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dreezy posted:read the OP, there's a spot reserved for whoever can figure that out. Satellite internet and a bunch of generators.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Satellite internet and a bunch of generators. generators powers by..........?
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Kidnapping young and able children so we have slave labor. I ruin people's lives for a living (a lawyer) so its not that big of a big stretch.
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The Island of Doctor Morose
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I'm good at cooking eggs can I be official egg cook?
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dreezy posted:if a woman or a gay can manage to overcome my predjudices they can be the scrappy underdog success story of the island and perhaps we will all learn to enjoy sexual congress together. hah good luck with that, when the fierce warriors of lady basketball island show up with the fleet of outrigger jeeps looking to trade for your most virile men and your prettiest seashells you're not going to have any interpreters or culturally attuned diplomats, and you're gonna say something that pisses them off like "well biologically speaking women dont have as much upper body strength" and they're going to cut you down where you stand and as u bleed out in the turquoise waters like magellan in the phillipines im going to be standing there going "i told you so, i told you so" because all i wanted was some loving seashells you jerk
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I'll pay  to get in on this island infested with goons and probably starve to death along with you guys. We can eat the more corpulent first but we all know where this island is headed.Sweat. Cannibalism and then some poor bastard is going to discover an island full of whale skeletons. But is
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I'm pretty great at typing useless data in excel then print out that data and filing it away. And after about 2 months I can take those files and put it in box. The box will be put somewhere out of sight. Once there are too many boxes I can open up each box to figured out what the contents are then ship them to a storage facility. Then I take the data of what is in the boxes and put it into an excel file. Sometimes I make coffee.
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Wtf i can build you things and you don't want me? Heck i even have very basic anamal handling skills so i can help out on the farm in my down time. I am also very strong so i can bully any nerds trying to get into the hottest clubs. I got a big dick too if that counts for anything.
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Jukeboxblues posted:Wtf i can build you things and you don't want me? Heck i even have very basic anamal handling skills so i can help out on the farm in my down time. I am also very strong so i can bully any nerds trying to get into the hottest clubs. I got a big dick too if that counts for anything. how big cause if it's too much bigger than mine I might get intimidated.
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let me in and i will be in charge of all burrito operations thank you in advance for your consideration
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as i pointed out in the second post of this thread i have good sources and lots of experience transporting drugs, i feel that i am uniquely qualified to help bring this project together. attached you will find my resume and a copy of my FBI file
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if you give me the exact coordinates of the island i can start charting the network topography needed to bring a low grade EDGE network signal in via buoyed mini cell tower relays in the ocean from the closest land nation with open internet access. before you ask yes tor will be available you idiot goons
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avg SA page would take about 5 min to load not too shabby we might overload the network if more than like .... hrmm i think really just one person at a time actually should use the network once i have it up and running. it's ok though i am an engineer for sure. hey how are we looking on the durgs sitch? nahmean?
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I've played like 30 hours in "The Forest" so I think I know how to build shacks out of lumber. I'll be your foreman.
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ive arranged for a shipping container of diverted pharmaceuticals to "wash up" on the main beach
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guess I'm being a bit too picky with my migrant policies. next round of accepted citizens: 12gaugelobotomy: venture capital Shwqa: intern Jukeboxblues: construction foreman Chinaman: burrito man the great deceiver: drug man that honkey: internet service provider also holding a vote on whether to let women and gays in and appoint whoflungpoop as lead amazon warrior.
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I'll be the bartender.
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I'm a pilot so I can fly and get supplies. Also we can reenact our favourite scenes from tales of the Golden monkey
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Yay I made the cut! Where is my gun? I say we let gays on the island but not women. We could have a corner the gay tourism market. I know how to do social media marketing.
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I can raise friendly rats to do our bidding
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dreezy posted:how big cause if it's too much bigger than mine I might get intimidated. 6ft but built like a (fat) ox.
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I can smoke cigars and do a decent new jersy mobster voice.
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i build houses and stuff and one time i had a dream that i detached my own cock and sucked it and it was not that bad until i cummed so i guess that can be my backup skillset
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Jukeboxblues posted:I can smoke cigars and do a decent new jersy mobster voice. you're already in m8 but this new information helps you fit your job better.
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dreezy posted:you're already in m8 but this new information helps you fit your job better. Hell yeah
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i do a wicked godfather impression i dunno how that fits into the list but since the other dude on the island can do new jersey mobster could make for some funny improv or whatever i dunno
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Im gonna make a garbage island like china and live on that by myself theb
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I'm a 12 year old girl. Do I get access to goon island?
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are we all onboard with posession of anime resulting in summary execution?
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the great deceiver posted:are we all onboard with posession of anime resulting in summary execution? idk one punch man is pretty good
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the great deceiver posted:are we all onboard with posession of anime resulting in summary execution? does spiderman count as anime.
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the great deceiver posted:are we all onboard with posession of anime resulting in summary execution? yea and start with anyone who disagrees imho
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dreezy posted:does spiderman count as anime. that will be for you to discuss with the council of elders
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the great deceiver posted:are we all onboard with posession of anime resulting in summary execution? *nods*
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hey man, i can bring nunjas to the table on this one. you know? an elite corps of sexy vatican assassins with nothing to lose? as long as my nunjas are around, you'll be safe from all those power hungry generals trying to coup you.
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Infinite Karma posted:hey man, i can bring nunjas to the table on this one. you're just gonna coup me with ur ninjas. and ninjas are anime.
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i'm also buying an island and the number one thing I need iswhoflungpoop posted:big tits
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I am glad to be accepted as the head chef and head brewer. Dreezy as there is only 24hours in a day I think we may need to get a gardener and a fisherman aswell. 
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