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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Bregor posted:



Great pic Doob, keep on slingin' them dogs

Wait, those dogs and buns are the same size. :raise: What happened to classic 2.0 dogs?


Remember when he shrunk the buns and claimed his customers liked it that way? Did the buns get longer again, or did the meat get smaller to match the buns?

LOL, dogs keep shrinking but the high prices stay the same.

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Oct 4, 2008

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GrimGypsy posted:

does anyone have a link to the last and/or best doober thread?

Last one is here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749058&pagenumber=1 The deceptive title made it hard to find.

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Oct 4, 2008

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I thought the hotdog shack was his lifelong dream though? Why did he dump it on employees and move over to light duty mechanics as soon as he could?

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Oct 4, 2008

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Erath posted:

I'm pretty sure crash cat banned himself from this thread and cried tears to get it closed starwars Betamax please ban him tia

No, as I recall it was when some doobie-hating mod was being heavy handed, and banned (or maybe probated?) him for posting in a doobie thread. Maybe for starting the thread or being the top poster? IDK. And then CC asked if he could come back if he promised never to post in the doobie thread again. Being punished for doobie-posting broke his brain or something, and that's when he started campaigning against doobie threads.


Actually, never mind. I can find no evidence that any of this actually happened, so maybe I dreamed the whole thing. :shrug:

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Oct 4, 2008

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skaboomizzy posted:

Tried buying Krispy Kreme donuts for weekend breakfast, failed

Tried actual hot breakfast, failed

Now he wants to fix your car and/or build you a custom engine (NO COMBOS)

Maybe Doob should try Filipino food. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3760636

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Oct 4, 2008

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A Neurotic Jew posted:

I call bullshit on the funeral home initiating talks with the landlord. The landlord was probably weirded out by his land turning into some gay automotive factory thoughtlessly combined with a hotdog stand that sells bags of chicken by the pound soon before going rancid. He probably went out of his way looking for someone to sell it to.

I don't remember the doghouse having a filthy trench in the middle.

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Oct 4, 2008

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CrashCat posted:

There's no facebook page for the oil change place so we'll never know :iiam:

https://www.facebook.com/WestAlabamaAutomotive/

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Oct 4, 2008

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DanAdamKOF posted:

Didn't his kickstarter say he can store everything in a shed and try again later if he fails?

That's when his lifelong dream was to be a hotdog man. A few months ago he mostly turned the doghouse over to employees/Tasha so he could spend his days doing oil changes and tinkering with his own truck instead of standing over a hot grill all day. Seems like he was looking for an excuse, letting the shack just limp along until something 'forced' him to close without it being his own failure.

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Oct 4, 2008

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Chill la Chill posted:

wtf this is the doobie doghouse memorial thread show some respect

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Oct 4, 2008

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Jst0rm posted:

I bet doob never paid 1 tax on his busienssS.

Of course not. You have to make a profit to pay taxes.

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Oct 4, 2008

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The Saurus posted:

http://doobies-doghouse.wikia.com/wiki/HB_Steak

Reminder that all Doobie needed to be successful was serve HB steak all the time because every single person was crying out for it. Instead he dickishly enforced a 12-3 once per week policy because he was too lazy to take their money. gently caress you Doobs.

Everyone update the Doobiepedia, we can complete it all now.

And then copy it all to here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2466

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Oct 4, 2008

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Heath posted:

I legitimately wonder how many people would donate to save the dog house at this point. Like even just to keep the laughs comin

Hot Dogs don't seem essential to the laughs, and all evidence suggests he is sick to death of standing over a grill all day a few hours a day.

Doobie needs to get a Patreon, and a blog. Every day he makes a short post about what he's been up to that day. Whether that's working at the oil shop, or todays excuse for closing the business and loving off. Once a week: a video. Could be a rap, a rant, a cooking demonstration, or just sitting in front of the camera saying whatever comes to mind for 5 minutes. Show off his paintings. Show off his rims and rebuilt engine. I, for one, want to know who Doobie favors in the republican primaries. The best part is nobody in Reform needs to know about it, if he doesn't want them to. It can totally stay between Doobie and his internet fans.

Now y'all might think there aren't enough doobfans in the world to pay enough to make it worth his while. I'll just point out that Shmorky gets $817 US dollars a month just to live his dream. https://www.patreon.com/shmorky?ty=h If Shmorky can do it, Doobie can do it. He's a renaissance man.

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Oct 4, 2008

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Nearly at the end now. :patriot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

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Oct 4, 2008

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A failed hotdog shack is definitely not a joke, and I have no intention of making light of it. And it can be a tough and emotional thing for couples to go through, speaking from personal experience. And I know that it's often much harder on the woman than on the man. However, I also know that it doesn't necessarily turn you into a sad, depressed sack of tears for the rest of your life. People can move past it, and heal.

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Oct 4, 2008

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