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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Workin' on a BS in CS. Got a really interesting email today (a week before the semester starts) with a big ol' weenie in it, so who knows what school I'll be at a week from now! Most everyone at this school is super duper helpful to work with, with the exception of the administrators. Eat all the dicks, administrators, and learn to loving read.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Staying on campus for a 3-day is exactly the same as staying on post for a 3-day. Why would you do that? Go bang some chick and crash at hers.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Statics
Engineering Design
Differential Equations (ugh)
Biology I... because apparently the Bio. credit that I already have doesn't count. Ugh.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
lol at all these scrubs panicking and showing up to use the lab the day before this project is due.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
The biggest problems my team had to solve today were "all chrome or black with chrome highlights?" and "what side do I want at Popeye's?" Pretty good for a Monday. :slick:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

are you an intern for pimp my ride or something?
Just going for a Mad Max theme on this project. It's gonna smoke the balls off every other team. :mediocre:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Naked Bear posted:

The biggest problems my team had to solve today were "all chrome or black with chrome highlights?" and "what side do I want at Popeye's?" Pretty good for a Monday. :slick:
Ten minutes until my team's car smokes the balls off everyone else's. Get hype. :bustem:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Mousetrap car racing. This is no contest, it's a slaughter. :rice:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Left a patch of rubber on the start line. :smug:

That's not true.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

McNally posted:

According to my email, I've been accepted for the fall semester. Yaaay.
Congrats! :toot:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Grem posted:

A girl taking her final history course and graduating with a history degree this semester gets her essay back, an essay where the professor said multiple times in class to use Aaron Burr when discussing whatever prompt you choose for this essay. This girl chose a prompt that listed a couple of Founding Fathers but not Aaron Burr. When she got back her C paper she threw a poo poo fit because she was marked off for not using Burr anywhere in the essay and her justification was that Burr wasn't mentioned in the prompt. He wasn't in any prompt! College is full of retards, and they're all passing.
Didn't follow instructions, F.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Is stuff not posting on eBenefits for anyone else?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
That's why I address everyone as "hey, you cocksuckers."

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
If someone in the military is pushing you to do something that will affect your life as a civilian, you should closely examine what it is they're suggesting, because it's probably retarded.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Ptolemaeus posted:

Just got my early drop for university packet approved, acceptance letter from George Washington U, and just finished ACAP/TAPS, freedom is so close. Can't wait to be billy Madison after this 6 and some change year "adventure."
Congrats, dude! My cousin is there right now. Good school!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
So many butts.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
They're both great. Butts in tight pants and leggings just happen to be more common this time of year.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Ugh, got an exam in 13 minutes, then have to rush home to finish a project that has slowly ballooned in size far beyond what I initially expected it to be. At least I have Taco Bell. :)

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Delizin posted:

Convince him that college is a waste of time and that he should enlist instead.
This is the right thing to do.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Killed it again today during the competition for this design project. I'm now 2 for 2 on first places in team projects. :slick: There's another dude who has also been on both those teams, but we all know who's responsible for back-to-back victories.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CPlF-IEkXQ

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Really happy that my landlord finally put in a driveway and lot so that I don't have to park on the street anymore. Just driving through campus, every other week there's some incident where I nearly get t-boned by some retard in a car bought by loaded mommy and daddy. :wtc:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Mike-o posted:

Are you sure they aren't enlisted?
It's somehow crazier than living on post.

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 08:05 on Apr 7, 2016

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Intern for State would be a good cover.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I enjoy doing far more work for this 3 credit course than for many actual 4 credit courses. :wtc:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
She's a loving idiot if she thinks that a) CS is an "iffy" degree or b) that ITT Tech is a school worth sending anyone to. Tell her to do her loving job and look at what fresh CS grads make right out the gate from any reputable school.

http://www.bls.gov/ooh/computer-and-information-technology/software-developers.htm

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTzDaShIQjQ

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
RANGER THAT

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Kawasaki Nun posted:

It really speaks to the degradation of the United States that people can stand up and say "As a vet I, " on any number of subjects and not be shouted down. Where are the college students of yesteryear who spit on returning draftees while deriding them as babykillers? Where did we go wrong?
UNACCEPTABLE

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Shown up by a goddam reservist lol

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
That's so loving weird.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Oh, that's a relief.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
You can assert your dominance and get her thinking about bumpin' uglies if you stuff your dick up that guy's butt.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
As long as they're in-person hours, they're regular ol' credit hours.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Everything on ArmyStudyGuide is written by retards. Take whatever classes your little heart desires.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I know everyone hates at the date or whatever, but seriously any organization that you looks you up and ask you to pay is loving scam 101

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Grem posted:

2 page essay on the Nacirema culture due Friday.
They are a fascinating people.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Professor Bling posted:

they're throwing around legit "my tax dollars" and everything haha
The former Dean of Students here made that same comment to me earlier this year and in a very snide manner. So here's your counterpoint: they're your tax dollars, too.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Soulex posted:

I'm the oldest guy in my class. The only guy with a beard in my class. Well all 4 classes. There are also lots of hot loving women holy loving poo poo. I always wear sunglasses so I don't get caught looking at yoga butts.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Hope you still have some cartilage left in your knees, 'cause you're gonna need it.

Pasta is your new best friend.

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