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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Did I miss an anime sex tourism pedophile thread? That sounds so much better than gun chat

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DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!
Pretty sure those threads would look identical so :shrug:

Typical Pubbie posted:

Knife pros:

-unlimited ammo
-instant TKO from behind, two hits from front
-lunge attack to access secret areas
-cut meat, vegetables, etc.
-stealth

The crafting reqs are much lower too which is really helpful when you're starting your spree.

Tubesock
Apr 20, 2002




There are places where its legal to have a gun, and its legal to have a knife. But if you put the knife on the end of the gun then it is illegal. But you can put your gun on the end of the knife and that's fine. So obviously the knives are more dangerous.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...
Guns are mightier than knives, but the pen is mightier than the sword.

Is the gun as mighty as the pen then?

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

DrProsek posted:

Guns are mightier than knives, but the pen is mightier than the sword.

Is the gun as mighty as the pen then?


Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009

by zen death robot

Diplomacy never stood a chaaaaaaaaaaaance.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

Alright, I see what you're saying here, but is the Pengun mightier than the Pendragon?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

"Now I'll be prepared for if I ever catch the fucker that's using my coffee creamer at work..."

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

various cheeses posted:

Guns have the utility of making tezzor really foot-stampingly angry, which outweighs all possible negative impacts.

:agreed:

I clicked this thread to see Tezzr's new avatar but goddamnit Tezzr got hirself probated again.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

blowfish posted:

:agreed:

I clicked this thread to see Tezzr's new avatar but goddamnit Tezzr got hirself probated again.

Check their profile, shows their av even when probated.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=203487

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

loving lol

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Anime is the only problem in the world that is worse than guns.

Pauline Kael
Oct 9, 2012

by Shine

Who What Now posted:

Anime is the only problem in the world that is worse than guns.

Intersectionality of the modern American left. Anime, guns, and minecraft porn I guess

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
I would be alright with banning guns, provided cops gave up their guns first to demonstrate for everyone that guns aren't necessary for self-defense. With the cops disarmed we could then look at applying that rule to everyone else :)

Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010

I don't know why we are talking about gun control when what we need is gunchat control. Gunchat produces an unnecessarily high number of probations and bans, and if you look at forums internationally, most have large restrictions on gunchat ownership. I think the forums would be safer without it. I call for immediate, forums-wide controls on gunchat. This travesty cannot happen again.

Octatonic fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Jan 17, 2016

Tubesock
Apr 20, 2002




Octatonic posted:

I don't know why we are talking about gun control when what we need is gunchat control. Gunchat produces an unnecessarily high number of probations and bans, and if you look at forums internationally, most have large restrictions on gunchat ownership. I think the forums would be safer without it. I call for immediate, forums-wide controls on gunchat. This travesty cannot happen again.

All bannings and probation are a violation of freedom of speech. Several members of the posting militia are going to occupy the front page discussion forum in protest of the unconstitutional probation of Tezzor by an overreaching administration. Send snacks.

Butch Cassidy
Jul 28, 2010

I made a thing:

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Butch Cassidy posted:

I made a thing:



The Bear Grylls Handgun

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Butch Cassidy posted:

I made a thing:



I really like how tacky that is.

Final Blog Entry
Jun 23, 2006

"Love us with money or we'll hate you with hammers!"

Butch Cassidy posted:

I made a thing:



Debate over, guns win, close thread.

Butch Cassidy
Jul 28, 2010

Final Blog Entry posted:

Debate over, guns win

My kids agree:









Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


Cute kids, I hope they don't become a statistic

Ohio State BOOniversity
Mar 3, 2008

please tell me those kids are at least five holy moley

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.
\

Flowers For Algeria posted:

Cute kids, I hope they don't become a statistic
Which statistic, exactly? There's lots of those.

Edit: Let me say up front that I too hope they don't become high school dropouts or pregnant teens.

stealie72 fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Jan 18, 2016

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

stealie72 posted:

Which statistic, exactly? There's lots of those.

Children shooting themselves, each other, or their parents, with guns kept around the house, specifically.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


stealie72 posted:

Which statistic, exactly? There's lots of those.

Edit: Let me say up front that I too hope they don't become high school dropouts or pregnant teens.

Already got the cards stacked against them as the children of Goon.

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.
\

LingcodKilla posted:

Already got the cards stacked against them as the children of Goon.
I don't know, they're outside in the fresh air, not watching anime, so maybe they'll be OK.

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

Children shooting themselves, each other, or their parents, with guns kept around the house, specifically.
Oh, I was worried you were talking about a much more likely statistic, like not getting a diploma and facing a life working at McDonalds. Pshew.

stealie72 fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Jan 18, 2016

Ohio State BOOniversity
Mar 3, 2008

Flowers For Algeria posted:

Cute kids, I hope they don't become a statistic


Unlikely. Statistics for accidental gun death are typically either unavailable or classified as homicide.

Ohio State BOOniversity fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Jan 18, 2016

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

You took those kids outdoors? You've exponentially increased their chances for being struck by lightning. Truly terrifying stuff we're seeing here.

Butch Cassidy
Jul 28, 2010

Flowers For Algeria posted:

Cute kids, I hope they don't become a statistic

They are both tree skiing without direction supervision, right now. The chances of winding up broken or bagged are much more real there, to be honest.

Snowman Crossing
Dec 4, 2009

I'm not sure if I'm more angry about small children shooting guns or being dressed in colors the reinforce the gender binary!

Gingerbread House Music
Dec 1, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
Damnit Tezzor, if you want to stop coming over for JO & Plink, you could just say so.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Butch Cassidy posted:

My kids agree:


Quoting to reference next time somebody bitches about the fat grip on the 92

e: also what the gently caress is up with that thumb boy, you out here teaching poo poo habits?

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Gotta be careful with the grip, don't let that sucker get away

Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005

SedanChair posted:

Quoting to reference next time somebody bitches about the fat grip on the 92

Let's see some evidence he can reach the loving mag release and then you can talk

Also he's crossing his thumbs so it doesn't count

E: gently caress, beaten

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
oh no I'm whiiiiiiite

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SedanChair posted:

oh no I'm whiiiiiiite



Fella, I didn't say a word about color.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

PCOS Bill posted:

Fella, I didn't say a word about color.

I did, I'm whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
^^^^^
No you aren't


Butch Cassidy posted:

They are both tree skiing without direction supervision, right now. The chances of winding up broken or bagged are much more real there, to be honest.

"I put my children in reckless danger all the time" is a really bad argument to convince anyone you're a good parent.

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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
When I was a kid, most of the cars didn't even have seatbelts.

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