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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Hey OP I made a thing or two for the OP you made OP



raton fucked around with this message at 09:46 on Jan 11, 2016

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
OP play this song for your goats / chooks / errant parrots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2O91T6ZeW0

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I fixed "ABSOLUTEY BUCOLIC" I hosed it up the first time

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
It was that little black and brown dog that farted though, not another animal.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Try periodically scaring the chickens maybe they will flap their wings and cause a cool breeze.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

dreezy posted:

my dream is to live isaac's life except in wyoming instead of australia.

Most attainable dream I ever heard of

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Birds are good pets / food because you can throw them and they don't much mind.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I had a cockatiel and it would never try orange juice but it would drink beer. This is minimally bucolic but pretty Oz.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I'm pretty sure birds know what booze is and love to get wasted and fly around drunk.

The cockatiel's most favorite thing was a forkfull of plain white rice. After that it was a spaghetti noodle. After that two french fries of which it only ate the soft greasy middle leaving the husk behind. It would eat these things until it put itself into an extreme food coma and would nearly barf if you touched the front of it afterward.

raton fucked around with this message at 08:33 on Jan 14, 2016

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Making bird liquor probably

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Do you ever laugh like Beavis to enhance a session of found egg smashing?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Get some markers and color in that chicken.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
After you mush up a bunch of eggs with a rake do the chickens have a gory black mass feast?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

[45] Asses' milk may command good prices: the average price in Italy in 2009 was €15 per litre,[46]

Italians love rear end milk lol

Isaac posted:

Yes they do.

It made me do a bit of thinking amd heres wjat i think:

Chickens very very rarely eat am egg that osnt cracked, but will go crazy as soon as theres a sligjt hole in it. Im thinking tyat they know that their instincts them the egg is no longer viable and they eat it back up to recover what they lost.

My cockatiel liked to eat the white part of fried eggs a lot and also sausage but would barf like crazy if he got into the sausage.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
FUKKEN :staredog: BRO FUCJ

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Here's a real picture I took for myself for oc for this thread

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

i set up a computer desk next to my bed and every morning my rabbit wakes me up climbing on my head to get on my desk and eat sunflower seeds

Does it do that on purpose or does it just want seeds?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Put the tutrle in that dogs mouth and watch him carry it around and set it down somewhere.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Best time of that turltes life imo so long as it got to eat some vegg once in a while while riding around in dogmouths

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Horses are pretty dumb I bet a chicken is about as smart

That horse would bash you with its leg for walking at it at the wrong angle while it was windy or something

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
A freakout is a dumbo in my book ok

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

OhsH posted:

a horse

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Man you gotta pick up all them drat eggs with your egg hand? gently caress

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWXgtJP1IPs

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
How to trick the chicken into putting it on the belt?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

The nesting boxes are on a slight angle so they roll through a gap onto the belt

How to make chicken build nest in box?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

do you ever have the urge to just jump in the cart and roll around in all the eggs like a movie star?

According to earlier posts in the thread that would probably result in him having to fight off zooming hordes of chickens like in that SNES Zelda game as they drive in to eat their own young

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

haha gently caress those animals take their hair laugh at them have children ride them at a bad zoo

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I hope someone posts a wild rear end cockateil some day because I had a few for a pet and they're A+ pets lemme tell ya

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I have not seen a wild living frog in the US since like 1985.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

think how many more species would be alive today if they learned to smile, avoiding human wrath

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBkipKFocT0

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Those goats are cool are any of them gonna grow wicked big horns and look demonic?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Great balls

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
That one goat has balls on the sides of his neck

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I wonder if Toggenburgs is German for Weird Neck Balls

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

these pictures and videos are all very good and i smiled like an idiot

that said, isaac please turn your phone sideways, i want to fill my whole screen w/ goat

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

how does the rubber band method work. do the balls just drop like ripe fruit, and you gotta find/ sweep them up

Probably the chicken eat em

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