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ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

it cracks me up that the reason open carry is illegal in california is b/c saint reagan (pbuh) didn't like the black panthers protesting all gunned up and scaring whitey

This is the origin of the gun-control movement in the US. Which is pretty much the biggest growing :ironicat: possible.

Shaggar posted:

pocket knives are hella useful

Yep.

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atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
i carried a pocket knife to open boxes and cut wires at work but i lost it after like a week

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
pocket knives are handy

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
leatherman micro supremacy

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

leatherman micro supremacy

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

leatherman micro supremacy

i call my penis larry v:shobon:v

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
my work gave me a p deece leatherman for xmas

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
Nunchucks only

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
i carry a giant 7" knife in my pocket b/c i am a loving poor that takes the bus to work graveyard from an "ethnic" neighborhood in los angeles. but i am 6'7" so im not sure how much it would help against getting shot

that said, its p. great and i would recommend you exercising your consistiutional rights to carry a knife so you can be literally lined up against a wall every time the cops see it sticking out of your pocket / wonder what this white guy is doing here this late at night

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

du -hast posted:

i carry a giant 7" knife in my pocket b/c i am a loving poor that takes the bus to work graveyard from an "ethnic" neighborhood in los angeles. but i am 6'7" so im not sure how much it would help against getting shot

that said, its p. great and i would recommend you exercising your consistiutional rights to carry a knife so you can be literally lined up against a wall every time the cops see it sticking out of your pocket / wonder what this white guy is doing here this late at night

lol

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004

yard salad posted:

i live in the midwest, so nearly all of my friends, IT and otherwise, are silicon-valley type libertarians, with a few nutjob coiners thrown in.

weirdly enough only guy i know that's into guns is a really liberal air force officer,, go figture

I also live in the Midwest and nearly all my friends are dirty socialists, especially the it-type people

then again it's Chicago

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

How is stopping me because I'm white in a "bad" neighborhood not discrimination based on skin color too?

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

lol at carrying a knife

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Awia posted:

lol at carrying a knife

I think that's like a 10 year jail sentence here

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
lol at all the people in this thread unironically saying how useful it is to carry a knife with them at all times. like they are trapped out in the wilderness, needing desperately to open a box of new hard drives, but the scissors are all the way over there in their desk, a whole 15 meters away, not a problem for a this rugged sysadmin, he caries this huge gently caress off, serrated, flick and lock knife with him at all times.

lomarf get the gently caress outta here the only person on this forum that might actually need to regularly carry a knife out of utility is moo cow because he literally works on a farm.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

du -hast posted:

i carry a giant 7" knife in my pocket b/c i am a loving poor that takes the bus to work graveyard from an "ethnic" neighborhood in los angeles. but i am 6'7" so im not sure how much it would help against getting shot

that said, its p. great and i would recommend you exercising your consistiutional rights to carry a knife so you can be literally lined up against a wall every time the cops see it sticking out of your pocket / wonder what this white guy is doing here this late at night

this isn't the five figgy fucktard thread, friend

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

Valeyard posted:

I think that's like a 10 year jail sentence here

carry the receipt with you the cops can't arrest you!!!!

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

vodkat posted:

lol at all the people in this thread unironically saying how useful it is to carry a knife with them at all times. like they are trapped out in the wilderness, needing desperately to open a box of new hard drives, but the scissors are all the way over there in their desk, a whole 15 meters away, not a problem for a this rugged sysadmin, he caries this huge gently caress off, serrated, flick and lock knife with him at all times.

lomarf get the gently caress outta here the only person on this forum that might actually need to regularly carry a knife out of utility is moo cow because he literally works on a farm.

i work in a computer garbage dump

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Awia posted:

carry the receipt with you the cops can't arrest you!!!!

Nice, life hack

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Awia posted:

lol at carrying a knife

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Valeyard posted:

I think that's like a 10 year jail sentence here

every movie I see about the UK has someone getting knifed on a bus

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
can u 3d print dynamite?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

echinopsis posted:

every movie I see about the UK has someone getting knifed on a bus

if there is anything I learned from chav documentary harry brown its that there is lots of knife violence in the UK and the only solution is a good guy with a gun hth

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
harry brown for the mFkin WIN!!

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

echinopsis posted:

every movie I see about the UK has someone getting knifed on a bus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WXaLiWKooQ

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005


lmao

pram
Jun 10, 2001

just a regular friday night in jolly ol scotland

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
it is not within my capability to be scared of a pocket knife unless it's dull or the lock is bad

cadenza posted:

i'm from an actual developed country but have been living in the united states for almost 2 years and it never ceases to amaze me how many americans carry knives around all the time

its ok, i carry a


Awia posted:

lol at carrying a knife

what about

Valeyard posted:

I think that's like a 10 year jail sentence here


Not if it's a

vodkat posted:

lol at all the people in this thread unironically saying how useful it is to carry a knife with them at all times. like they are trapped out in the wilderness, needing desperately to open a box of new hard drives, but the scissors are all the way over there in their desk, a whole 15 meters away, not a problem for a this rugged sysadmin, he caries this huge gently caress off, serrated, flick and lock knife with him at all times.

lomarf get the gently caress outta here the only person on this forum that might actually need to regularly carry a knife out of utility is moo cow because he literally works on a farm.

Just use your

echinopsis posted:

every movie I see about the UK has someone getting knifed on a bus

Impossible. See, they have these now

Blue Train posted:

if there is anything I learned from chav documentary harry brown its that there is lots of knife violence in the UK and the only solution is a good guy with a gun hth

Lies and propaganda. This was solved via

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I'm a knife

knifing around

cutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcut

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Silver Alicorn posted:

I'm a knife

knifing around

cutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcut

i recognize this reference

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008


hoped for some serious knife carnage. v disappointing

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

oi some bloke didn't fancy my torso so he nicked it

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them


welcome knife jonny

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!
weapons do have some use if you are a minority or a woman that has to walk around alone at night, not so much for white males

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


general-tofu.avi

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Celexi posted:

weapons do have some use if you are a minority or a woman that has to walk around alone at night, not so much for white males

uh excuse me, but white males need something to stab minorities and unaccompanied women with

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pram
Jun 10, 2001

Trig Discipline posted:

uh excuse me, but white males need something to stab minorities and unaccompanied women with

one of the good ones right here

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