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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson
Jeb! Bush
John Kasich
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Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

CBJSprague24 posted:

Desperation is a stinky cologne.

The smell of death.

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

CornflakeS.Pecially posted:

who do you guys think won the cruz/rubio exchange?

Trump.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Did Goldman Sachs come up at all?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

What is this stupid show with the National Anthem on bagpipes?


:aaaaa:

"Look, I'm a mime! Oh, they don't talk..."

mister negative
Jun 2, 2004

Salad Prong

Joementum posted:

Lou Dobbs is mad about the sailors. Are people who aren't paid to feign outrage about that actually mad about it?

The shenmue guy got over it years ago

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
For real though, Fox is sucking Ted off haaaaaard, they want him to be the winner

Cornflakes
Dec 3, 2006

HyperPuma posted:

they both lost imo, whenever they go after each other about minutiae they both come across as liars

yeah quite right. At the time I was too busy thinking about "Ya blew it!" to really pay attention

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Vegetable posted:

Did Goldman Sachs come up at all?

Nope

Nor did anything along the lines of "how"

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

AHHHHHHHH YOU SAID THE SECRET WORD AAAAAHHH

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog



i'm the tear in space time causing time to jump

Cornflakes
Dec 3, 2006

Vegetable posted:

Did Goldman Sachs come up at all?

Epic High Five posted:

Nope

Nor did anything along the lines of "how"

Yeah when Cruz mentioned the NYT at the beginning I thought he was gonna talk about it but he went to sailors instead

Even in his panic fundraising email earlier today he didn't mention *what* the NYT was attacking him for

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:pusheen:

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/687857340717101056

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Vegetable posted:

Did Goldman Sachs come up at all?

The only one who could attack him on that safely is Trump, who is not a competent or prepared debater.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
Trump winning the debate at 57% on Drudge poll. I did my part.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

every time cruz tries to cast his opponents as rich aristocrats i want to yell in his face YOU WENT TO HARVARD AND PRINCETON YOU loving TOADY

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Vox Nihili posted:

every time cruz tries to cast his opponents as rich aristocrats i want to yell in his face YOU WENT TO HARVARD AND PRINCETON YOU loving TOADY

He's cast the same spell that Dubbya cast

He's an outsider somehow now

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

God bless

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
I took a phone call for half an hour and these fuckers are still talking?

Yadoppsi
May 10, 2009
Nice post-debate hit on Rubio from Right to Rise.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

"You can't insult the people of New York after how they rebuilt the World Trade Center" -Trump.

The guy who does appliance repair for us is from NYC and is a dick. I also had a professor in college who was straight out of central casting. Come at me, Donald.

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

I just got home. What happened between cruz/rubio?

What is a "New York Values" landmine and why did cruz fall on that trap?

BWV
Feb 24, 2005



please please please become a real talking point

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER

holy moley

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


TheReverend posted:

I just got home. What happened between cruz/rubio?

What is a "New York Values" landmine and why did cruz fall on that trap?

Cruz called Trump a Jew. Trump said New Yorkers are great because they cleaned up 9/11.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

TheReverend posted:

I just got home. What happened between cruz/rubio?

What is a "New York Values" landmine and why did cruz fall on that trap?

New York Values seems to be a euphemism for Jews.

You're not allowed to insult New Yorkers because they're strong, brave, powerful, mighty, fine people who rose up and did not crumble after 9/11 even though they're stereotyped to be universal assholes and their city is said to reek of garbage. Trump kicked his rear end on that one.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Lawrence Tribe now live on MSNBC.

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jorJh8DTMVM&t=78s

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Neil had to cut to commercial so he'd have a chance to crawl out of Trump's colon.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

TheReverend posted:

I just got home. What happened between cruz/rubio?

insufferable I HATE IMMIGRANTS MORE exchanges, mostly

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/wpjenna/status/687859069483380737

Zeta Taskforce
Jun 27, 2002

TheReverend posted:

I just got home. What happened between cruz/rubio?

What is a "New York Values" landmine and why did cruz fall on that trap?

Cruz tried to say the Trump represented "New York Values" as that's where liberals, Jews and gays all live, and no true conservatives come from there, and Trump hit him over the head with 9/11.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Joementum posted:

Lawrence Tribe now live on MSNBC.

:getin:

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

lol im sure they had to rehearse that , right? no one on the cruz camps said "hey someone might bring up 9/11"?

jesus.

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president

the genetic superiority lines trump keeps dropping are really... curious

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

TheReverend posted:

I just got home. What happened between cruz/rubio?

What is a "New York Values" landmine and why did cruz fall on that trap?

Cruz called out Trump earlier for having "New York Values" and in the debate it got brought back up. Cruz doubled down on it saying how people from New York get their values from money and the media (Jews) and then Trump cockslapped him with 9/11

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

BWV posted:

please please please become a real talking point
With Trump? IT'S INEVITABLE!
*magic school bus theme plays*

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

"We're a big country." - Jeb Bush

The words of a leader.

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
lol, does this bargain basement non-union Mexican equivalent Trump substitute always advertise on Fox Business or is this opportunistic? Who am I kidding, like I could actually find an actual Fox Business viewer to answer.

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

I can bench press 3 times my own weight

My penis can morph itself into any shape physically imaginable

I found a lair of unicorns in trump tower, because we all know that unicorns have the best taste. I should know, i do business with them.

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Grey Fox posted:

"We're a big country." - Jeb Bush

The words of a leader.

Then he tried to sell that Obama is the one who hates Muslims, not the GOP

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