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black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.
Who is having sex with their computer tonight?

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


getting ready for a threesome :mrgw:

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

What counts as computer sex? Are we talking casual porn browsing here or full frontal teledildonics?

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.

error1 posted:

What counts as computer sex? Are we talking casual porn browsing here or full frontal teledildonics?

Like, for example, putting your dick in the CDROM tray, or fingering the USB ports, etc

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
its u op

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

I'm having sex tonight with my wife, Laura Computer

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
what about echis computer

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
just waiting on my rift, op

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
lol if your computer has a cd drive.

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
my phone is too big :heysexy:

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

eric posted:

lol if your computer has a cd drive.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
blackke pette

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


all ports on my computer are epoxied shut. ~chaste computer~

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
a computer is not a sex aid, unless it is a smart dildo or some other sex aid which is also a computer
or if you use it to watch porn then its a sex aid i guess

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

i don't want to brag but my erect penis is too big to fit in my computers USB C port

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


my computer is too tired tonight and has a headache

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.
Who had sex with their computer last night?

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
i had sex with your mother's computer last night op :smugmrgw:

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power botton
Nov 2, 2011

guys, i had sex...

with a computer!

*holds up leopard print full tower side panel*

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