Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
alnilam

I'm actually very sad he's dead, he was one of my favorite people who I never met, but i do have to say, it's a small consolation that his age at death was the funny weed number

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

pig slut lisa

irl is good


FluffieDuckie posted:

ok confession time

so as soon as i saw this thread "white wedding" started going through my head and i'm like oh no i loved that song this is awful

then in a moment of clarity i went wait. was that him? and no. that was billy idol


so i had a lot of guilt until i came across this




so i feel a little vindicated


but the real tragedy here is now i have all this information jumbled in my head so in 5 years if you ask me if billy idol is still alive i'll probably say no

so it's like i lost 2 people today instead of 1

:cripes:

Brexit the Frog

white wedding, blackstar...
billy idol, "bowie, idol"....

it makes sense in a kind of senile way

FluffieDuckie


did you even look at the pictures lisa? i was wasted most of the 80's so idk what you want from me


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

pig slut lisa

irl is good


FluffieDuckie posted:

did you even look at the pictures lisa? i was wasted most of the 80's so idk what you want from me

those are both spike from buffy, i think the left is season 2 and the right is season 6?

Piso Mojado


I think we're being trolled. viciously.

FluffieDuckie

Piso Mojado posted:

I think we're being trolled. viciously.

yes. let's go with that


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

pig slut lisa

irl is good


please don't troll my friend piso and me, we're good boys from America's heartland

Ace of Baes
gas

fuck. marry. t-rex

smoobles

rip jim bowie, remember the alamo

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!


is that how he died oh what a world

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

rip david bowie dead at 69 from a chili fart to the face

ron color
david, if youre reading this, i dont condone this motherfuckery please curse bo pepper and sid. thanks

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

just like Houdini. david bowie was famous for his ability to tolerate farts to the face but this time he wasn't ready. character actor george wendt crept up to a dozing david bowie and dropped thirty pounds of bean and meat mist right into his face. he was dead before he hit the ground.

ron color
booooooooooooooooooooooo

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

if you can't take the truth of these real life events maybe take it to the serious david bowie thread filled with lies about how david bowie did not in fact die of george wendt's farts

FluffieDuckie

ron sweetie the separation of the 2 threads was a brilliant move by my friend glompton so we didn't have to argue about how to post about this. the 2 threads should respect each other's space


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
*Avril Lavigne approaches*

David Baowwwieee

Scaly Haylie

farewell, gobiln king.

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

the dire nature of these events only now struck me as I realized never again will this package roam the earth

Ace of Baes
its important to have a really bad thread about david bowie, as well as a good one, you see the coin theory says...

SIDS Vicious


i never asked for this thread to turn bad i just wanted everyone to know about this tragic event

wow that was an old sig lol
chec k out my drawings the sidsons :)

Scaly Haylie

Bo-Pepper posted:

just like Houdini. david bowie was famous for his ability to tolerate farts to the face but this time he wasn't ready. character actor george wendt crept up to a dozing david bowie and dropped thirty pounds of bean and meat mist right into his face. he was dead before he hit the ground.

:/

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Celluloid Sam posted:

i never asked for this thread to turn bad i just wanted everyone to know about this tragic event

there's a good thread sid where people are taking it with actual gravity

please don't be upset at people being silly in a silly thread in a silly forum

SIDS Vicious


Bo-Pepper posted:

there's a good thread sid where people are taking it with actual gravity

please don't be upset at people being silly in a silly thread in a silly forum

im not upset i was just sayin, it is a sid vicious thread can complain if it gets silly haha

wow that was an old sig lol
chec k out my drawings the sidsons :)

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

I'm upset you didn't comment an the goku pants skateboard I made for you what about my feelings huh what about my pain

SIDS Vicious


Bo-Pepper posted:

I'm upset you didn't comment an the goku pants skateboard I made for you what about my feelings huh what about my pain

lmao im sorry i lost my breath from laughing so hard at it and when i woke up i was in a abandoned hospital please send help

wow that was an old sig lol
chec k out my drawings the sidsons :)

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Celluloid Sam posted:

lmao im sorry i lost my breath from laughing so hard at it and when i woke up i was in a abandoned hospital please send help

you can't jacob's ladder your way out of this

SIDS Vicious


Bo-Pepper posted:

you can't jacob's ladder your way out of this

img sid shaking violently and has a lizards tail . gif

wow that was an old sig lol
chec k out my drawings the sidsons :)

Ben Smash

LARDROOM
Afraid of Americans was a really good song but I gotta be honest, Heathen was my favorite album of his.

joke_explainer


I know it's uncomfortable to bring up but I don't think we can talk about him responsibly without bringing up the whole sleeping-with-13-year-olds thing in the 70s. I mean that was definitely rape and hosed up. That entire cabal of rock stars and the baby groupies and poo poo, like, just a prime example of a group of powerful men covering each other's tracks abusing young women and grooming them for child abuse. You can argue until you're blue in the face that he thought they were of age or they consented despite their age or any number of bullshit excuses but it was still incredibly hosed up child abuse. The balance of power between millionaire rock star and barely teenaged child is just incalculably large. Lori Maddox, the girl that Jimmy Page would keep as a practical captive from 14 onwards said that Bowie took her virginity at 13, and also slept with Sable Starr at the same time, who was also 13. There's no way Bowie or any of those other guys could have mistaken them for being over 18.

Here's a good article talking about the crazy abusive culture of the time: http://www.feministcurrent.com/2015/07/15/on-jackie-fuchs-rape-and-the-bystander-effect/

Ultimately that's a major stain on Bowie, his career and his life and I'm not going to whitewash his history to pretend it didn't happen, like, it seems like all those guys get a free pass for being rock stars, or just like 'It was a crazy time and they were on drugs', but I don't think any of that stuff excuses it. I believe it's important to acknowledge the problematic aspects of someone's history, even if you still do appreciate it other ways. I loved his music and believe overall his legacy was a lasting, positive influence on the world. But the hand-waving and victim-blaming on the whole baby groupies thing is bizarre. Iggy Pop even has a song that straight up says 'I slept with Sable when she was 13', how did nobody involved in that practical child sex ring get charged?

ron color
Its really bad, and there isnt really an excuse. I know bowie had said he didnt really remember much from 72-75 at all, though say if charges were brought against him then yeah he should still have had his rear end slammed in a bear trap. that said if you love his work thats just fine, its possible to separate the two--but yeah i try to keep that in mind

GulagDolls

i feel too biased to comment because i was having sex with adult musicians at age 14 as well. having my sense of agency destroyed atm..

im trying to find more about lori maddox but its difficult

ron color
that sucks

Ace of Baes
to be fair, all the greek philosophers we study and admire were probably or definitely pedophiles too, and then theres wagner

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
take it to the Cosby thread please

Piso Mojado

Ace of Baes posted:

to be fair, all the greek philosophers we study and admire were probably or definitely pedophiles too, and then theres wagner

please leave Richard out of this.

Zorodius

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

quote:

“We got to the Beverly Hilton and all went up to Bowie’s enormous suite. I found myself more and more fascinated by him.

“He was beautiful and clever and poised. I was incredibly turned on. Bowie excused himself and left us [Lori and Sable] in this big living room with white shag carpeting and floor-to-ceiling windows. Stuey brought out champagne and hash. We were getting stoned when, all of a sudden, the bedroom door opens and there is Bowie in this loving beautiful red and orange and yellow kimono,” Lori told Thrillist.com.

“He focused his famously two-colored eyes on me and said, “Lori, darling, can you come with me?” Sable looked like she wanted to murder me. He walked me through his bedroom and into the bathroom, where he dropped his kimono. He got into the tub, already filled with water, and asked me to wash him. Of course I did.

“Then he escorted me into the bedroom, gently took off my clothes, and de-virginized me.”

Two hours later, Lori went to check on Sable who was high as a kite, and repeatedly saying, “I want to f*ck David.” To which Bowie said, “Well darling, bring her in.”

“That night I lost my virginity and had my first threesome. He was totally bisexual. I saw David many times after that, for the next 10 years, and it was always great,” Lori told Thrillist.com.

It's hosed up if he did that, which he probably did. Lori sounds happy about it, so uh, I guess it could be worse?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

SIDS Vicious


he didnt actually have two different colored eyes, one of his pupils was permanently dilated

wow that was an old sig lol
chec k out my drawings the sidsons :)

  • Locked thread