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I am still trying to talk myself out of sending them a 5 lb bag of sugar free haribo bears with a bullshit letter about gummi bears being a favorite "Oscar Mike" snack for ARE TROOPS because of their durability and ability to keep energy levels up while walking patrol on the fence line or some poo poo to encourage them to just eat them by the handful.
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Jan 13, 2016 08:44
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skaboomizzy posted:Nah man, you gotta go gabber if you want to drive them out quickly. Bonus points if you set up speaker banks at such a distance that it's out of phase. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AguPH0XBxdw
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Jan 13, 2016 09:08
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If you can't get a laugh out of a bunch of goddamn hicks getting massive shits in a winterized cabin in the middle of January then there is no joy in your life, not even from dad jokes. At least I'm pretty sure the cabin is winterized. It was shut down for the winter, and I can only assume that means they turned off the water and drained the pipes to avoid/prevent freezing/bursting. If that's the case not only are they getting the demon poops, they're going to be doing it outside.
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Jan 13, 2016 18:56
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The gummi bears should be delivered by 4:30 PM Friday.
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old dog child posted:I don't think they'd ignore gummy bears. I just hope our lovely goon included a note describing his late nights guarding the FOB while munching on those to give him energy to fight turrists 
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I won't have time to see if they delivered the gummi bears today but I guess if I hear stuff on the news about a "dysentery outbreak" I'll know things went all right.
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I think the gummi bears may have been one of the packages in that fedex truck, depending on what time zone the timestamp on that tweet was. Says it was sent out for delivery at about 1 PM Oregon Time. I hope they aren't just categorically rejecting amazon packages
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As a Millennial I posted:Here's the guy getting arrested for stealing the trucks I like that the guy on the other side of the truck looks like he's talking all sorts of poo poo.
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As a Millennial I posted:Here's the good poo poo. The only term of his release was that he not "occupy federal land." I hope the cops are giving him an astounding amount of piss for that. "YOU HAD ONE JOB. ONE. JOB. AND STILL YOU hosed IT UP. BUT HEY THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU DO, YOU gently caress UP AT ALL TIMES DON'T YOU" Grem posted:The article says that the second guy was in the store already by the time the police got there. It's stupid hard to prosecute someone for driving a vehicle if you don't catch them driving the vehicle. That's why cops like to chase people and states have to pass laws outlawing high speed chases. Hell, even in my backwards-rear end state the cops will break off a chase if they pass 100 MPH (160.934 KPH/86.8976 KTS) and just have aircraft follow the fucker. FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Jan 16, 2016 |
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Edgar posted:I hope our heros form a rescue party. I hope they form a donner party
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The Larch posted:I hope they form a lemon party. They certainly have enough supplies to make it a hell of a lemon party
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Main Paineframe posted:Think the power company will send people without a police escort? They might, but then again if they do I'm sure they'll manage to find the two cops in the entire region who aren't bloodthirsty swine.
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Jan 16, 2016 01:21
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Bears have been delivered, signed for by "M. EMRY."
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I think M. EMRY is Michael Emry, some carpetbagger bloghound from Idaho who thinks he's the next Alex Jones. I'm hoping they aren't just shitcanning all amazon boxes. They're too desperate to reasonably do so but lol reasonably.
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Roland Jones posted:The video of Ritzheimer throwing the dildo and everything to the floor in a temper tantrum will last forever. Clearly the better investment.  he was a loving hair's breadth from losing his poo poo.
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The Larch posted:He was violating the terms of his probation. The terms of his probation being (I am not making GBS threads you) "Don't squat on federal land."
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Archibald Tuttle posted:Well, Pete's heading to the airfield to protest the FBI. Should be good. It'd be really funny if he ate a handful of sugar free gummi bears and got a bad case of volcano rear end right in the middle of his tantrum.
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As a Millennial I posted:Pete is on the phone demanding a Constitutional Sheriff to protect him from the fbi. lmao ~Be constitutional~
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SedanChair posted:I really don't want to make this point right now. But you've forced me to: Clearly, the plight of the black man in racist-rear end America ended on that very day.
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Jan 17, 2016 07:49
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If you expect to be shot at during a protest and you bring guns to shoot back then it isn't very loving peaceful.
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"I was going to clean my gun but I got oil all over my hands and couldn't work the slide to clear the chamber so I went outside and just magdumped into the air"
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Uh, there's a pretty big economic component to the sovcits because they believe the government has a big ol' deposit account in your name that you can claim with some weirdass forms and poo poo. Hucksters push it as a GRQ/debt/credit repair thing.
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Jan 17, 2016 21:23
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"Sit on all the dicks"
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Surstromming is not on Amazon and I only saw one Durian.
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"now these gentlemen have some points, but my point is that I want my public lands" e: OH poo poo INFORMANT PARANOIA
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Adenoid Dan posted:Environmental monitoring of any sort is not just wasteful to them any more, it's now actually corruption. OK. I'd settle for blaring Celine Dion music at them all day.
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UIApplication posted:Why is it That people with a fourth Grade education always capitaliza Random Words on social Media Schizotek posted:And the capitalization thing people mentioned is just something schizos tend to do even when they aren't babbling about the CIA trying to assassinate them by slipping an empty Monster can underneath their brake pedal. It's "this represents a concept related to but not identical to this words textbook meaning, but I don't have a separate word for what I'm trying to describe so I'll turn it into a proper noun to distinguish that", as opposed to just trying to make it look scary. Normal people do it too but it's practically a schizophrenia trademark.
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Perfectly Safe posted:Anaesthetists are specialised medical professionals who still very occasionally kill people even though they have pretty perfect real-time control over dosage. This happened in Russia, by the way. It isn't theorycraft. Spetznaz gassed a theater wherein people were being held hostage by Chechen militants, killed a bunch of people with fentanyl OD.
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Yeah, even in institutional facilities they need to be able to restrain patients as needed until an emergency tranquilizer/antipsychotic kicks in. There's no drug that really takes someone (or a tiger or whatever) down on anything not measured in minutes. If you have an IV in and something is being delivered via drip that's delivery right into the vein and not a hypo into an asscheek or whatever avails itself, so it isn't like what people experience during surgery where you could back from 10 and maybe make it to 5. If someone is thrashing around you don't exactly have the ability to find a vein and calmly inject. You're probably going for the butt or the thigh, hopefully avoiding bone. (My brother and his wife were quasi-institutional foster parents before they got pregnant a few months back - family teachers is the official term - and they had this stuff drilled into their heads but relied mainly on deescalation by talking. The wife is an institutional counselor for adolescents and deals with the kids who have court ordered meds and essentially aren't emotionally capable of handling the outside world absent long-term facility treatment, she's had to hold kids down and have them tranquilized on a couple occasions but even in that setting it's rare because of how unreliable it is - at best it's going to just calm them down so they aren't a danger to themselves and then they talk with them - and that doesn't even have the crazy amount of variables gassing someone does.)
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"TVOI" is a sovcit blog, by the way. The guy who signed for my gummi bears runs it.  http://tvoinews.com/podcasts-2/michael-emry-founder/ FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Jan 19, 2016 |
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Crain posted:Hey, pulling out is against their religion. I thought that was the only legit option, but that might be Catholics.
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Bast Relief posted:It's like when your bratty little sister gets into your closet. She treats your stuff poorly while she tries to play big-girl and acts like she's pulling it off (she's not, she's ruining everything) meanwhile mom is telling you to ignore her and she'll go away (she doesn't.) Which is why you unlatch her seatbelt and then make your mother swerve into a lightpost next time you go to the store.
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Crabtree posted:Maybe it'll be if you're white its alright for you to just gently caress around with other people. Maybe seizing pieces of federal property will be the mass shootings of 2016. It's be neat if the feds sued these fucks (well, their estates) for seizing federal bullets within their person.
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I didn't know occupy oakland was set up in fruitvale station.
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Abner Cadaver II posted:"They might not be nutritious, but at least these gummi bears are filling." Please for the love of god let this be an actual quote. (I doubt it is but the image of these shitters eating handfuls of diarrhea bears not aware of the fresh hell awaiting them is funny)
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So they raised these shitters en route to their fabled county sheriff, highest official in the land? if that's the case so it makes them think their homeboy sold them down the river.
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blablablabla posted:Could use this as a good X files episode It was called "Home."
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Grem posted:Pete getting called a crisis actor, holy poo poo. mbison-yes.gif
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