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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

I probably don't need to remind people of Ruffalo's performance in Spotlight...so I'll try to get as many people as possible to watch 'Dragon Blade' for the Armond White award.



This movie is like face/off as in the greatest, but set in historical China and starring Jackie Chan, John Cusack, and Adrien Brody. Chan, though, is mostly comic relief/physical comedy and despite getting the most screen time, takes the movie the least seriously. At no point in the movie, which is extremely long, will you have any idea what's going on, but bodies are flying, the gongs of war are sounding, and little blind boys are screaming. There are multiple musical numbers.

The movie comes into its own once Cusack and Body share the screen. They do their best Cage and Travolta and loving hit it out of the park, becoming such hams that they absorb the camera. Adrien Brody is easily the most ridiculous/satifying lovely action movie villain I think I've ever seen, he treats this like a 70s kung fu script. There is a death scene that rivals Boromir's from LOTR.



Please watch this movie and post funny things about it and consider it for the AW award.

straight up brolic fucked around with this message at 10:23 on Jan 11, 2016

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

loving lmao at Michael B Jordan winning best actor

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