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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
At CVS, I scratched off the whole thing and didn't win anything I want my $2 back dammit its not fair what a ripoff ):

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nooner posted:

At CVS, I scratched off the whole thing and didn't win anything I want my $2 back dammit its not fair what a ripoff ):

Wait till you start dating women.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

VendaGoat posted:

Wait till you start dating women.

After what we did I agree your mother does not deserve to be called a woman :grin:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nooner posted:

After what we did I agree your mother does not deserve to be called a woman :grin:

Bitch won't even make me a PB&J, good luck homie. Good loving luck.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
The public schools appreciate your $2, nooner.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
You bought a lottery ticket and it wasn't the powerball with the 1.3 billion jackpot?

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

You bought a lottery ticket and it wasn't the powerball with the 1.3 billion jackpot?

youre supposed to scratch the powerball tickets lol. the real numbers are under the printed ones, for security obviously

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

youre supposed to scratch the powerball tickets lol. the real numbers are under the printed ones, for security obviously

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
How about that Minnesota field goal kick hahahahahahhaha

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
hosed up to think there'd be a short period when there's a billion dollars in my checking account

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Champenema posted:

hosed up to think there'd be a short period when there's a billion dollars in my checking account

actually be like 500mill causq of taxes but like, you know, what evs just another weekend

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Champenema posted:

hosed up to think there'd be a short period when there's a billion dollars in my checking account

How much Jif Peanut Butter does 1 Bil buy?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Im considering finding a huge motherlode of gold

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!
you could've donated to AGDQ but nooo

i realize it ended yesterday but hindsight is 20/20 (better than my eyesight, lol!)

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
I got a boner from this thread thanks op

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Nooner posted:

How about that Minnesota field goal kick hahahahahahhaha

glorious.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

Nooner posted:

actually be like 500mill causq of taxes but like, you know, what evs just another weekend

I don't believe they withhold taxes so that bil has to land someplace first. If I don't hire lawyers and accountants it's gonna look awkward on my 10-40 EZ

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

sorry kid i only go to drug type stores to buy sex pills

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

sorry kid i only go to drug type stores to buy sex pills

looks like the lil mumph is having trouble keeping the bat up.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Nooner posted:

How about that Minnesota field goal kick hahahahahahhaha

i saw the blood drain from mr. poop's face :smith:

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
i saw a dog yesterday

i pet the dog

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
then three hours later i joined him in melancholy :smith::respek::smith:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Microwaves Mom posted:

looks like the lil mumph is having trouble keeping the bat up.

haha yeah i do some weird stuff to my dick/body

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

whoflungpoop posted:

then three hours later i joined him in melancholy :smith::respek::smith:

rip in peace the washington dc football team (i dont want to say their name because its racist but not funny racist like saying the "n" word online)

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Nooner posted:

rip in peace the washington dc football team (i dont want to say their name because its racist but not funny racist like saying the "n" word online)

hail to the r*dsk*ns

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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

sorry kid i only go to drug type stores to buy sex pills

I used to do that, but the doctor who gave me the rohypnol prescription went to jail :(

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