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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > how do you pronounce cool whip?
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SIDS Vicious


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* # ? Jan 11, 2016 06:27
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City of Glompton

 "yuck, what the christ is this?", emphasis on disgusted tone of voice


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 06:30
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beer pal

 the funny way

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 06:31
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SIDS Vicious


 i think you will find its closer to ko͞ol wɪp

wow that was an old sig lol
chec k out my drawings the sidsons :)
* # ? Jan 11, 2016 06:31
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 You don't, you snap it

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 06:32
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SIDS Vicious


 cracker is a slur because it meant you whipped people, woah

wow that was an old sig lol
chec k out my drawings the sidsons :)
* # ? Jan 11, 2016 06:35
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Looke

 if its like whip cream then "wh-ee-ya-p"

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 06:43
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 With your mouth full

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 06:45
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 nuj fanounce ih fiw youj nauf fuww: hift feem!

i meem huuw hif

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 06:47
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Tiberius Thyben

Gone Phishing


 Kuh-who-ull wip

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 06:57
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RudeCat

The rudest cat for the rudest jobs


 Jiff

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 07:55
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ScrubLeague

 If you pronounce cool whip you've already lost at everything.

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* # ? Jan 11, 2016 08:23
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Zorodius

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
I find it easier to get uniform coverage of the nipples using the spray kind

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 08:46
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 Husband and cream

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 08:53
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 DOA, delicious on arrival

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 08:54
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

 david byob-y: ground control to major tom ;_;
e. wrong ducking thread ughh. what's cool whip anyways? ive honestly never known. like fake mayonnaise? Something else?

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 09:04
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FluffieDuckie

 i have in my life posted in the wrong thread at least 3 times. you have my condolences


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 09:12
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Zorodius

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

david byob-y: ground control to major tom ;_;
e. wrong ducking thread ughh. what's cool whip anyways? ive honestly never known. like fake mayonnaise? Something else?

whipped cream in a tub

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 09:17
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FluffieDuckie

Zorodius posted:

whipped cream in a tub

it's actually fake whipped cream. it's oil based. just awful for you. back away from the tub gentlemen


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 09:24
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FluffieDuckie

 i guess i pronounce it "no thank you"


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 09:25
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 All i know is that youre supposed to spray it in your mouth like a sports drink

(I guess so other people can use the same can)

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 10:35
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hemale in pain




 what is this 'cool whip' im hearing so much about

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 10:40
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
 This:
* # ? Jan 11, 2016 10:56
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
The same way I pronounce "Wil Wheaton."

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 13:37
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Can't huff it

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 13:58
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treasure bear

 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aW3sb0iR5q

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 16:35
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Robot Made of Meat

DeepQantas posted:

All i know is that youre supposed to spray it in your mouth like a sports drink

(I guess so other people can use the same can)

Cool Whip comes in a tub, not a can. It is made of corn sweetener and chemical sadness.

Reddi Whip is an actual dairy-containing product that comes in a spray can.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
* # ? Jan 11, 2016 17:14
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City of Glompton

treasure bear posted:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aW3sb0iR5q

lol


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 17:15
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Manifisto

treasure bear posted:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aW3sb0iR5q

                                /


ty nesamdoom!

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 17:20
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treasure bear

 jean recorded it for me because i have a sore throat

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 17:25
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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Cool Whip comes in a tub, not a can. It is made of corn sweetener and chemical sadness.

Reddi Whip is an actual dairy-containing product that comes in a spray can.
my world is shattered. I no longer want cool hip

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 17:51
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cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME

 cool whip is God's way of ensuring a trip to the er from heart attacks

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 20:35
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cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME

 cool whip is a crime against taste buds, pie, and everything good in the world

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 20:36
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SIDS Vicious


 ive never eaten cool whip im just curious how it is pronounced, for a homework

wow that was an old sig lol
chec k out my drawings the sidsons :)
* # ? Jan 11, 2016 20:37
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cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME

 kuul wəp

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 20:43
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
curs laht

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 20:52
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Celluloid Sam posted:

ive never eaten cool whip im just curious how it is pronounced, for a homework

cool hwip sid

hwip

* # ? Jan 11, 2016 21:11
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 is miracle whip related to cool whip? tia

* # ? Jan 12, 2016 06:16
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cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

is miracle whip related to cool whip? tia

yes, in that they are both abominations unto your mouth

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

is miracle whip related to cool whip? tia

they're both made by kraft so that would make them, uh, siblings?

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