protects her chicks against all threats.

Hens do a pretty piss-poor job of protecting their chicks, as you'd expect of a creature bred to eat grain and do nothing hey wait a minute

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

This is just perfect, the smug militia member saying "I don't know, maybe they should stand up for their rights and they'd get it back" :3: SMASH CUT to crying Indian. This is the CNN equivalent of an orgasm.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Gorilla Salad posted:

A whole lot of people are asking why the government isn't blocking off the roads and therefore letting every chucklehead pass freely to and from the reserve.

Here's a google maps link to the place. Click it and just spin the camera around for a bit.

This is what you'll see:



(please note sniper post :downs:)



The entire place is flat and if the cops block off the roads, people will just drive over the grass and shrubs.

Do you really think that if they blocked the roads, these yokels would get creative and drive their trucks off road, in accordance with the purpose for which they are ostensibly marketed?

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
Then we'd all be treated to a live feed of the building's roof.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Popular Thug Drink posted:

no, it neatly solves the problem of "i want my ideological opponents to be punished on television, giving me spiritual catharsis"

Or even "white militias are dangerous and should be suppressed with violence"

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

the trump tutelage posted:

"Excessive state violence is a problem, but a more pressing problem is that excessive state violence isn't directed at my opponents."

"Black Lives Matter and white militias are equal, and merit equal responses."

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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Popular Thug Drink posted:

but it's not faaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrr

Only the thought of white men being arrested appears to inflame you with thoughts of fairness.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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Talmonis posted:

Good thing nobody is calling for violence. But a response beyond "no no no, please don't do that you naught boys." on TV would be nice.

I'm calling for their immediate arrest and hoping there is no violence. However, them being arrested is more important than there being no violence.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
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Salt Fish posted:

Why is arresting them today more valuable then arresting them in a month?


To keep things fresh in a bigot's head.

quote:

They serve the same sentence but one outcome is far less likely to involve people being killed. Do you place no value at all on the life of a criminal or the life of a police officer?

I place no value on the lives of white militia members. Do you?

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Venom Snake posted:

These guys don't have anti-tank mines and RPG's as far as I know so I don't see why they couldn't be taken peacefully by just driving an APC up and unload a bunch of cops in riot gear to pacify them.

Exactly, there's little risk. They'd be too busy crying and recording vlogs about how "this isn't America anymore" to shoulder a weapon. Perhaps a few of the most unhinged hangers-on like that serial drunk-driving tattoo artist would try to fight, that's what bullets are for.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Salt Fish posted:

Yes. If you feel there are classes of people who are life underserving of life then you should realistically seek professional mental health care.

I don't value the lives of ISIS militants either.

Sorry.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

cunny mcalister is literally afraid of the hillbillies lol

If you're not afraid of hillbillies, you and your family have lived a life of privilege.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Popular Thug Drink posted:

can you quote the post where i said this? i won't apologize for making fun of people who decry police brutality in some instances and encourage it in others

What would be brutal about it? You do an entry on the compound and arrest the terrorists at gunpoint. If they reach for one of those guns (not an airsoft gun, not a wallet or a butterknife, a real gun) then that's their own fault.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Popular Thug Drink posted:

bill cosby's never been prosecuted, obviously there's no double standard. bill cosby and tamir rice are equally related to a white militia standoff in oregon so i guess *heavy sigh* the truth is in the middle and the police are only half-racist

I sense a core of true belief in all this.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
Unit 1488.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Popular Thug Drink posted:

they've already said the one thing they worry about (want most in the world) is a waco-style siege

in this case, the best way to defuse it is to refuse to acknowledge that they pose any kind of a threat. imagine a suicide bomber walking around in a deserted public square scratching his head in confusion, that's these dudes right now

yeah, imagine a suicide bomber wandering around in a deserted public square, then a bunch more show up with their kids and boxes of russet potatoes and bags of dried apricots

"molon labe ackbar" -the suicide bomber's youtube channel

"good thing we didn't nip this in the bud" -officials

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Tin Gang posted:

Their plans are an idiot fantasy. This is the Zybourne Clock of armed resurrections.

Most nativist insurrections are an idiot fantasy, when you think about it

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Popular Thug Drink posted:

the sheriff has said "steps were underway to break the occupation and that the measures authorities were taking would "not be visible to the public"." so it's not like they're doing nothing, they're just not doing anything that's going to give these guys the media attention they crave

And doing a bang-up job, I have to say

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woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
I would of course prefer that the team who captures the militants not be as incompetent as the ATF. FBI's HRT could probably handle it pretty well, or heck even assembling a properly equipped team from all those agents hanging out in motels

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