|
That's right goons! I'll be your forums girlfriend / boyfriend for only $7.99 a month! Want to go exclusive? Only $10.00 and you have me all to yourself!  Include me in your posts about our relationship so others know you're no longer alone! If you're interested speak here! Think about the envy you'll get to be of every poster talking about how you and Microwave's mom hit it off!
|
#
?
Jan 3, 2016 19:17
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 12, 2024 16:14 |
|
|
I'm interested but I have one important question first:
|
|
#
?
Jan 3, 2016 19:18
|
|
|
My Rhythmic Crotch posted:I'm interested but I have one important question first: Don't be shy! Ask away!
|
|
#
?
Jan 3, 2016 19:18
|
|
|
How often will you emptyquote me
|
|
#
?
Jan 3, 2016 19:26
|
|
|
do you do anal?
|
|
#
?
Jan 3, 2016 19:26
|
|
|
dont say yeah if you'll try once and then never again we just need an honest answer is all 
|
|
#
?
Jan 3, 2016 19:30
|
|
|
Rutibex posted:do you do anal? Sorry bae, that's for really special goons.  Dr Cheeto posted:How often will you emptyquote me That depends! Heehee! I will however let you quote me and namedrop me constantly as being your beloved.
|
|
#
?
Jan 3, 2016 19:30
|
|
|
no thanks
|
|
#
?
Jan 3, 2016 19:31
|
|
|
ill pay you in tiny balls of dust i found on the floor. i will send you 400 balls per month. whats your mailing address
|
|
#
?
Jan 3, 2016 19:32
|
|
|
Enfield posted:ill pay you in tiny balls of dust i found on the floor. i will send you 400 balls per month. whats your mailing address Sorry US dollars only!
|
|
#
?
Jan 3, 2016 19:33
|
|
|
Wanna see that rear end before I commit.
|
|
#
?
Jan 3, 2016 19:33
|
|
|
Wicker Man posted:Wanna see that rear end before I commit. Oh? 
|
|
#
?
Jan 3, 2016 19:35
|
|
|
This image is old! What are you hiding  ?
|
|
#
?
Jan 3, 2016 19:37
|
|
|
Wicker Man posted:This image is old! What are you hiding 
|
|
#
?
Jan 3, 2016 19:42
|
|
|
"Tank rear end"
|
|
#
?
Jan 3, 2016 19:53
|
|
|
I'll be your SA boyfriend for only $5.99. The invisible hand of the market will sort this out for us.
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2016 00:15
|
|
|
What if I just tell people you're my forums girlfriend, what are you gonna do about it
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2016 00:17
|
|
|
Aralan posted:What if I just tell people you're my forums girlfriend, what are you gonna do about it thats rape
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2016 00:19
|
|
|
do you take equivalent-value TF2 hats as payment?
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2016 00:58
|
|
|
Do we get a refund if you get probated?
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2016 01:00
|
|
Enfield posted:thats rape Thanks Obama
|
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2016 01:24
|
|
|
Solice Kirsk posted:I'll be your SA boyfriend for only $5.99. The invisible hand of the market will sort this out for us. i mean you got a cute bishie avatar so that's a pretty big plus, more than Microwaves Mom has
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2016 04:41
|
|
|
Solice Kirsk posted:I'll be your SA boyfriend for only $5.99. The invisible hand of the market will sort this out for us. Yes, but you're not microwave's mom. Aralan posted:What if I just tell people you're my forums girlfriend, what are you gonna do about it laugh at you and say you have a tiny winky that can't get up. Bloomington posted:do you take equivalent-value TF2 hats as payment? If I can sell them for 10 dollars maybe. natetimm posted:Do we get a refund if you get probated? Hmmm assuming I don't get probated on your half maybe.
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2016 04:43
|
|
|
q for either one of you: can we roleplay as my favorite animes, it's very important
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2016 04:43
|
|
|
Parallel Paraplegic posted:q for either one of you: can we roleplay as my favorite animes, it's very important You can call me whatever anime wife you want. Or pretend I'm playing ponies with you.
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2016 04:44
|
|
|
How many tokens for used panties
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2016 04:45
|
|
|
MrChupon posted:How many tokens for used panties I will send you used panties if you pay 50 dollars and for shipping and for the panties of course.
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2016 04:46
|
|
|
will you leave your webcam on so i can watch you sleep?
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2016 04:46
|
|
|
Microwaves Mom posted:You can call me whatever anime wife you want. Or pretend I'm playing ponies with you. um my favorite animes are all yaois, my forums anime girlfriend should know this
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2016 04:46
|
|
|
Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:will you leave your webcam on so i can watch you sleep? I've thought about doing this anyways to see what the gently caress happens around me while I sleep. So maybe.
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2016 04:46
|
|
|
Solice Kirsk posted:I'll be your SA boyfriend for only $5.99. The invisible hand of the market will sort this out for us. Will the invisible hand crank me off?
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2016 04:47
|
|
|
Parallel Paraplegic posted:um my favorite animes are all yaois, my forums anime girlfriend should know this Well I would know it if you hired me, but you haven't! Also sure whatever works for you. I'll be the pico to your pikachu.
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2016 04:48
|
|
|
show us ur feet
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2016 04:53
|
|
|
Top City Homo posted:show us ur feet 
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2016 05:02
|
|
|
sorry op im looking for more of a forums mom who will clean up my messes and tell me im cool when people laugh at me
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2016 05:02
|
|
|
A misanthrope posted:sorry op im looking for more of a forums mom who will clean up my messes and tell me im cool when people laugh at me I offer that package too. Although I may passive aggressively leave notes about your dirty forum laundry!
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2016 05:04
|
|
|
Microwaves Mom posted:I offer that package too. Although I may passive aggressively leave notes about your dirty forum laundry! um dont judge but can the girlfriend and mom packages be combined, please dont kink shame.
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2016 05:05
|
|
|
Microwaves Mom posted:I offer that package too. Although I may passive aggressively leave notes about your dirty forum laundry! awesome. i will inform my real mom shes loving fired
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2016 05:06
|
|
|
dreezy posted:um dont judge but can the girlfriend and mom packages be combined, please dont kink shame. that might have to be in the exclusive package. A misanthrope posted:awesome. i will inform my real mom shes loving fired now, now she buys those nice eggo waffles you like for you.
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2016 05:10
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 12, 2024 16:14 |
|
|
a/s/l pics??
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2016 05:11
|
|
