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Looke

hi I am currently growing a beard and want to know a few things

when should I start trimming it out, my girlfriend says my face resembles a tramps rear end in a top hat (not sure how she knows what one looks like tho)

is there any way of hiding the ginger, my hair is brown but due to cursed genetics I have some ginger in me which appears on my face

what cool styles can I try

# ? Jan 11, 2016 03:02

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treasure bear

i managed to sneak a cutting off a really nice beard and kept it moist but it's not doing anything what am I doing wrong?

# ? Jan 11, 2016 03:18

SIDS Vicious

Corbae posted:

is there any way of hiding the ginger, my hair is brown but due to cursed genetics I have some ginger in me which appears on my face

what cool styles can I try

the ginger is there for good unless you want to try using like just for mens poo poo and have a black beard, and believe me when i say the ginger hairs will start taking over. its hosed up but its true they just, they grow so mych faster then the brown hairs. you should trim your beard so its shaped like upside down bart simpsons head on your chin

wow that was an old sig lol
chec k out my drawings the sidsons

# ? Jan 11, 2016 03:20

City of Glompton

treasure bear posted:

i managed to sneak a cutting off a really nice beard and kept it moist but it's not doing anything what am I doing wrong?

are you using an asphalt water emulsion?

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jan 11, 2016 03:30

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

I just learned the benefits of beard oil and beard shampoo. I only have a goateestache but I don't think my genetics will allow me the full face bush.

Should I just try and grow it out and see what happens?

# ? Jan 11, 2016 03:37

SIDS Vicious

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

I just learned the benefits of beard oil and beard shampoo. I only have a goateestache but I don't think my genetics will allow me the full face bush.

Should I just try and grow it out and see what happens?

read that as goatsestache and was super concerned for you

# ? Jan 11, 2016 03:39

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

Celluloid Sam posted:

read that as goatsestache and was super concerned for you

This I would like to see...

# ? Jan 11, 2016 03:40

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

Oh. Kylie Jenner challenge + mustache would create a goatsestache would it not

# ? Jan 11, 2016 03:41

SIDS Vicious

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

Oh. Kylie Jenner challenge + mustache would create a goatsestache would it not

after a cursory googling yeah basically

# ? Jan 11, 2016 03:43

smoobles

i'm thinking of growing a beard, i had one last year but shaved it off and now i miss it

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# ? Jan 11, 2016 03:53

Ben Smash: LARDROOM

I had an epic metal-dude beard and then i lost my job so i trimmed it down to look employable but now i have a sweet job so I'm going to grow it back out to an obnoxious length now

# ? Jan 11, 2016 03:58

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rare snap of smoobles circa 2014

# ? Jan 11, 2016 04:43

SIDS Vicious

BIRDCON 2017 posted:

rare snap of smoobles circa 2014

thats guy fieri

wow that was an old sig lol
chec k out my drawings the sidsons

# ? Jan 11, 2016 04:43

Piso Mojado

many have heard stories of my beard but few know the true power it holds.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 05:17

Piso Mojado

my beard is also the official byob beard, in case someone's trying to step up.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 05:18

Robot Made of Meat

Spoiler: Your beard will go grey long before the rest.

Enjoy it while you can.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jan 11, 2016 05:18

Piso Mojado

polls say that my beard will look even better that way.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 05:20

SIDS Vicious

i rememver when robin williams had a grey beard *sigh*

wow that was an old sig lol
chec k out my drawings the sidsons

# ? Jan 11, 2016 05:20

Looke

ur triggering me, in my own thrad. mods????

# ? Jan 11, 2016 05:22

Piso Mojado

Celluloid Sam posted:

he
i rememver when robin williams had a grey beard *sigh*

:sadglomp:

# ? Jan 11, 2016 05:22

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if you leave your beard next to another beard long enough, their roots will entangle and produce a beard superior to either. it's called genetics. :rolleyes:

# ? Jan 11, 2016 05:27

Looke

I want my beard to be a product of eugenics, only the finest, non ginger hairs will be selected

# ? Jan 11, 2016 05:33

Looke

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

I just learned the benefits of beard oil and beard shampoo. I only have a goateestache but I don't think my genetics will allow me the full face bush.

Should I just try and grow it out and see what happens?

what does this stuff do to a beard

# ? Jan 11, 2016 05:33

Robot Made of Meat

Corbae posted:

what does this stuff do to a beard

One removes the oil. The other adds oil.

Kind of pointless, really.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jan 11, 2016 05:34

Looke

seems a little counter intuitive, my neckbeard provides plenty of oils

# ? Jan 11, 2016 05:36

Matoi Ryuko

My facial hair doesn't come in everywhere, so I have to pick a facial hair design based around that fact.

# ? Jan 11, 2016 05:38

Looke

until last year neither did mine

# ? Jan 11, 2016 05:44

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

I've been sick for a week and haven't shaved so now I look straight up terroristy.

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# ? Jan 11, 2016 05:52

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Corbae my advice to you is use your facial features as a guide to have a consistent cut every time.

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# ? Jan 11, 2016 05:54

Admiral_eX_laX: Historically Inaccurate

Robot Made of Meat posted:

One removes the oil. The other adds oil.

Kind of pointless, really.

Corbae posted:

what does this stuff do to a beard

Good question. Regular bath soap makes your beard coarse and prickly. Women don't like that. So the beard shampoo and the oil help here. That's what I've gathered.

I guess it sort of helps. I gotta give it a week or two to see if it really does help.

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my options are "clean shaven" or "probably on a registry," so I usually opt for the former

# ? Jan 11, 2016 08:44

ScrubLeague

I haven't shaved in more than a week so yeah I probably fit here. Gonna shave before work on Tuesday though.

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# ? Jan 11, 2016 08:47

Savage For The Winjun

ive been "growing a beard" since the beginning of december

but really, thats when i ran out of razorblades and decided to save money by not buying into big razor

# ? Jan 11, 2016 09:19