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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Victor Vermis posted:

I enjoyed my four year enlistment.

im calling shenanigans on this one

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Aug 9, 2009

ded posted:

all i see is this





i keep waiting for that titty to pop out but it never does :sigh:

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Aug 9, 2009
pretty goddamn sure the rule of 7 is only about being in a relationship with someone. smashing some slizz is just 18+

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Aug 9, 2009

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

I started my first Cisco Networking Academy class today.

Gonna try my hand at this IT poo poo I guess.

:smithcloud:

I loving despise school. Mostly because I hate millennials.

3 of my 5 classes I signed up for are retarded bullshit, but this one Cisco class is something to get excited for. They cancelled another class I signed up for and was super excited about- Soldering. Class ends with a certificate that the local utility company will apparently hire you up for. There's apparently a permanent shortage of qualified people to do soldering iron work.


So why is the class cancelled?
Only loving 4 people signed up for it.

:argh:

when historians 100 years from now are trying to figure out why the world plunged back into the dark ages and we have to rely on lamp oil and candles and poo poo to read our handwritten books and people are being killed over the dwindling supply of working circuit boards, theyre going to mark this as the beginning of our decline

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Aug 9, 2009
getting into gunsmithing is a poor idea considering who the next president will probably end up being

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Aug 9, 2009

Naramyth posted:

The Brocalypse and Brocalypse 2: B-Roc Harder were the best things to happen to gun sales since dark people.

not gonna be such a smart idea when goddess-empress hilldawg decrees even expressing desire to own a gun be punishable by public castration

its for the children you see

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Aug 9, 2009

Jarmak posted:

This is pretty much my thoughts on the matter, I was just joking cause I've turned 29 now so 21 is no longer technically half+7.

smash gash

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Aug 9, 2009

Deathy McDeath posted:

Oh hey, here's a summary of our hilarious vet group

http://columbiaspectator.com/news/2...paign=8e4918fd8

Deathy McDeath posted:

It's actually really fun

this is some shameful poo poo

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Aug 9, 2009

Booblord Zagats posted:

What the gently caress does the V stand for?

uh veteran duh

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Aug 9, 2009
oh poo poo im sorry i forgot to check my privilege :negative:

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Aug 9, 2009

holocaust bloopers posted:

I keep it at home. Once I get a full-time position, it'll be going up.

get this so everyone knows where they stand

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Aug 9, 2009

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

its a joke, retards.

this is the same line you use on the ladies you trick into sleeping with you when they finally see lil veins huh?

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Aug 9, 2009

Naked Bear posted:

The biggest problems my team had to solve today were "all chrome or black with chrome highlights?" and "what side do I want at Popeye's?" Pretty good for a Monday. :slick:

are you an intern for pimp my ride or something?

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Aug 9, 2009
is this like a soapbox derby thing?

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Aug 9, 2009

Zeris posted:

A 22 year old vegan from Texas, living in a $2000 Manhattan studio apartment paid by parents, in my graduate writing program at an ivy league university, just tweeted:


dis wut i fought war for

so brave

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Aug 9, 2009
loving lmbo

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Aug 9, 2009

NTT posted:

especially the one that runs like a 22 minute 2 mile

:catstare:

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Aug 9, 2009

holocaust bloopers posted:

Tell us what happened

have you ever heard of pegging?

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Aug 9, 2009

Casimir Radon posted:

That's what they told us 19 years in the 3rd grade, hasn't happened yet.

the only scare mongering i can remember from my school days was about peak oil and welp

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Aug 9, 2009

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Just googled it, it's a private catholic school. Not sure where you got the info that it was a for-profit.

catholic huh? soulex hoping for an old nun to paddle his rear end, bet :mmmhmm:

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Aug 9, 2009

Zeris posted:

Maybe don't yell at your voc rehab counselor; if they're stupid enough to work for the VA their lives are hard enough already

dont shimshame in here this is a safe space

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
i got a cousin who got early outted from the af where he was a sensor operator on an ac130 then he went back to his parents house and started abusing pain killers again! but now hes allegedly clean and hes in school to become a vocational rehab specialist or something fruity like that

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Aug 9, 2009

Grem posted:

Talk about butts all you guys want I'm lusting after girls in those really loose tank top looking things where you can see ample sideboob and sidebra.

gonna be funny when one of your students sneaks a peek at your posts and then i get to read about you in the news

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Aug 9, 2009
this ta craves t&a

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Aug 9, 2009
go read the moh commendations from poo poo like the spanish american war. they gave out 52 of the drat things during a cable cutting operation

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Aug 9, 2009

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

For a good chunk of our history the only medal the United States had to award was the Medal Of Honor. So people got MoH's for poo poo like Lincolns funeral detail.

doesnt make it any less hilarious that on may 11 1898 18 dudes got the following citation

quote:

Facing the heavy fire of the enemy, YOURNAMEHERE set an example of extraordinary bravery and coolness throughout this action.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
here in colorado you can get weird poo poo like 10th mtn plates and theres no requirement that you were in it or even served in the military at all :wtc:

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Aug 9, 2009

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

so either everyone here is

A)A bad driver and needs all the help they can get
B)Are in love with being a veteran and poo poo


lol

as you are, i once was

as i am now, you will be

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Aug 9, 2009

Grem posted:

Right? Safeway cashiers make more than that, STEM is for suckers unless it's the E.

uhhh my lil brother works at a safeway and i think he makes like 9 or 10 bucks an hour

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Aug 9, 2009

Grem posted:

Oh right I meant Costco oops.

i know youre trying to be all smarmy and cunty but youre still wrong





but this ones more relevant to you



;)

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Aug 9, 2009

Kawasaki Nun posted:

sooo diamond joe is speaking at my school this week, but the topic is preventing sexual assault. I'm 50/50 about going

you should go, youll probably learn all his secret techniques

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Aug 9, 2009

NTT posted:

I use my pt belt when I run at night/early morning but intended use is a different universe than 'broad daylight'

i use my pt belt at night/early morning too, but intended use is different than "wrapped tight around neck to aid in climax"

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Aug 9, 2009
isnt khazakstan the place with the weird cult of personality dictatorship?

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Aug 9, 2009
none of you fuckers are moto enough to get tillman bux!

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Aug 9, 2009
i got a brother laser jet and its pretty rad

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Aug 9, 2009

Casimir Radon posted:

They have a job board but there's nothing on there right now. My advisor pretty much told me I should have hit it harder, sooner. Unfortunately that's easier said than done when you've got 5 classes and undergrad research to do. I can still potentially do one in the fall though I'd rather not cut it that close. The whole thing is a bit of a kick in the balls since I probably lost out to kids whose only work experience is in the food industry.

dusted

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Aug 9, 2009

Mike-o posted:

God help me I'm learning how to tell rocks apart and what they're made of and where they formed and at what temperature. AND IM ENJOYING IT :psyduck:

which ones are formed out of poo poo?

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Aug 9, 2009

agreed

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Aug 9, 2009

App13 posted:

I have July and August off with no classes and no job lined up. I have plenty of money, but what the gently caress should I do to pass the time?

24/7 jackin it

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Aug 9, 2009

at the date posted:

He also made me feel like a weenie when he took his shirt off.

loving dusted lmbo

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