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Enfield posted:now youre a man scout which means it's now his turn to molest the boy scouts. we won't have any of those on our island so he needs to stay home and do his duty. oh poo poo page 3, gotta give the people an update. currently only confirmed island members are myself, a starwar betamax and Professor Shark. dreezy fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Jan 5, 2016 |
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Dibs on head of security and secret security. I have no qualms crushing anyone.
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Jan 5, 2016 23:09
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dreezy posted:which means it's now his turn to molest the boy scouts. we won't have any of those on our island so he needs to stay home and do his duty. Screw you dad, I'm not gonna take my place in the circle of life.
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How will we maintain our society ?? We need women of course. Are there nearby islands we can raid and kill the men ?
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Decebal posted:How will we maintain our society ?? We need women of course. Are there nearby islands we can raid and kill the men ? lol if you dont think this will end up as a bunch of starving goons butt loving each other
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i have seen the sea before and will be able to identify it for you. i also know all of its dastardly tricks.
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Decebal posted:How will we maintain our society ?? We need women of course. Are there nearby islands we can raid and kill the men ? no women allowed, nor any gays. i don't care what happens to the world after i leave it.
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A misanthrope posted:lol if you dont think this will end up as a bunch of starving goons butt loving each other I'm counting on it :bigtran:
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Jan 5, 2016 23:13
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dreezy posted:no women allowed, nor any gays. i don't care what happens to the world after i leave it. Elliot Rodgers Island is coming along nicely.
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Jan 5, 2016 23:16
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dreezy posted:no women allowed, nor any gays. i don't care what happens to the world after i leave it. I say we kill this monk wannabe and rule the island like a roving pack of pirates. Who's with me !?
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Jan 5, 2016 23:19
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Tenzarin posted:Elliot Rodgers Island is coming along nicely. if a woman or a gay can manage to overcome my predjudices they can be the scrappy underdog success story of the island and perhaps we will all learn to enjoy sexual congress together.
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Jan 5, 2016 23:19
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I know how to build stuff out of bamboo, and work at a distillery. If you let me on the island I can totally brew us some sweet island booze. Only if I get my own private beach though.
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Jan 5, 2016 23:23
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oh now i know what this is reminding me of
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A misanthrope posted:oh now i know what this is reminding me of We're just trying to get back to our noble hunter gatherer roots. When people respected nature and each other. (also no gluten !!  )
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Jan 5, 2016 23:30
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I can blindly follow orders and can be used to clear ww2 Japanese landmines and see if the caverns on the island are safe.
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Jan 5, 2016 23:32
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how will this lord of the flies thing go down when everyone is Piggy?
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ikanreed posted:I was once a boy scout. then i got kicked out for piledriving a shithead of a preteen into a concrete floor
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Jan 5, 2016 23:35
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I'm a natural giant and I will only cannibalize your enemies when it comes time to start cannibalizing.
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A misanthrope posted:oh now i know what this is reminding me of so you're saying you're good at bbq? welcome aboard, chef a misanthrope!
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Jan 5, 2016 23:39
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yo let me get in on this poo poo dawg sounds dopeeee
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Speaking of dope, we can't become some weedless loosers.
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I'm a bit like an emoji taken human form
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yeah that's a good question what is the plan for getting resources such as drugs and other necessities to the island thing
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Jan 5, 2016 23:47
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To up the ante: I can also throw in a case of mozzarella sticks
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Jan 5, 2016 23:48
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dreezy posted:so you're saying you're good at bbq? welcome aboard, chef a misanthrope! BAM! you know i'll be kickin it up a notch 
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Jan 5, 2016 23:49
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anyone who can supply illegal drugs for the whole commune is immediately accepted and promoted to the position of Sargent 420 Blazelord.
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Jan 5, 2016 23:51
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I know how to grow and properly cure weed also how to make basement wine. I feel both of these skills would be a valuable asset
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Jan 5, 2016 23:58
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oh and magic mushrooms too
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i can foment a marxist revolution against you, do you have a guy for that yet?
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Jan 6, 2016 00:02
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Special skills: - Burrowing - Making lists
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I have watched EVERY season of Survivor.
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Jan 6, 2016 00:26
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fair warning, my pirate crew will be raiding your island
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we arr butt pirates
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Jan 6, 2016 00:33
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Slothgate posted:I have watched EVERY season of Survivor. want to make an alliance? I have a hidden immunity idol, I can't show it to you right now with the rest of the thread watching, but you can take my word for it, I'm solid
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I can also be a p good DM for the island's new D&DL
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I spit acid and am very good at burrowing.
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how will internet be delivered to the island. i can swim i ifgure i can get down there and hook up some cables
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thathonkey posted:how will internet be delivered to the island. i can swim i ifgure i can get down there and hook up some cables read the OP, there's a spot reserved for whoever can figure that out.
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dreezy posted:read the OP, there's a spot reserved for whoever can figure that out. ah i almost always skip the op it's an essential element of my posting style so i apologize
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thathonkey posted:ah i almost always skip the op it's an essential element of my posting style so i apologize you got moxie, kid. I'm putting you on the "will consider" list.
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