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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
When I was younger there was a period of time when whenever I saw someone with blue eyes it'd freak me out. It felt like they didn't have a soul when you looked into their eyes or that they were barely human. Alexandra Daddario gives me that feeling now. I'm convinced she's a succubus.

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


they cure for that is that you cum right in there eye op, just spray it right in there

www
Aug 4, 2010

i would allow Alexandra Daddario to suck my soul out through my penis

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


you manufacture soul in your ballsack

ehhhhhhnnnnnn
Jun 3, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
where did you find this picture of me, the hot girl

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


www posted:

i would allow Alexandra Daddario to suck my soul out through my penis

her fangs deflate your penis like a balloon and she's like, that happened, deal with it!!!

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
if you've got anything but blue eyes, you're black

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

if you've got anything but blue eyes, you're black

There's blue eyed 1/2 and 1/4 black people put there tpo

Show us the nips

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

Did the film Village of the Damned give you the creeps, OP?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I have blue eyes

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



that succubus could succ my bus
by which i mean my penis
as i do not currently own a bus

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



When I was a little kid I thought white people looked kind of weird and sickly. Like someone drained the color out of their skin or something. Also that ruddy kind of white reminded me of pigs

(Not racist I swear)

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I have blue eyes but I think green eyes are also very very pretty

sorry not everyone can have doodoo brown eyes op but I am glad you got over your fear of cool eyes

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
According to Wiki, blue eyes aren't actually colored blue, it's just an effect of the optics in there. Like the sky.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i would not date a woman with brown eyes, or the ones with dull grey eyes who claim they are blue

nor a man without bright blue skies or emerald gems

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

I have blue eyes but I think green eyes are also very very pretty

sorry not everyone can have doodoo brown eyes op but I am glad you got over your fear of cool eyes

look at my beautiful eyes, they're the color of poo

haha lol no

it's blue or nothing baby

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



With people with light-colored eyes you can see their pupils dilate and contract all the time

Unlike my dark soulless orbs

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Poo eyes? Please. We have evolved BEYOND the need for poo eyes.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Poo eyes? Please. We have evolved BEYOND the need for poo eyes.

My shiteyes are a bit less light sensitive :smug:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Actually Blue-Eyed people are descendants of the original Atlanteans and are quite possibly the only humans with souls, OP.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
I have kind of a dull grey blue that makes it looks like I've seen some poo poo but allegedly my eyes become more bright when i'm feeling passionate. Googling around it seems like eyes changing color with moods isn't really a thing but there are a couple factors like pupil dilation or w/e that affect the color people see so eh.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
The aliens walk among us.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
bleach your eyes and your rear end in a top hat to join the upper echelons

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



I like blue eyes (and have them myself) but I always found Meg Foster's eyes a little creepy.
(the female lead in They Live)

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Gotta hit that Spice if you want the real blue eyes.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
It's a genetic defect.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
my eyes are either hazel or green, nobody can tell me which

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

my eyes are either hazel or green, nobody can tell me which

not blue, who cares

go back to africa

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

babies can have beautiful emerald green shits but i have only once had a sparkling blue dump

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



subhuman filth posted:

i have only once had a sparkling blue dump

Eat a lot of Flintstones Fruity Pebbles cereal

That happened to me when I was 6

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

goddamn that rules

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
If your eyes are brown then lol

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

my eyes are either hazel or green, nobody can tell me which

If no one can agree it's definitely hazel.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pv8mCHbOrs

Some teacher lady back in the 70s did an experiment where she got a bunch of kids to hate each other for having the wrong eye color

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Blue eyed devil checking in to freak you the gently caress out.

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

like 90% of white people have blue or green eyes lol stop trying to humblebrag about it

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Macnult posted:

Did the film Village of the Damned give you the creeps, OP?

nah but black mass reminded of my old fear

Buller
Nov 6, 2010
My grandmother once told me you can't trust people with brown eyes.

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
i see how the aryan race can seem intimidating

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Buller posted:

My grandmother once told me you can't trust people with brown eyes.

your grandma was a racist

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