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So as you all know, the new Hitman is on it's way, simply called Hitman. Because Absolution was so terrible it was time for a reboot? Re-imagining? Really, we have no idea what we're doing. That's why the new Hitman game is episodic! What're your thoughts on This Hitman? I love the series, but everything after blood money involving it has bombed terribly.
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Oh noez! Muh overrated, obtuse, outdated control scheme, story, mechanics and graphicsmans! I simply cannot enjoy modern upgrades of my old classic games because I'm a Le Hipster! Durrr. Topic Locked.
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Jan 15, 2016 08:06
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Wormskull posted:Oh noez! Muh overrated, obtuse, outdated control scheme, story, mechanics and graphicsmans! I simply cannot enjoy modern upgrades of my old classic games because I'm a Le Hipster! Durrr. Topic Locked.
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Jan 15, 2016 08:07
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I think it'll be alright, OP. You could try a little optimism for once.
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Jan 15, 2016 08:10
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Muh disguisemans!
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Jan 15, 2016 08:11
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Modern Upgrades like your disguise system being dumb? Autosaves and checkpoints rather than being able to manually save whenever you wanted? A story that is a lovely quentin tarantino ripoff?
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Jan 15, 2016 08:14
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Merry Deciever posted:Modern Upgrades like your disguise system being dumb?  Merry Deciever posted:Autosaves and checkpoints rather than being able to manually save whenever you wanted? Merry Deciever posted:A story that is a lovely quentin tarantino ripoff?
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Jan 15, 2016 08:22
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Merry Deciever posted:Modern Upgrades like your disguise system being dumb? Autosaves and checkpoints rather than being able to manually save whenever you wanted? A story that is a lovely quentin tarantino ripoff? 
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Jan 15, 2016 09:18
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I've never played a Hitman game for more than a few minutes at a time. I know some of them are good, just never got into them
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Jan 15, 2016 09:30
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*remembers the music from the house party level in Blood Money^ Ah. Mm.
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Jan 15, 2016 09:35
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blood money was real good
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Jan 15, 2016 10:45
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Me, clicking on thread about classic beat-'em-ups: Oh, a mislabeled sneakmans thread.
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Jan 15, 2016 11:36
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Merry Deciever posted:So as you all know, the new Hitman is on it's way, simply called Hitman. Because Absolution was so terrible it was time for a reboot? Re-imagining? Really, we have no idea what we're doing. That's why the new Hitman game is episodic! What're your thoughts on This Hitman? I love the series, but everything after blood money involving it has bombed terribly. what is wrong with you
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Jan 15, 2016 13:17
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I dont think the op even played Absolution because you can kill cops by hitting them with a bong in that game
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Jan 15, 2016 13:30
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What is this, hide around the corner and jump out saying Spagett and people drop their guns every time for no reasons mans? We want hide an uzi in the chicken at the party mans back.
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Jan 15, 2016 14:11
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I heard they turned the new one into a F2P game already.
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Jan 15, 2016 14:32
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In Training posted:I heard they turned the new one into a F2P game already. Yes... Yes!
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Jan 15, 2016 15:38
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FactsAreUseless posted:Me, clicking on thread about classic beat-'em-ups: Oh, a mislabeled sneakmans thread. No, I think it's a mislabeled disguisemans thread. Wouldn't a sneakmans thread be about games like Thief and MGS?
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Jan 15, 2016 15:49
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Hey remember me, its your old buddy pushing mall cops in stairways and barrels of wine mans *removes chicken suit, fake moustache, and plastic fireman helmet to reveal that its actually some kind of third person cover mans like Marcus Fenix or Nathan Drake and blows your loving head off with a grenade launcher in the middle of the street* Sike dumbass, the console kiddies have spoken and there will be no more shooting so bad that the guns are only good for slapping people mans. U mad bro? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 15, 2016 15:53
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a bay posted:Hey remember me, its your old buddy pushing mall cops in stairways and barrels of wine mans *removes chicken suit, fake moustache, and plastic fireman helmet to reveal that its actually some kind of third person cover mans like Marcus Fenix or Nathan Drake and blows your loving head off with a grenade launcher in the middle of the street* Sike dumbass, the console kiddies have spoken and there will be no more shooting so bad that the guns are only good for slapping people mans. U mad bro? What the gently caress is wrong with your brain?
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Jan 15, 2016 16:16
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Hit a Mans
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Jan 15, 2016 16:32
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a bay posted:Hey remember me, its your old buddy pushing mall cops in stairways and barrels of wine mans *removes chicken suit, fake moustache, and plastic fireman helmet to reveal that its actually some kind of third person cover mans like Marcus Fenix or Nathan Drake and blows your loving head off with a grenade launcher in the middle of the street* Sike dumbass, the console kiddies have spoken and there will be no more shooting so bad that the guns are only good for slapping people mans. U mad bro? Please don't post here ever again, Guy #12 with pages of posts in every iteration of the GBS gamergate thread.
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Jan 15, 2016 16:39
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i had the demo of hitman and it was fun you could lure chinese cooks out of the resteraunt and go full terminator on them taking theyre clothes to murder gangsters
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Jan 15, 2016 16:40
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Lumpy the Cook posted:Please don't post here ever again, Guy #12 with pages of posts in every iteration of the GBS gamergate thread.
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Jan 15, 2016 16:41
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Lumpy the Cook posted:Please don't post here ever again, Guy #12 with pages of posts in every iteration of the GBS gamergate thread. Lmao
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Jan 15, 2016 16:53
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Lumpy the Cook posted:Please don't post here ever again, Guy #12 with pages of posts in every iteration of the GBS gamergate thread. Oh god lol
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Jan 15, 2016 16:59
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Lumpy the Cook posted:Please don't post here ever again, Guy #12 with pages of posts in every iteration of the GBS gamergate thread.
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Jan 15, 2016 17:50
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The forums dot somethingawful dot com slash General Bullshit slash the gamer gate thread
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Jan 15, 2016 17:56
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Girl (wide-eyed): Will I ever see you again? Me (strong, handsome): If you want to find me online, go to where people care about justice. Go to where nobody puts up with bull poo poo. Go to where men and women are actually equal (its that way already if you think about it). Go to where we will change the world.
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Jan 15, 2016 18:00
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Ristolaz posted:Girl (wide-eyed): Will I ever see you again? Lol
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Jan 15, 2016 18:27
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Lumpy the Cook posted:Please don't post here ever again, Guy #12 with pages of posts in every iteration of the GBS gamergate thread. Ristolaz posted:Girl (wide-eyed): Will I ever see you again? Lol
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Jan 15, 2016 18:28
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Blood Money is the only good Hitman game. Full stop.
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Jan 15, 2016 18:30
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Blood Money is the only good Hitman game. Full stop. That ending level was awesome
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Jan 15, 2016 18:31
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Blood Money is the only good Hitman game. Full stop. Yea
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Jan 15, 2016 18:34
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Blood Money is the only good Hitman game. Full stop. I got the collection on Steam and this certainly seems to be the case. 1 and 2 aged terribly
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Jan 15, 2016 18:38
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That little rooftop sniper demo game for Absolution was a lot more fun than Absolution.
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Jan 15, 2016 18:39
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They hyped up Absolution's 'create a custom Hitman level!!!' thing, I tried out the highest rated or most popular one and it was just enter alley > stab homeless guy > exit alley
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Jan 15, 2016 18:42
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a bay posted:Hey remember me, its your old buddy pushing mall cops in stairways and barrels of wine mans *removes chicken suit, fake moustache, and plastic fireman helmet to reveal that its actually some kind of third person cover mans like Marcus Fenix or Nathan Drake and blows your loving head off with a grenade launcher in the middle of the street* Sike dumbass, the console kiddies have spoken and there will be no more shooting so bad that the guns are only good for slapping people mans. U mad bro? lol
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Jan 15, 2016 19:00
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Dunno really why he got the ole probe for that but whatever..
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