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welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

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screen shot taken just now



this is the current doobies fb page

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KIDS!!!(Comes with canned drink)

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Rambling Robot posted:

(prices are subject to change )

*black man walks into the dog hut*

doobs: that'll be $54 american to get that dog "lynching" free if you know what i mean
*brandishes a tire iron and tasha's jaw*

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Aug 1, 2006

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doobie doin good ill buy a doobs franchise what is the initial investment like $40 or something? where do i get my WINGS and COLA in the bottle

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Aug 1, 2006

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$106 millions united stateds dollars for doobies doogs in space

one hundred million eggs

dogs with mac and chili

chilimac dogs

stacks opon stanks of pancakes

hours changing more than the promises and stretch goals

menus come and go but the shack is forever

get yuour spaceship oil changed and get free wings

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Aug 1, 2006

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Eonwe posted:

What the gently caress is this

wilted lettuce

tomato

fake shredded mix cheese

cut up chicken tendies

no dressing

no pepper

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Aug 1, 2006

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in other words a salad you invalid

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i am skeptical i dont see a funeral home anywhere on the map near the doghouse

i bet hes making it up and is just closing because he buys 40 pounds of wings and never sells them

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i mean i conducted a scientific search on google maps and street view and that is pretty conclusive

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Boinks posted:

*ring ring*
Doob: Hello?
Landlord: Wayne, the funeral home next door needs a bigger parking lot, you're out at the end of the month
Doob: Ok, thanks
*click*

lol

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Aug 1, 2006

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the multitude of doobie threads have produced some good and funny artwork and photoshops and rap music

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Chill la Chill posted:

Gonna eat a hot dog with melted cheese on saturday

its not a faithful recreation unless the cheese is not melted and the mustard is slopplily appliesd

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Aug 1, 2006

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some classic doobie facebook posts for nostalgia






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other than that initial goon trip did anyone else ever actually go to the shack????????????

i feel like someone should go there by the end of the week and buy some of his final goods and get there oil change

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Tenzarin posted:

Hang on theres not even a funeral home near the doghouse, this i a trick on sa.

thats what i said like 2 pages ago

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Aug 1, 2006

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http://www.doobiesdoghouse.com/

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Clochette posted:



Not with a bang, but with a whimper.

the clock repair man the auto repair man the sewer man the dog man hes doin whatever man










floor pizza

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Aug 1, 2006

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Madcosby posted:

wait he was renting his space and installed a vent hood

he spent many $k dollars on that hood maybe he will get that money back out

lol

like he even considered it or thought that far ahead

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Aug 1, 2006

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someone post the doobie wang picture while people are reposting pictures

i havent seen that since one of the original doobie threads

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Aug 1, 2006

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if ol doobs really is getting kicked out its actually kind of depressing because one way or the other he did put some actual work and effort into the place and presumably ran it as an ongoing concern for nearly 2 whole years

granted, he only put in a modicum of effort and failed on numerous fronts and fully failed to grasp the concept of owning and running a business, but he did actually keep it sort of going for a while

so despite all his failngs he actually did something which is better than otehrs in reform can say

it almost sucks that he is so dim witted that he didnt get a lease agreement or an attorney or something to fight for his right to keep the shack open

however, as otehrs have said, he likley doesnt want to keep the shack open or has simply run out of money and this is his easy way out

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Boinks posted:

I still don't see anything near Doob's that could be a funeral home.

Unless....they want more parking for the flower shop? Makes sense for a funeral home owner to also own the town's flower shop. lol

it did say new funeral home so maybe either google maps hasnt updated or the funeral home moved into the flower shop

it could also be that the two bank buildings just down the street are expanding into the funeral business because it is a new funeral home

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Aug 1, 2006

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doobie closing is just bonkers

b-o-n-k-e-r-s

which is a word only one of these two could spell



the pickens county herald is pretty bad imho

e: this was a front page article

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Aug 1, 2006

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revmoo posted:

kill all these people

no because dont kill swbm he is in that picture but yes kill many of the others

also saltlick is ok i t hink

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WhyteRyce posted:

Odds on doobs canceling any standing orders with his supplier?

ppfffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttt hahahahahahaha

what

like

who

wow

who do you thnink you are dealing with

fffffffffffffffffhahahahaha

"standing orders"

get the gently caress out of here

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Aug 1, 2006

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Microwaves Mom posted:

Doobies
Dead
House



buns too large

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CrashCat posted:

We couldn't get anyone to go in two years, it's not loving happening

im surprised that not a single goon lives within 30-45 minutes of reform and could make a lunch trip over there one weekend day

im not surprised that no one went

im just surprised that no one was close

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Aug 1, 2006

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*wayne robinson lgos into his computer*
*goes to amazon dot com*
*types "coke meberobillia" into the serach bar*
*buys the top 100 best sellers*

look its like a diner in here like an old timey diner

*doesnt get a coke fountain because hes a halfwit moron*

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Aug 1, 2006

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wait does he live at the shack

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Aug 1, 2006

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otherwise why does the shack having bread and milk mean anything to his family at home


unless hes using his business supplies for personal use

totally fuckingup his taxes

god who loving knows

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Aug 1, 2006

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irs man - *uhh mr robinson you know you cant claim all of thse suplies as a business expense and then just eat them at home right, you have to pay your business for those*


doobie - blank stare

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Aug 1, 2006

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bethca dollars to donuts that there is and never was a separate entity, even on paper



e: yeah the alabama secretary of state lists no doobies dog house doobies or anythign like that in reform

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Aug 1, 2006

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literally every grocery store in my area is running out of milk, bread, and cheese even though the longest city-wide lockdown from snow ever was only 3-4 days. like, jesus, how much of that stuff do you go through???

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Aug 1, 2006

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FrankieGoes posted:

Landlord lied.

Dreams dun died.

doobie clear out im putting in a parking lot

this is a landlord

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Aug 1, 2006

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FrankieGoes posted:

Well, let me have a look at your menu. Hmmm, I think I'll have three slices of white bread, and a side of milk. Do you have it in the carton?

no but you can get some eggs in the carton i have 3-21/2 left

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DoctorStrangelove posted:

I used to work at The Store and holy poo poo these people are insanely stupid. We've never had roads get shut down for more than 24 hours, and that happened in like 2002 or some poo poo. It's not 1870 any more you shitfucks.

whats really funny is that there is usually plenty of canned goods left that nobody buys because even though we dont have power or whatever lets buy these perisbile goods and not anythign that will last for more than a day in the event of an actual emergency

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