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Dec 31, 2010

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Advertising major graduating in March and feeling pretty good about future employment.

If you're gonna do non STEM, be in a hub for your industry, network, and do internships. A little luck wouldn't hurt either. Those internships should pay. At least for advertising, unpaid internships mean you ain't doing a lick of real work. You'll be somebody's secretary, so enjoy the class credit.

I'm on my third internship, second with an agency. Get comfortable with data, math, and analysis. Even in the spooky world of advertising employers have expectations that new hires can parse through mountains of data to sell ketchup.

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Zeris posted:

WELCOME TO THE STUDENT VETERANS LOUNGE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYuvBWhqC6w

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Dec 31, 2010

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Trades are cool. It's gotta be vastly more rewarding to create or repair something then spend all day bouncing meeting to meeting or holding telephone conferences.

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Dec 31, 2010

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I did that thing where I figured out what the lowest grades are needed to graduate with a 3.5+.

I am completely over school right now and there's 7 weeks to go.

I will miss the butts, though.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Gotta learn how to say no to stuff. Being an office hero by taking on too much poo poo is dumb. All your work will suffer or some will be great and the rest mediocre.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Worst grade I've gotten in school was a C+ for American Sign Language 103. It was a mercy grade. That teacher had every right to fail me, but chose not to. She knew I had to get through her class for degree requirements.

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Dec 31, 2010

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"Poor" and "trash" are shockingly similar signs.

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ASL is cool because it's only 50% of a language. Written component is English.

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Dec 31, 2010

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

The same people who intentionally breed with other deafs to produce more deafs.

Look you stupid bastards you are not some enlightened master race of deaf people you're models that came off the factory floor with defects. Get the implant or hop in the oven with the rest of the invalids.
Skip to 1:44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFM2xZ7dytk

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Dec 31, 2010

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Advertising Campaigns
The History Of Film Editing
Urban Ethnicity and Culture

They're all soft ball courses, so more annoying than anything. And film editing is there just to ensure I max out my post 9/11 bennies.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Remote sensing is cool as hell. I can't track down my :filez: copy of ArcGIS. :saddowns:

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Is that last one for real? I mean do you really have to educate engineers in basic social interaction?

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Please post course material.

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Oh. I was hoping the class involved practical exams like shaking hands or saying good morning to a woman without staring at her chest.

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Dec 31, 2010

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English classes are definitely a case of "too little, too late" for a large majority of college students.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Most helpful classes I took were the following:

research writing
writing for PR & advertising
copywriting
excel/pivot table stuff
a math course


Go figure that being able to manipulate data, solve simple problems, and clearly write would be the most useful poo poo.

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go3 posted:

A basic finance class so they can come to the realization of what a giant waste of money it likely was

someone's waste of money. not mine

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TheQuietWilds posted:

Being able to do basic poo poo in excel is indistinguishable in many workplaces from being a sorcerer. If you have a chance to use bennies to REALLY (and I mean REALLY) learn excel (or better yet SPSS/Stata) you will not regret it.

Excel's camera function blows my loving mind.

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Dec 31, 2010

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The Rat posted:

Excel has a camera function?! :aaaaa:

Yes! Enable it through options. Google for the exact method.

I use it for data tables and high/low comparison pulls. All that poo poo gets camera'd to the client-facing excel tab, so whenever I'm providing analysis, I'll just hit refresh on the workbook and everything is all nice and updated.

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Dec 31, 2010

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My college has you beat by about a hundred or so. There is no drama because the vet population doesn't care enough to actively support a student veterans group.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Oh man my highly esteemed private university totally let me in because I was a vet. I am well aware of that.

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Velociraptor you cis gently caress

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I keep it at home. Once I get a full-time position, it'll be going up.

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It'll be a fun game to see how I can explain what it is without someone taking me to HR.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Advertising students tend to be people who are too frightened to pursue film, creative writing, or straight up business degrees.

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Mike-o posted:

I've been seriously considering going for a geology degree. Either that or computer sciences or some poo poo.

Do something with remote sensing. A. The work is cool and B. You'll make cool maps

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Dec 31, 2010

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If I had a do over, I'd go geography or enviro science.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Self-published dinosaur gay smut fiction

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Shim, have you considered dropping all of that tech gooey for a high-powered rhetoric degree?

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Dec 31, 2010

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I'm debating on spending the next week finishing out every assignment and paper due for the remainder of the quarter. If I do that, I can spend the next month on paid vacation.

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Dec 31, 2010

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Three weeks before I graduate, which means applications are going out loving fast starting tonight.

zeris, do you wanna start an ad agency? you can write copy and all the scripts

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Dec 31, 2010

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Zeris posted:

Yeah, okay, and yeah, I am down. What are you gonna pay me

how does the occasional free potbelly's lunch sound?

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Dec 31, 2010

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

don't worry holly i know some good bridges you can live under

hey man thanks

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Dec 31, 2010

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I wanna see her writings

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Dec 31, 2010

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Skipped class to send out resumes and play Forza

:feelsgood:

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Dec 31, 2010

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FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:

Anybody used one of the paper writing services before? Actual decent classes I give a poo poo about I'd write them myself, but this English 101 bullshit (rhetorical analysis, WOO!) is going to make me lose my loving mind with how terrible and pedantic it is.

Just do it yourself. Not worth getting busted for plagiarism.

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Dec 31, 2010

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And if the guy has been reading your work, or will be, he might know that the paper isn't in your voice.

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Helps explain the large Chinese student population at my college.

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I would like to suffer silently and alone in existential despair while on vacation to Aspen.

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